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Yup RT @michaelsheen RT @oldpicsarchive Boston Marathon 1967 - Organizers attempt to stop a woman from running
SO RAD - WATCH THIS! MT @lizzwinstead This is everything.
The flight attendant on my AA flight was so sick I recorded it. #ebola-dee-da
NYC!! I'll be here on the 25th showing the amazing "Where's Poppa" w @lizzwinstead if you wanna come tix here:
RT @nbcsnl One of @SarahKSilverman's monologue jokes we had to cut from Dress. #SNL
*Don't buy an extended auto warranty from MARATHON GROUP / PROTECTION DIRECT. My friends just got swindled
NYC! Join me & @lizzwinstead on 10/25 Support #ASF Info/tix here:
Under "occupation" it's fun to write: "Oncologist (sp?)"
Dinner: leftover salad, 1 Lindor chocolate, a popsicle & 4 big spoons of peanut butter (while staring straight ahead) Goodnight
Oh good lord 3 of these were in my laundry WHAT IS IT?????
TECH HELP: I have downloaded heinous pics from web to text to other comics or that they have sent me. Since getting …
Just saw an electric car w/ a "my wife, yes; my dog, maybe; my gun, NEVER" bumper sticker. I'm confused
just found out there are still people named Cliff
If I literally got a sex change I would indeed find the work force far less friendly. The video wasn't transphobic i…
Thanks to the brilliant @rubenfleischer for directing this out of the kindness of his big ol heart
I got a sex change to avoid the wage gap:
LA SATURDAY!! @jeffgarlin IN CONVERSATION w @michaelsheen at @LargoLosAngeles WOO HOO SEE YOU THERE
I have no religion, silly goose. I tweeted that my religion is science love Kermit &Mr Rogers like 3 days ago. Ur being a Ding-Dong xo
writer threatened my manager that if he can't interview me he'll EXPOSE the fact that I worked on Yom Kippur HOW ADORABLE IS THAT?
JESUS H CHRIST I'm hosting SNL tonight! Grab my new album here: @iTunesMusic
I believe in Mr Rogers, Science, Kermit and Love
Oh Jesus I love Triumph (the Insult Comic Dog) so much
Wow cool I can feel my face falling off of my skull
Great weekend home in NH in my lil bed next to Mom's room
Holy Crap! I roast Krusty The Clown on @TheSimpsons season premiere SUNDAY: YouTube Link:
In the NH area & believe in a woman's right to choose? COME JOIN ME THIS SATURDAY in CONCORD!
SATURDAY! CA, MI, MN, NH, TN, TX & WI have public parties! If ur not in those states plan ur own! See all details h…
NH sissies & bros: If u believe in a woman's right to choose JOIN ME THIS SAT in CONCORD! Tix here:
RT @TheAVClub Sarah Silverman talks boobs, and answers our 11 questions
NH: If u believe in a woman's right to choose JOIN ME THIS SAT in CONCORD! Tix here: