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Samuel Spencer
Tilda Swinton in #Trainwreck. Everything I've ever wanted from a scene-stealing supporting character
TV/film query: when you see an ultrasound scan of a baby on TV, whose scan is that? And do they have their own IMDB page?
Having a much-need Solero. Or as I like to call them, gay Magnums #hottestdayoftheyear
Had such a good time at the @StoryTerrace launch. Expect big things from them
Just seen the poster for the new Terminator film. If the film is as cheap and as badly computer generated as the poster we're in for trouble
Very excited for new Janet Jackson material. It's crazy she's not considered in the a-list of divas despite bringing it to you every ball
Checking out outdoor cinemas in London today I realise they're all pretty much playing the same ten films. A little variety please people...
10 Pieces Of Terrible ’00s Pop Band Official Memorabilia You Can Buy On @eBay_UK…
The Serbian entry for #Eurovision is definitely Ginger Minj from Drag Race
Wow if every comment and response was as 'perfect' as Buzzfeed titles would have me believe this really would be a golden age for wit
'Tidal, the audio installation that asks whether sound can truly be lossless if no one is listening' best Tidal joke yet via @seanoneal
I think Tidal might be the fetch of the 2010s. STOP TRYING TO MAKE TIDAL HAPPEN JAY-Z IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
The two @MsRachelStevens songs at last night's #bringItAllBackTour2015 were a definite highlight. Please can we have a solo tour?
The BBC needs an archive streaming service so I have 90s episodes of Top of the Pops to watch as a I get ready to go out on Friday nights
. @JesseDavidFox's breakdown of the weird shit in #PrettyGirls is so funny he should do analysis of all videos ever…
It has taken me four years to find somewhere to sit near the Thames but I've found it and it's glorious
Jeremy Vine's increasingly indecipherable CGI analogies have led me to calling it a night. See you on the other side #GE2015
If this SNP results holds, there's a real chance we'll never have another Labour government in the UK. Very sobering thought. #GE2015
Some of these SNP MPs look like the SNP isn't even trying and they are still winning #GE2015
The MP for Paisley is two years younger than me. This is an insane night #GE2015
Parliament is going to be 'messily hung' according to Queen Mary lecturer currently on BBC. Sounds filthy #GE2015
Congrats to my MP @SadiqKhan for maintaining his seat and increasing his lead
Is #bbcelections2015 really doing a fun bit on dogs at polling stations...? Where am I...?
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Round of applause for @bbcnickrobinson for getting through til one
Oh god this is what I have to deal with, good job the champagne and sushi is on its way! #GE2015
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At this point, Lib Dem candidates look happy just to be getting their deposits back #GE2015
Well this is a fascinating look around the sport centres of Great Britain #GE2015
This is where all the outside broadcasts come. To the left, Southern OBs, right Northern. #GE2015 #BBCElection2015
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First energy drink cracked out now. Going to be a lengthy night #GE2015
Shit, this nostalgia for old Britain. They should all be forced to watch Abigail's Party.
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Watching these Lib Dem candidates' faces drop is my highlight so far #GE2015
A moment for how gorgeous Dimbleby's tie is this evening #ge2015
If #exitpoll is right it's the worst Labour result since 1987. Milliband is many things but he's not Michael Foot. #GE2015
This and Ben Haenow winning over Fleur East on the X Factor shows why Britons shouldn't be allowed to vote for anything #GE2015
Tonight is like when I really wanted Sinead Quinn to win Fame Academy and David Sneddon won EXCEPT A LITTLE BIT WORSE #GE2015
Loving this vote count drama @BBCOne Fiona Bruce doing a convincing audition for Blue Peter presenter #ElectionNight
If that exit poll is right, we're in for a bleak evening #ElectionNight
I love this early bit on #ElectionNight when it's people running ballots in sports centres. It's like Children In Need without deep tragedy
There is no way @richardosman's quiff is going to last the evening at @Channel4 #alternativeelection
Ready for some serious Dimbletime tonight #ElectionDay
Serious @BBCOne coverage to start, @Channel4 when I start flagging at 3am. #electionnight sorted
What people who vote for the Tories are basically doing #GE2015 #ElectionDay
PEOPLE OF TWITTER you need to vote, because old racist people definitely vote and you need to balance them out. #IVoted #GE2015
This election could swing both ways. It's a bi-election, not a by-election #ElectionDay #GE2015
What Clegg, Miliband, Farage and Cameron taste like: the synaesthesia vote – in pictures
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I've just updated my press clippings on my website. Check them out here:…
Listening to the White Album on vinyl. Already loved it, but this is a major game-changer
Sorry to dampen #StarWarsDay spirits, but there are only two good Star Wars films

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