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Sarah Millican
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I like a good 'preparing for a fight' montage. #princeofthieves
I saw Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves five times at the cinema. Just needed to get that off my chest.
This new online magazine I'm writing for is worth a look and a follow. @StandardIssueUK standardissuemagazine.com xx
Ignore that. It's been cancelled. X
Busy planning some new material gigs. Different places than before.Get on my mailing list to find out about them soon sarahmillican.co.uk
I had 3 articles in @StandardIssueUK this week. standardissuemagazine.com Writing more today. Love it!! X
Morning! Happy Sunday. Put the kettle on and have a read.Stuff on Calamity Jane, Fears, Weird Hair, Car Boot Sales... standardissuemagazine.com
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Heading to Coventry by Unicorn. Only a few tickets left for tonight @warwickarts, check with venue warwickartscentre.co.uk See you there!
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I'm on @Herring1967's RHLSTP ON Monday with the wonderful @RebeccaFront. Come along! London! @lsqtheatre ow.ly/CVo0s it'll be fun
Lord of the Dance Settee is at Warwick Art Centre tonight at 7.30. Book here warwickartscentre.co.uk/whats-on/2014/…
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Just made lentil and bacon soup and wolfed down a bowl. I love Autumn.
Oh brilliant Lloyd Langford is on QI right now. YAY!
Well the 80's were a lot slower than I remember. #xfactor
So many broken shirts on Strictly. Lovely.
Loads of fab articles this week. Come on in and have a poke about. Shoes off. *glares* standardissuemagazine.com x
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Can you overdose on custard? Asking for a yumnamnomyumnom. *wipes mouth* What?
@SarahMillican75 Could you RT?For my pal Geraldine who has incurable secondary breast cancer. Thanks x change.org/p/uk-and-devol… via @UKChange
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For anyone currently watching The Lost World: Jurassic Park, here is an awesome version of the theme m.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58h…
Londoners! Me and @RebeccaFront are having a chat with charming sex pest @Herring1967 on Monday for RHLSTP. ow.ly/CVo0s. Come!
oh and I wrote about spiders, damsons and The Walking Dead this week. 3 different articles obvs standardissuemagazine.com
Congrats to @ThisisDavina, @AlanCarr, @DoctorChristian and all at @StandUp2C. Great work last night. xx
...and @MyfWarhurst on @agnesobel, @IAmPippaEvans on @salihughes, @JNRaeside on The Knick, @isabelfay on brandy snaps and more. Have a look!
...and @lucytweet1 on weird hair, Jane Bostock on Kim Jong-Un, both @SusanCalman and @calbo on Sherlock Holmes.... standardissuemagazine.com
My fave things @StandardIssueUK this week include @sarahlmorgan on fucking stupid diets, @funnypunts on Calamity Jane standardissuemagazine.com
You can also donate to @LOROSHospice in Leicester. Here's a video of me and inspirational @WizbitLizzy and cream. m.youtube.com/watch?v=K5q-iD….
Donate £5 or £10 @StandUp2C txt FIVE or TEN to 70404 +1 std txt T&Cs bit.ly/Wx7U3C.For nofundraising calls add NOINFO afterdonation
To donate £5 or £10 txt FIVE or TEN to 70404 +1 std txt T&Cs bit.ly/Wx7U3C. For no fundraising calls add NOINFO after donation
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Thanks for the lovely comments about the boob check film I made with @DoctorChristian. @StandUp2C Check your boobs, ladies. HONK HONK!
Ever catch yourself 'feeling for beard'? Very funny @lucytweet1 on Weird hair with ace illustration by fab @123lop standardissuemagazine.com/health/lady-pa…
That's why I love Twitter! "@IAmChrisRamsey: @SarahMillican75 you'll get kicked off twitter if you DON'T”
I've just driven for 5 hours. Am I allowed to put my jarmas on now please, Twitter?
Brilliant @RebeccaFront and I are chatting to funny and slightly predatory @Herring1967 on Mon in London for RHLSP. leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/shows/873492663
Only 2 hours to Channel 4's Stand up to Cancer. Watch and donate if you can. Starts at 7pm and I pop up briefly to talk about tits.
And somehow @SarahMillican75 succeeds in making anal fissures sound quite cheerful. She's probably magic. #AMT300 answermethispodcast.com
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....and this by @lucytweet1 about weird hair standardissuemagazine.com/health/lady-pa…. Come on in and have a poke about over your next cuppa. Xx
New today: Kim Jong-Un's month long disappearance, @nazihunteralan's book, an interview with beauty God @salihughes by @IAmPippaEvans and...
Morning! My follow Friday this week is @StandardIssueUK, where ace women write brilliant things. It's also here standardissuemagazine.com
iPod loaded with podcasts, a day of driving ahead for me. Have a good day, you lovely lot. X
I wrote an article for @StandardIssueUK about my love for Sherlock Holmes (and Conan Doyle). standardissuemagazine.com/arts/sherlock/
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