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Sarah Millican
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@Xfm My friend tom is missing & we are all so worried about him! Could you retweet this? #findtom
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We cancelled our pre organised plans today and just did what we fancied. Turns out what we fancy is lying on our lawn for hours.
The brill @GaryDelaney is at @ManfordsComedy in Wolverton this Thurs alongside Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue. £10
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To Kajagoogoo, you must think like a googoo.
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Running your partner a bath and making them a cup of tea are two ways to avoid a divorce, according to advice from a relationships campaign.
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If anyone working up there wants tips: work hard, get sleep, don't drink too much, see your proper friends, ignore reviews, do your best xxx
To any performers heading up to the fringe, have a wonderful, terrifying, emotional, inspiring month. Xxx
I've planned my Edinburgh fringe schedule. Even allowed the odd gap for a pancake.
Very late to the Argo party but bloody Hell, that's a cracking film. And not as many little blue pens as I was expecting.
There'll be Edinburgh fringe recommendies aplenty from me throughout the fringe. Best month of the year.
I've seen 9 Edinburgh previews. I think I'm now ready to see finished shows at the @edfringe.
You know it's gonna be a good pudding when they bring ALL the cutlery.
If you're in Edinburgh with kids this Aug then I recommend 'Billy, The Monster & Me' 1st-12th Aug.… #TeamBilly
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Just squeezed the contents of a Ripple into my mouth like primula cheese.
House jobs done. Sitting in the garden with a cuppa. Bliss.
Just had to text a friend "Do kids like scones?".
I've only been copy editor for a glossy magazine for half an hour, and I've already improved our content by 500%
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Happy Birthtime to drumming queen ROGER TAYLOR! 39 today! Happy Birthtime Roger! I'm too sexy for my car!
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Reunited with my bike! Saw it on Gumtree. Chap met me to sell it. He let me try I cycled up to a Policeman.
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Chief Brody and Mr Snake have had a lovely sleep.