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Sarah Millican
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Sheesh. Just found out I'm in @RadioTimes Power list of Top 30 Women in TV and Radio. Proud and flattered and thrilled. Thanks!
Two days left to listen to this repeat of the second episode of my @BBCRadio4 show bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01…. Next one is on 6.30pm Thursday.
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Ha ha @SarahMillican75 being very funny right now on Alan Carr on @ABC2 in Aust
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@StandardIssueUK: Welcome new followers! We are a new online magazine with a wealth of smashing writers.” I may be involved in this.
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In other news I'll be writing for a new magazine that launches soon. It's called @StandardIssueUK and has some incredible talent involved.
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TURN OFF THE KEYBOARD CLICKS ON YOUR PHONE BEFORE I PEEL YOU AND ROLL YOU IN SALT.
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My bra is still on. Why didn't one of you tell me? THUNK THUNK.
You know its not a great transfer deadline day when this the best thing I've seen today RT @SIooowMotion: pic.twitter.com/FbqSew9wzg
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The very first episode of Beverly Hills 90210 (old one not new one) just started on CBS Drama. You're welcome. Dylan or Brandon?
I'd recommend you give @StandardIssueUK a follow. New online magazine about to be launched with a host of writers you may enjoy.
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Happy Birthtime to sound machine GLORIA ESTEFAN! 25 today! Happy Birthtime Gloria! Doctor Beef! pic.twitter.com/nfFPopzBaY
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Morning,you! Follow this awesome mag soon to launch. Contributors inc @SarahMillican75@sarapascoee🌞 & LOADS MORE! (& me)@StandardIssueUKeUK
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Actual plums from my actual garden. I feel like a bloody witch. pic.twitter.com/mEZLzTDWXy
Of course the first sign of madness is knitting your own dog pic.twitter.com/EyfnKZ3fNg
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Just moved into the 'I'm not falling asleep, I'm just going to watch telly lying down on the sofa' position. Oh noes.
Been a long week so i'm very happy to say I'm in my jarmas about to watch X Factor with an oveny pizza for later. Smashing.
If you use the tearful X Factor line "this has been such an amazing journey for me" to bus drivers at your stop, they don't really like it.
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Pro-tip: Don't iron your trousers. If people are looking down there, you've already impressed them.
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:) RT @marieclaire: The 20 women who are completely changing the entertainment industry: marie.cl/6016WlcG pic.twitter.com/pk07Xach7k
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Twitter has just made me feel all warm. Like when I fart or piss myself. Or stand in the queue in Greggs, planning.
2/2 click and vote. Only 3 mins left til it's over. offerpop.com/ContestEntry.p… x
Okay, last one I promise. Click the link and vote for some bairns to have a library. Not much from you and loads to them. So close. 1/2
8 more minutes to vote so that some little bairns can have a library. It'll take you 2 ticks & it's so close! offerpop.com/ContestEntry.p…
12 mins to vote and make a massive difference. Come on lovely people offerpop.com/ContestEntry.p… xxxxxxx
Basically, the £5000 grant will help build a children's corner library in Africa, which will help hundreds of kids. Please vote. Cheers.
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My father-in-law works for Book Aid. They're trying to win a grant to help their bloody amazing work. Please help! offerpop.com/ContestEntry.p…
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15 minutes to go and there are now only 40 votes in it. You guys are AMAZING! Just click on the link and press VOTE! pic.twitter.com/MXPIdyZ5iM
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Watching Katherine Ryan (@Kathbum) on Live at the Apollo. She's so bloody brilliant. Check out her tour dates here m.livenation.co.uk/?pg=artists&na… xx
Someone just said 'Yuk' when looking at my breakfast. I am officially healthy.
Morning! My #ff for this week is @StandardIssueUK, a new magazine launching soon with loads of ace writers (and me!). Worth a follow.
Star Paws. Channel 4. Now. CATS!!
I love that my dad calls them apple tornowers.
Read preview pages @salihughes #PrettyHonest @Waterstones Beautiful writing,sage advice, fab design.The book to buy x pic.twitter.com/ayMXF29RcN
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After 17 days Boston has returned! Just wandered back home like "what?" Thank you so much to everyone who RTd and sent kind messages x
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Can't think of minimiser bras without singing Britney's Womaniser and changing the lyrics.
We at Standard Issue HQ were just wondering, what's the first thing you read in a magazine?
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Just caught up on tonight's Bake Off. Not seen that much drama since @JohnWhaiteBakes sliced his hand open.
Rape prevention nail polish sounds like a great idea but I’m not sure how you’re going to get men to wear it
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We can confirm that @bbcstrictly 2014 will launch on Sunday 7th September at 8pm. pic.twitter.com/xyIVXgV6MZ
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Had a stationery splurge the other day. The NEED for new pads and pens will never leave me. pic.twitter.com/nMPpVODQoB