Having to do a PowerPoint on my phone cause I'm at my grandparents and I forgot about RE
It never fails to amaze me about how women just over complicate shopping
Never marrying anyone from here
Seriously though they should rename Stockport to sketport
Can a woman not manage a premier league team?
Since 1960 Pakistan has contributed 150,000 troops to UN peacekeeping forces, more than any other nation. Just think on that
In year 9 my grandma even knew I had a detention when I never told anyone
My grandma went to her friends house and she showed my grandma the video of me in chunky chicken.
And I can choose my own wallpaper. I'm trying to get Napoleon's massively enlarged onto wallpaper
As compensation for being moved into the box room I'm getting to put up wireless speakers in the corners of the room
Worried we may lose followers to 'official' Al-Qaeda account. Should we start posting kitten pictures? washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/…
Does anyone know how to turn off the location finder on the new #iPhone7
BMW had to recall their original GPS system because male German drivers were refusing to take directions from a female voice.
Big earthquake strikes Pakistan's Balochistan province, four days after more than 400 people died in a tremor there bbc.in/1bP11m9
Why can't a Pope get married? It's rather mean isn't it
Did you know that black babies are more expensive to adopt than the white ones?
They probably come with all the latest knives and shit....
As much as I don't want to admit it this earthquake was God's way to punish Pakistanis for not protecting Christians properly
I honestly couldn't care what anyone thinks of me, if you like me I'll like you, hate me and I'll open the gates of hell
Have some real annoying addictions to try and stop in 2 weeks
Why are terrorists trying to shoot down relief helicopters in Pakistans earthquake affected region. Stupid inbreds
What's next? Robots praying for you? pic.twitter.com/6WLmHZ9BlX
Spent 10 minutes waiting for the grill to heat up then realising I put the oven on
Earthquake update: Early morning dropped troops by 6 helicopters.1000 troops carried out relief work today. Work continues at night
Cop chances in Gta V is nothing compared to Gta Iv, your car just stops working after 2 minutes and the police are too good in a gun fight
Napoleon built the Louvre. Back then it was known as musee Napoleon.
Napoleon liked the painting of Mona Lisa so much that he had it placed on his bedroom walls for several years before returning it.
PHOTOS: New island forms after huge earthquake hits Pakistan | ti.me/16AegPJ
Fond of the "three-finger-salute"? Ctrl+Alt+Del command was a mistake, Bill Gates says
Team work is a pile of rubbish. There isn't a word to describe how much I hate working in a team
Death toll up to 330 in Pakistan earthquake, 445 injured. on.cnn.com/16zpAvy
25 Sep 1396 – Ottoman Emperor Bayezid I defeats a Christian army at the Battle of Nicopolis.
PHOTO: Earthquake creates new island off #Pakistan
's Gwadar coastline, dozens killed on.rt.com/vs8jg4 pic.twitter.com/EjhDQGhPGT
Getting real tired of the Daily Mail
I think I'm gonna add 'fire alarm drill' to my planner every week cause school has got into a routine
Kenya can only blame themselves for this. They invaded Somalia, even US special forces got massacred over there
A new island a few miles from Pakistan has just appeared after the earthquake.
Death toll rises to 30 after powerful earthquake in Pakistan's #Balochistan
province, officials say bbc.in/1gWlKCD
7:00 - Wake
7:30 - Work
9:00 - Shower
10:00 - N/A
11:00 - N/A
12:00 - N/A
My camp, my camp, my camp, keeps Jews warm...
#Ovens #LOLocaust #NaziRemix
Why do I keep watching videos of executions
My mum just came in and criticised me for my driving and how I didn't indicate when turning on gta
Downton abbey is the most beautiful thing on British television
"It's the job of grandmothers to interfere." And we're sure many would agree, dear Dowager. #Dowagerism #Downton pic.twitter.com/Qc3RnwwtSa
Ah, the perfect time for tea, wouldn't you agree? #Downton pic.twitter.com/UXdZurQi0P
Pyjamas, hot chocolate and Downton abbey. Great end to the weekend
Downton abbey tonight! Oh my god