I literally hate when someone sees lightning and the whole game is cancelled. Let's just use wood bats so we won't get struck by lightning.
Roses are red. Violets are gay. This doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.
From 1 to Rebecca Black, how happy are you that today's friday?
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If you find a black iPhone 4, tell me! Reward: $2
So.. Who won for the liberty president thng
To lazy to change thng to thing
Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?
Omg.. If I eat myself,, would I get twice as big or disappear completely?
Now we're here...
Started from the bottom
S = So
H = Happy
I = It's
T = Tuesday
Sometimes at night when I'm laying in bed, I push the sides of the pillows up to my face and pretend I'm a taco.
Dudee! He just called you a stalker.
Oh no! Hold my binoculars.
vote for no one because student council sucks
Lil Wayne is an awful rapper... Sike he ain't even a rapper
If anyone missed the game Saturday..
Here ya go
I wish I had air conditioning
Throwing ice cubes at people who need to chill.
You're thinking your having a bad day? Just think, everyday there's that one Mexican worker at Taco Bell who has to clean the bathroom.
Miguel cabrera makes baseball look easy
Clapping is pretty much high-fiveing urself for when someone does some thing good.
All the single ladies, All the single ladies, Put ya hands up!, lol, jk, you're single for a reason, Put yo hand back down.
You know what... I'm going to change all my passwords to "incorrect" so the stupid computer tells me my password when I type it incorrectly.
Ghetto Word of the Day: Omelette,
“I should punch you for what you jes said, But Omelette it go dis time”.
Holy crap. This summer is going to be the best one yet.
Only 19 days 12 hours and 33 minutes till summer vac. I just made up the stuff after 19 days
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
How do you keep a baby from spinning?
You turn off the dryer...
I'm gonna be late to the game...
I just stacked my iPad on my iPhone. I don't know why I just did that. #bored
I wish I could go to the baseball varsity game but I have a stupid human geography test!
If you ever get caught sleeping at work or school, Just slowly raise your head and say, " They said this would happen when I donated blood.
Why is baseball the sexiest sport known to man?
Whenever someone texts me things like "ok" I have to say it in multiple voices until I find out how they meant to text it #idk
Fuc* you thunder. You can suck my di*k #tedmovie
You offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore, What's Up With That?
you may think it won't, but I guarantee your whole life will change in the next 4 years. People, hobbies, everything
If I want to take it to the next level, then there can't be distractions...
I hate waking up this early!
Who would win? Liberty Baseball Varsity vs. Astros
What I feel like when doing geometry... "A circle is inscribed in a quadrilateral. Find the sun's mass."
I have so much homework I need to finish after school
What movie should I watch?
What is this "studying" you speak of?
Only 25 days till summer!
What the heck are #teamcrutches