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Let’s wake mommy up at 7:00 am after she drove 11 hours and didn’t get to bed until midnight... That sounds like a GREAT idea!
There is no bar in my fucking hotel. I want to die.
Why I Love Toddlers (And I Am Mostly Sane) via @wordpressdotcom
Looks like someone got carried away at Sephora. #NebraskaRoadTrip
The struggle is real @realtonihammer! Your Grown Son Won’t Poop His Pants (And Other Things To Stop Worrying About)
Were you lucky enough to attend #BlogHer15 this year? How did NRG help you while you were there? Share your story with #NRGPowersMe #bh #ad
Too bad @OutNumbMother wasn't with me at Chick-fil-A last week: Summer Mother and the Indoor Play Place #BabyCesspool
This is my kind of house-hunting! It’s also why I LOVE @FoxyWinePocket. LMAO! #TryBeforeYouBuy #RealtorNightmares
How did I miss this, @KimZapata? Thanks for that! ;-) Feature Friday: Parenting Blogs…
Are you guilty of giving artificial consent? I’m up on @GoodMenProject today talking about why you should stop.
I am one bottle of tequila away from being a better parent.
#BlogHer15 attendees are getting street charged with #NRGPowersMe charging stations and you can, too! #ad #bh
Get your #SimplyAmerican makeover and free samples on @AlmayCosmetics Tour Bus in Kansas City 7/17-7/18 #ad #bh
I wish that kindness would make a comeback.
“My brain is sweating.”
Oh, Elvis... You so crazzzzzzy! NebraskaRoadTrip
A 1k mile drive to Nebraska doesn't seem that bad when you consider the alternative. Thanx for the reminder @PunkWife
The ONLY person I would ever drive 999 miles for! #NebraskaRoadTrip
Just passed a guy in a Honda Civic wearing driving gloves if you were wondering what stupid looks like.
Nebraska here we come!
Number 19 hurts my soul. And my lady bits: 20 Things Easier Than Rationalizing With a 4-year-old via @OutNumbMother
So THIS just happened.
I can probably think of another 200! | Ten Reasons Why Sleepovers Suck, A Cautionary Tale via @FoxyWinePocket
Who let the dog out? No, seriously. Who let the fucking dog out?!
I finally added an “about me” page on my site. What do ya’ll think... Too much?
What's that you say? @sassypiehole is going to be in ANOTHER book? WHAAA?! "What's a Mother to Do?" Follow @monkeystarpress to find out!
I don't think I would do this for any OTHER reason than #6: 10 Reasons You Should Have a Second Baby via @ramblinma
F*ck birthday parties, but if you're gonna throw one, here's how to do it right: | Courtesy of @SamPsychMeds
How to avoid being an asshole after a long hard day. #WalkTheF*ingDog #DontBeAnAsshole #SorryNotSorry
I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I'm also deaf in one ear.
It's like they are speaking pig latin. ;-)…
According to my daughter, nothing I say makes any sense and I'm okay with that.
Leave it to @hbombmom to think outside of the box: A VAGINA DECLARES ITS INDEPENDENCE #MomFunny #4thofJuly
NRG is focused on powering people on-the-go, and this year they will be at #BlogHer15! #NRGPowersMe #ad #bh
F*ck you, Monday.
By sharing I’m supporting the women of the U.S. military & the USO #SIMPLYAMERICAN #ad #bh

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