Our Sixth Formers are already thinking: I could do that...On being a published author @MayhewJ #sgslibweek
Oh, these two seem to know what they are doing...Even with closed eyes!!
The first bit of this story about Sadiq Khan being sworn in is going round, but the last line often gets missed.
01 May 1707 – The Act of Union joins the Kingdom of England and Kingdom of Scotland to form the Kingdom of Great Britain.
Following news that Big Ben will be silenced for repairs, government unveil plan for new 'seven-day' clock tower.
Today in 1945 the Yamato, the most powerfully armed & heaviest battleship ever built, was sunk by the U.S. Navy.
'Highly unusual statement' made by man who's admitted killing Glasgow shopkeeper Asad Shah for 'disrespecting' Islam
What a last over from Carlos Brathwaite! - 24 off the last 4 balls! #WI
are the first double champions! #WT20Final
The Club For Growth,which asked me for $1,000,000 in an extortion attempt, just put up a Wisconsin ad with incorrect math.What a dumb group!
Can we just appreciate the fact that America ELECTS most of its judges and they have tv ads and everything
This should shake #Pak
enemies to the core.
3 headlines that say everything you need to know about the state of US politics right now i100.io/cMHyJhO
infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me' (h/t '@janemerrick23 @wtfrench76
Everybody should boycott the @megynkelly
show. Never worth watching. Always a hit on Trump! She is sick, & the most overrated person on tv.
I went down the escalator, heard the news and went back up again. Damn you Iain Duncan Smith.
The organized group of people, many of them thugs, who shut down our First Amendment rights in Chicago, have totally energized America!
Jeremy Corbyn happy to endorse closer ties with Europe, and looser ties for Labour Leaders.
IOC confirms refugee team will compete at Olympics, and are hot favourites for 110m barbed-wire hurdling.
The long history of Muslims and Christians happily killing together ind.pn/1Qyahz2
Noel Edmonds announces new game show.
Sam Seaborn finally got his cancer line into #TSOTU
... Me and your bitch we're sure to have a lot of fun
I'll put a dick in her pig mouth like my name is Cameron.
Hello my name is Saud, I go by 'the best alive'
Extinguish your fire, and take your bitch for a test drive...
"What do you think makes the English the way we are?"
"Well some opinions differ, some say our history, I say the weather." #DowntonAbbey
Whilst we're here... The world's best gif. #DowntonAbbey
Gearing up for battle with Isobel one more time. #DowntonAbbey
The Force Awakens in 3 days
After his storming close to the debate, Hilary Benn to headline Glastonbury.
Oldham Labour supporters dismiss claims number of votes is suspiciously high.
You all say the same regurgitated shit anyway you meatballs twitter.com/sassymemes/sta…
its game over now son
looks like you've had your fun
I'll beat you so yellow your boys will be calling you 'chun'
The names Saud Aziz
im so damn lyrical
I'll have a second cumming like Jesus so call me a miracle
What came first
the chicken or the egg?
I'll be coming first tonight when ur mum begs 💥💥💥
My style so hot, that's just something you desire
But when I go deep in your bitch all I leave is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Glasses so thick, it dm cos I'm rich, I can still see myself 3 inches deep in your bitch
Pakistan zindabad,my bars got India mad, but apart from the shit on the street and the busrape India ain't too bad.
Fee fi fo fum, Ima lay into your bum, leave you red like communist china, say RIP to your nasty vagina
You talk about swag,
But mans got heat, see if you're talking shit from 6 feet deep #freestyle #Origins
My rhymes may be whack and my dick may be small, but next year I'm get better A levels than y'all #FireInTheBooth #freestyle
Imran Khan divorces ex BBC presenter after just ten months dailym.ai/1KJVY2j
Fascinating: the House of Lords the unelected chamber, tonight proved more representative than our democratically elected one. #taxcredits
Earthquake update:Army troops directed to carry out immediate rescue work in any affected areas without waiting for formal orders-1
EQ Update:Troops mobilised,all CMHs put on high alert,Specialised EQ rescue machinery put on alert,Army helis mobilised-3
EQ Update:in a snap conf,#COAS
directed Army teams for quick assessment of earthquake damages across country spec remote areas.Teams left-2
Maldives vice-president arrested over alleged plot to assassinate president, home minister says bbc.in/1Waziz1
Interesting way David Cameron greeted his foreign minister @HugoSwire
tonight at Buckingham Palace
Rising hate crime is unacceptable – we must do more to fight it which is why we will make sure police record anti-Muslim attacks.
Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB!
How many other disturbed young men in America currently have 13 legally bought guns at home?