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Samuel Spencer
Query: why is no one allowed to use the tube on #TheApprentice @bbcapprentice
Thanks @absoluteradio 90s for playing 'Better Off Alone' by Alice Deejay. Just had a feeling I can only describe as a 'nostalgiagasm'
I've seen some weird stock images in my time, but this definitely has to be the strangest
'Rattlesnake' by St Vincent. That is all.
Sat behind two 16 year olds on the bus bragging to each other about their court cases. Sometimes I can't even...
Just heard @Madamejojossoho shut down for good. Scene of some of my best night and most ill-advised outfits. Beyond livid @CityWestminster
Rabbit from the Russian Winnie the Pooh is my new style icon. Need to get some round glasses & electric blue turn-ups
Just me, or do Shirley from #EastEnders and Niall from One Direction have the same haircut?
One of these days I will blog when my ‘To Do List’ tells me to
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Although night a little sadder now I've heard Mike Nichols died. 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf' is a film that is an integral part of me
Hitting the S Club 7 HARD tonight. Blanking the Children in Need travesty from my mind
I've just realised that as I write I move my eyebrows according to the emotion I'm trying to convey.
Listening to the new @DavidBowieReal compilation in full today is its own special kind of bliss #NothingHasChanged
Enjoy Film Friday with my guide to the ten best kung fu and martial art films
I've taken many slaps and I don't regret a thing. I'm grateful for those slaps. I'm grateful I had something to provoke them with -Madonna
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Today's writing commission sees me inventing new Cockney slang. Current fave: 'Planet of the Apes - five hundred pounds (i.e a few monkeys)'
Can we talk about how much of a tune Foolish by @ashanti is. Completely forgot about it til it came up on a shuffle
Just got my first blog visitor from East Timor. Counting that as an achievement
Yesterday my blog reached 100 posts today. Why not read them all here:
Are these the 10 best martial art films of all time?
Our **** review of Mike Leigh's latest film 'Mr Turner' starring Timothy Spall and hot from Cannes
Christoph Waltz as new 'conflicted' Bond villain. Between that and Javier Bardem in Skyfall the Craig era has really nailed great villains
My blog reached 100 posts today. Why not read them all here
Last month's 'Monthly Mixtape': 10 Halloween Songs for When You’re Not Thrilled with ‘Thriller’
New @sainsburys ad sums up my Christmas: all quiet on Christmas, a warzone by boxing day… #ChristmasIsForSharing
Weather this bleak can only mean one thing: FILM DUVET DAY with the 10 best kung-fu films of all time
Thank you autocorrect for changing 'endamame beans' to 'endgame beans' every time I write about them for this article on bento boxes...
Deciding what to use your @orange Wednesdays on? Why not Christopher Nolan's latest sci-fi epic, Interstellar?…
My Exhibition Review of Kasimir Malevich and his monochrome monolith at @Tate Modern
This is my new email signature because why can't work emails spread a little Parks and Rec-based joy?
Just preordered @MarinasDiamonds #FROOT. Now that is a 5-a-day I can get behind.
Is Nolan's latest film Interstellar a blockbuster with brains or a pseudo-scientific shambles? Find out here:…
Any freelancers out there using google + successfully? Let me know
Read my review of Christopher Nolan's latest 'blockbuster with brains', Interstellar
HOLY SHIT #BROKEWITHEXPENSIVETASTE has finally been released today. Who saw that coming?!
Not sure if new Sam Smith song or Tracy Chapman b-side #XFactor
#GraysonPerry's 'Island of Bad Art' map. I'm buying a holiday home on Self-Consciousness Bay
The more salted caramel products I eat, the more I realise they're just butterscotch with a trendy name. I SEE THROUGH YOU, MARKETING TEAMS!
The Christmas 'adorable tearjerker' adverts start now with #montythepenguin from John Lewis. Expect 'Happy Feet' DVDs to sell-out fast...
Thoughts from watching V For Vendetta @ThePCCLondon tonight: "don't kiss the mask don't kiss the ma.....ok this film is totally ridiculous"
Currently cooking what @Nigella_Lawson calls her Massively Matriarchal Mono Mammary (or Christmas Pudding). Smells like Xmas throughout flat
Judging from today's photos, the attractiveness standard at @KCLRadio has majorly shot up. Serious radio hotties this year now I've gone :(
Celebrate Halloween with 10 of the best songs from the UK's most magical and witch-like singer
What Does Your Favourite Band Say About Your Sex Life?
With hindsight, it wasn't the best idea to install OS X Yosemite halfway through my working day. WHY YOU TAKE SO LONG?!
We're halfway through Halloweek, meaning it's the perfect time to post my favourite costume picture ever
My review of the incredible @KateBushMusic Before the Dawn shows, where I go from stunned to bewildered & back again