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Never burn bridges. Today's junior *prick*, tomorrow's senior partner.
Ew, if @KevinSpacey tried that shit with me in the car in Working Girl I would slapped him silly.
Watching Working Girl. FEELING GOOODDD.
Alternate ending: Tiger Lily saves Wendy, feminism takes root in Nvrland, Pirates embrace all sexualities, lost boys make their own pockets.
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I want to thank everyone who follows me on Twitter tonight for putting up with my RTs. I must say you guys are troopers.
Peter Pan never grows up and yet you grew 3 hours older watching him. #PeterPanLive
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And with that creepy ending, sleep now? (The real kind. Not what I've been doing for the last 3 hours.) #PeterPanLive
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SPOILER ALERT: The behind the scenes features are just video of the stage crew updating their resumes. #PeterPanLive
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Afterward, Peter Pan will finally respond to allegations of abducting young girls from their homes over a 30 year period. #PeterPanLive
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Okay, that was the worst trip I have ever had. I don't know what I should be doing right now. I'm confused. Do I sleep? Do I keep drinking?
I shall keep producing children to give to my creepy ex. #PeterPanLive
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So mother and daughter are sharing the same teenage boy with serious mommy issues? Paging Dr. Freud! #PeterPanLive
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Hey Wendy, now would be a great time to save your daughter from making the same mistakes you did. #PeterPanLive
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"Wendy, I really need you to clean my house and never age. You had TWO jobs." #PeterPanLive
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"Peter, I've gotten a bob. Also, I'm like 40." #PeterPanLive
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IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT. #PeterPanLive
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Minnie. Thank god you're here. I've had the most terrrrrible dream #PeterPanLive
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Lock your window, girl! Not every nighttime invader will be hot, androgynous Allison Williams!! #PeterPanLive
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Yeah, sure, random boys, we'll adopt you. Is this how adoption works? #PeterPanLive
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English people are all, "Sometimes your kids go out a window and hang out in the sky for a while." #PeterPanLive
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My mother would have greeted me at that window with a wooden spoon if I disappeared like that. #PeterPanLive
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I would have been "WHO THE FUCK TOOK YOU?!" #PeterPanLive
The dog has been very well behaved. Even with Mr. Darling being such a jerk about it. #PeterPanLive
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The dog's the best of all the actors so far #PeterPanLive
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How long were these kids gone?! DAYUM. #PeterPanLive
"You're the most wonderful boy in the world is there anything you can't do?" COMMIT. #PeterPanLive
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Why are all these girls thirsty for Peter? He is not the man of your dreams, ladies. #PeterPanLive
The crocs back and I'm officially hammered. #PeterPanLive
"I'm YOUTH! I'm JOY! I'm FREEEEDOOOOM! I'm THE WORST BOYFRIEND ANYONE CAN EVER HAAAAAVE!" #PeterPanLive
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WORST sword fight of mankind. #PeterPanLive
It IS National Cookie Day RT @Alliberri24: “@Equill: Don't make Cookie go down below!!!!! #PeterPanLive” poor Cookie...
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BRUTHA'S NAME IS COOKIE. THAT. IS. ALL. #PeterPanLive
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Everyone's pretty much given up at this point. #PeterPanLive
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Just realized I'm drunk and not paying attention anymore. #PeterPanLive
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WHY DOES COOKIE HAVE TO GO!??! #PeterPanLive
That just redeemed the whole night for me. "From the producers of THE BIBLE - A.D. coming this Spring." #PeterPanLive
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"From the producers of the bible" Uhh......so God? Jesus? What are you doing, NBC? LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. #PeterPanLive
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JESUS. WAIT WHAT? Is there is Jesus show now?!!? Holy mother of cheese. #PeterPanLive
What do you bet Dustin Hoffman is singing all the songs in his living room? #PeterPanLive
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Ok, seriously, how much longer? #PeterPanLive
THE BLACK PIRATE IN THE PURPLE SHIRT CONTINUES TO KILL IT. #PeterPanLive
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God bless the Pirate who is meowing. #PeterPanLive
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Nooooo oneeeee drinks like Gaston #PeterPanLive
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Wait, so is it or is it not Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell? #PeterPanLive
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Children, don't clap your hands. Go to the window, open it, and yell "I'm mad as Hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore" #PeterPanLive
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