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Sarah Silverman
Fred Rogers was an American hero. Mr. Rogers testifies before the senate
10 yrs since Katrina. New Orleans inner city youth still need our help. Can you chip in $10?
My Mom. Beth Ann O'Hara.
Look! Someone made a cookie of your underwear!
I am so proud to have gotten to introduce #BernieSanders at last night's rally in LA #GiveEmHellBernie #NotForSale
You're using "nonplussed" incorrectly
Happy bday @POTUS -never got my dream to play Bball w/ u even tho kinda helped u get elected JUST SAYIN #GreatSchlep
18 people in the senate will fight to close affordable women's healthcare in a senate vote TODAY #StandWithPP
Or, as @lizzwinstead would say, "Sorry about your penis"
TIP: if you see @TheFatJewish don't go over & ask if he's @TheFatJewish unless you're positive he's @TheFatJewish
I am tweeting for the hilarious but twitter-lazy @TigNotaro today
ALWAYS on cellphone even when going to the bathroom on a floor
I love the translation option of tweets I otherwise wouldn't understand but I'm not sure this is correct
Watch @SarahKSilverman & Jeff Goldblum sing 'Me and My Shadow' together—it will make your day:
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Watch Jeff Goldblum and Sarah Silverman adorably sing “My Shadow And Me”
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Jeff Goldblum came over and taught me this song
Jeff Goldblum came over & taught me this song

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