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SASSYPIEHOLE
comedychildren 16,982 followers
No one should ever wake up at 5:45 am on a Saturday and not be able to go back to sleep. EVER!
Less than an hour left to sign up for #BlogU15 - Better get busy! twitter.com/theblogu/statu…
“If I were a robber, I would rob Fellini’s Pizza!” ~ Isla Stella, Age 7-1/2
Took a break from "field day" to go the gym for an hour because I'm a moron.
Want to learn how to blog right? Or publish a book? Or just meet some other kick-ass bloggers? 2 DAYS LEFT: @TheBlogU bit.ly/BlogU15
One more week of school and I'm f—cked. It's a good thing I don't have a REAL job! #Parenting #TheStruggleIsReal ow.ly/MWhqI
I had a selfie stick in the third grade named Sabrina.
Nothing makes me feel less fucked up than watching The Real Housewives of ANY city.
Awkward Middle School to the Max party hosted by @NickelodeonTV® @TheBlogU w/fab faculty! 1wk.left for tickets! bloguconference.com/registration
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This is where all of the COOL bloggers will be heading on June 5th. Get your tix NOW! #RushWeek #BlogU15 #NoHazing twitter.com/theblogu/statu…
Thanks, missy... I love how you always support my cause! ;-) twitter.com/msshrinkxhips/…
If you haven't registered for @TheBlogU yet, get ON it!! Tick, tock! 6/5-7 bloguconference.com/registration
Have you tried Bounty with Dawn yet? It's a 1-sheet wonder that's water activated. Boom! goo.gl/dN3DjY #quickerpickerupper #ad #sk
Shhh... @thefoxypockets can't handle our love! We gotta keep that on the down low! ;-) RU going to @TheBlogU? twitter.com/FoxyWinePocket…
You can DO it @2Thelmp! Just agree to clean the kitchen in the mess hall to pay for a room like I did! twitter.com/TheBlogU/statu…
I just want ONE day where she doesn't bunch up my ass cheek in her tiny fist & giggle uncontrollably. Today would have been ideal.
YES!! Maybe I can pack up the girl and drive out to your neck of the woods one day so our girls could meet! twitter.com/SurvivingMommy…
Spent today tagging the funniest & coolest mom bloggers on Twitter, so you might want to scroll back & follow them all RIGHT NOW! #NoRegrets
Cheers, @MomAngeles - Hope you are having a fantabulous Mother's Day. xo
Just finished Season 3 House of Cards. Pretty sure I crossed the inappropriate well before that! ;-) twitter.com/JillPond11/sta…
ME TOO! Well... She hit a wall around 9:45 and broke the seal, but I was happy it wasn't 7:30! ;-) twitter.com/2TheImp/status…
At least her Spanish teacher remembered! A letter from my sweet. xo #HappyMothersDay instagram.com/p/2hLdxkHxN5/
Happy Mother's Day to some kick-ass moms & new best friends! @MonkeyStarPress @MartiniMomBlog @Tipsy_Squirrel @OneFunnyMotha @pixiecdLYW
Happy Mother's Day to two of my favorite moms out there who hold a very special place in my heart: Cheers, @SurvivingMommy @DesireeMiller xo
Just booked flight for @TheBlogU 2015! Now all I need is the proper attire. What goes with middle-aged optimism? bloguconference.com
Have you heard? PRE-ORDERS for It's Really 10 Months Special Delivery START TODAY! And guess what else: I'M IN IT! amzn.to/1bDwJEO
If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
Running behind is my cardio.
Ever wonder what it would be like to walk into a club and be the oldest one inside of it? Me neither: ow.ly/MBA7c #40isthenew80
I miss being able to laugh at what I think is funny without offending someone else. #LightenUp pic.twitter.com/WZ70wuVceT
Baking with kids is like giving a paintbrush to a chipmunk. Bounty with Dawn can help! #quickerpickerupper goo.gl/hC2Ueb #ad #sk
Ironically, the only way I'd watch 50 Shades of Grey is if you tied me to a chair and made me. momtourageapp.com/post.html?id=g…