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Sarah Millican
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Home and pooped. Nanight.
Thanks for coming to the Museum of Comedy tonight if you did. Sorry it was so hot and yes, my hair is longer x
My first article in the most excellent Standard Issue Magazine standardissuemagazine.com/health/farewel… An honour and a privilege.
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Today I will mostly be trying not to be sick while reading in the car.
Women! (& men) Need something to read on the train/bus/legs on the way into work/college/gym or over a cuppa at home? standardissuemagazine.com
On today, International Older People's Day, read what Ruth Jones has to say about ageing standardissuemagazine.com/voices/today-y…
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Bloody cracking night in AshbyDLZ. Thanks for coming if you did. Other acts were MC @steveshanyaski, @craiguito and @felicityward. Ace fun.
You know what's new and needs reading while you're relaxing tonight? This: standardissuemagazine.com @StandardIssueUK x
Ashby de la zouch tonight for a fun dickabout gig. Who's in?
@SarahMillican75 Please RT! Just 11 days left till the start of the Women in Comedy Festival. Brochure here issuu.com/womenincomedy/…
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About to go on your lunch break? Have a read of this while chowing down. standardissuemagazine.com @StandardIssueUK xx
Great audience in Darlo last night. Thanks to everyone who came. Other acts were MC @LouConran, @MrMikeNewall and @sarapascoe. X
Brilliant new magazine for women (and men) by women, @StandardIssueUK launches today. Check it out & spread the word. standardissuemagazine.com
Woop! Spread the word. “@StandardIssueUK: And we are live!! This is us. We hope you like it. standardissuemagazine.com xx”
Not just for women. Men can look too. @StandardIssueUK
Don't forget to follow @StandardIssueUK, a great new online magazine for women by women.So many great writers (& me waffling on).Tomorrow!
Off to Darlo soon. Who's in? Cracking line up of clowns too.
My radio 4 show Kerry's List is on this morning at 11.30.
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Oooh exciting. “@StandardIssueUK: Finishing touches today. It's like Christmas Eve here at Standard Issue HQ.”
That is terrifying/sexy “@SusanCalman: @SarahMillican75 I give you my full attention pic.twitter.com/wnjHuKgyze
Shouldn't you be one anyway? Even if you can find one? “@BiIIMurray: The world is full of nice people. If you can’t find one, be one.”
5 hours sleep due to STUPID M6 last night. *stomps about waiting for attention*
Thanks to the ace audience at Brum Glee tonight. How lovely you were. MC was @JonathanMayor and middle spots were Alun Cochrane and @Caimh.
Very excited that @StandardIssueUK is launching this coming week.Happy to be writing for them alongside some proper smashers.Worth a follow.
Bloody lovely audience @TheGleeClub tonight. And look what the venue gave us! pic.twitter.com/hJVdNxfFrf
It's Sunday and we have a full team at Standard Issue HQ adding the final touches while we count down the hours to our launch. Excited.
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Just finished another article for @StandardIssueUK. This magazine is worth a follow. Launches very soon.
By the way *whispers*, my new DVD HomeBird comes out very soon. You can pre-order it here amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00GLQ…
Some of the writers you have to look forward to on the coming weeks and months: @sarapascoe @clarebalding @IAmPippaEvans @silverpebble2 ..
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Welcome to the last weekend without Standard Issue. This coming week promises to be very exciting for us. We can't wait for you to see.
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Today I'll be buying a minimiser bra (sing Britney's Womaniser).Then I'm writing multiple things for @StandardIssueUK launching super soon.
The brilliant @jo_enright - one of my favourite stand-ups - is doing a show. So very, very highly recommended. fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa…
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Bridget Christie was excellent in Sheffield tonight. See her on tour if you can. She's aces.
#ff to @StandardIssueUK, a brand new magazine, opening its electronic doors so soon that it might happen before you put your heating on.
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I know bumbags have really gone out of fashion but where the hell am I supposed to keep all my bums?
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Off to Chiddingly today, show is sold out tonight as is Nottingham Sunday. A few tickets left for Durham Sat night susancalman.com/tour-dates
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Worth a follow! “@StandardIssueUK: Morning everyone! Counting down the (not many) days til we launch.It's busy at HQ & everyone is excited.”
Cheers is still funny. I just checked for everyone and it's a yes. Nanight.
We're all working very hard and can't wait for you to see what we've made. Soooooonnn!!!
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I know there are important things happening in the world but I'm very disappointed at tonight's result on America's Next Top Model.
@SarahMillican75 doh! forgot @tiffstevenson & @SusanCalman . Some great shows there. Any chance of RT please? x
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