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Sarah Silverman
comedian actor writers 5,374,816 followers
Hey Chickens! I have a new record coming out on @subpop
Hey Chickens! I have a new record coming out on @subpop
There's a real cocaine-y vibe among the Bachelors
I have Angelina Jolie's lips, it's just that they're in my underpants
Once read the best article on Steven Tyler where he said RocknRoll's about the 3 M's: Money, Music & Mmmpussy
*Replace Hubba Hubba w Chumbawamba
You're as cute as a (gross) button
Sign this petition to get Anthem to cover the rest of this sick child's treatment
Why does my New Yorker smell like semen Just kidding its a People
Look in the mirror less
I just noticed myself marching alone in my apartment yelling "RAAARRRRRRR!"
I'm not dazzled by fireworks WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!
Hey macho bullies w chips on your shoulders- you're coming off really gay
YAY!! SEASON 2 of MASTERS OF SEX, the best show on all of television, premieres TONIGHT on SHOWTIME
Topless Hitler With culottes and Heels
Odbbal Festival 2014 Get your tickets now! #Oddballfest
North Carolina in July, meet my Jew hair. Jew hair, North Carolina in July.
Peeing in an airport bathroom makes me appreciate going in the comfort of home in countless mason jars