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Sarah Silverman
comedian actor writers 5,449,899 followers
Oh shit look what my brilliant friend @reggiewatts made for us! #ClickClean
RT @SpeedReads This Little League coach gave the perfect pep talk after his team's loss:
All the misfit toys on one show. Heaven
My Mork from Ork suspenders. I wouldn't take them off
If ur religion doesn't teach u to accept people who r dif than u than u should switch to science & love
Do you have anything sexier in a size 0-6 months?
My beautiful friend @Kulap is making a documentary: Trailer Indiegogo:
"I got fucked out of it b/c of the asshole" Is @RantsFromBoca speak for "I couldn't swim b/c I had to pick up Sarah at the airport"
Oh no this is terrible. #RIPRobinWilliams By all accounts he was pure love
Watch this before you take out that PAYDAY LOAN @iamjohnoliver
Sometimes I get up super early and I think I bet I'd like this
I'm on my 2 fave shows TONIGHT: #MastersOfSex at 10 & then @LastWeekTonight at 11 WHEEE
You should see the other guy (iPhone)
What to do when the sound of silence is a very high-pitched ring
In general, men are gigantic pussies. -Susan B Anthony
Hudson & Holiday take notes : AND I AM TELLING YOU the way it was MEANT to be performed:
If cold diarrhea came out of me there's a 100% chance I'd have a heart attack
I love how the British say Smart Start