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New Nikon School D-SLR Tutorials - Exposure Metering - Episode 2 (Hindi)
I bet Kohli can score a century in 5 overs match too #Virat #legend
What a line up !! 😍
A Slap For All Those Asking Kahan Hain !! Ache Din 2 Years Of Modi Governance – A Recap... -... fb.me/2WFNBut6r
Guy *Goes to a liquor store and takes pics of alcohol bottles to post on Instagram*
Friend : Bhai, drunk?
Guy : mat poochh, full bhand
Bill Gates has a huge aquarium inside his posh house. That's called Gill Baits!
We live in a World where we cut tree, shred it into pieces, make a paper and write "save trees" on it
Everyday appears to be valentines day if you are single.
*at a bar at midnight*
Friend: "Dude check out that girl at 3 o'clock!"
Me: *waits for 3 hours and then looks around*
"WHERE!? SHE LEFT."
I'm cool with Instagram changing their logo. I've had this cushion on my bed. And it's 'retro'… instagram.com/p/BFV57_BoTBd/
I'm cool with Instagram changing their logo. I've had this cushion on my bed. And it's 'retro' now. 😁
#Instagram @instagram #newlogo #idgaf
Waiting for more exotic Paper Boat flavors:
Maggi ka bacha hua pani
Kal raat ka raita
Pehli biwi ke haath ki chai
Drinks and memories™ :')
It's Friday the 13th today !
Traveled so many places, but nothing feels like my own city..!
#mumbai #city #mumbai_igers
Traveled so many places, but nothing feels like my own city..! #mumbai #city #mumbai_igers #mycity #hometown #neighbourhood #citythatneversleeps
Short Film About Disabled Pup Earns Creators 59 Awards and Job at Disney fb.me/38OUlC3Y2
My laziness is just like the number 8.
When it lays down, it becomes infinite.
Media shares the news of UPSC & Board exams results so that our parents can look at us with that nazar, "KIYA HI KYA HAI TUNE ZINDAGI MEIN?"
Me: aaj khane me kya hai ?
She: chicken tandoori..!
Me: Saali mujhe 10₹ ka manchurian nai khilati ! Aur aaj chicken khane k paise aye?
Jaa simran jaa , bhaad me jaa !
So many people have got married in the month of May. My current Whatsapp Status is:
To Whosoever It May Concern
Happy Marriage Anniversary
Four people have told me my shirt looks good since morning. That's it. Time for me to start a fashion and lifestyle blog.
Teacher: how to determine the age of fossils?
Me: Sorry 😞
Teacher: Carbon dating.
Me: WTF! Even carbon is dating? 😭
The best part about having a gym partner is that when two people miss gym, the guilt cancels out.
This guy has serious trust issues !!
Late nights be always fun ..! #mumbaiinslowmotion #mumbaiigers #mumbai_igers #sealink #slowmo #ios #yeah
Patients in Kanpur be like.
Why do guys always have to pay on the first dates? Fuck these double standards.
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer..... and I get uglier.
*Order Condom from snapdeal*
*After 3 days*
Delivery boy: Sir your order.
He: Bhai wapas leja, Wo ab maa banane wali hai.
im pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
I added a video to a @YouTube
NEW HINDI SONGS 2016 (Hit Collection) | Latest BOLLYWOOD Songs | INDIAN
I added a video to a @YouTube
Pyar Ki Video Song | HOUSEFULL 3 | Shaarib & Toshi | T-Series