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Sarah Silverman
comedian actor writers 5,196,982 followers
I doodled a bubble-lettered swastika. I shall call it "Holocaust High" (Sorry.)
Tweet @BBCRadio2 Suggestions please: WHAT SONGS SHOULD BE IN A MOVIE THAT HASNT? @michaelsheen 89.1
UK!! @michaelsheen is on BBC Radio2 at 8pm your time - listen to him curate rad music before u go out 2nite
stupid Chewy Spree. you're a cruel mistress
I want a man that loves my boobs but also loves what's INSIDE my boobs
All dogs are named Maggie
Cult-run restaurants make the best food
It's likely I will look back on my life & feel I spent my hours on the wrong things. To that I say whoopsies
What's the etiquette on where to rest ur balls/asshole hand 4 post-coital cuddling (asking for my hand)
Bros & sissies for women's (&animal) rights: let's find Mitch a forever home…
It's Not Easy being Green only/always makes me cry when Kermit sings it
It's not that ur skin is getting looser that's unattractive, ma. It's ur obsessive shame about it. C'mon ur daughters r watching
Mary howls! She hopes everyone is okay!
This is a popular toy for little girls. The shoes alone make me so sad
Everything I learned about applying make up on I learned from 14 year olds on YouTube
Zach's last days, documented by a little crew & a lot of heart. #mylastdays #webbys Vote!
OMG I'm high too! RT @justinbieber I make music. I love music.
I just read a completely made up story about myself then turned the page & was like "Demi Moore's converting Jen Aniston to Kabbalah?!"