how much more must we mackle
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive
if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs
The winner bakes it all,
It's up to Mary and Paul.
Beside the victory,
That's her destiny.
RT if you're ready for the #GBBO
milk is just cow boob juice
I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
changing my tumblr theme only took me like, 3 hours omg.
Why am I spending my Friday night watching a programme about walruses? D:
when my bra matches my underwear i really feel like i have my life together
RT to vote for @macklemore
Artist of the Year!!
L o v e it when my ict coursework crashes and I have to start again 😩😥
"youre so cute aw"
wanna know what else i am?
@dougiemcfly @Dannymcfly @tommcfly
can't wait for everyone t hear DFWYB ! Buzzin.
You can pre order Love Is On The Radio here. Doing this instantly makes you 20% better in bed
a short poem:
that you take
Your hardest times often lead to the greatest moments of your life. Keep the faith. It will all be worth it in the end.
i even procrastinate things i actually want to do
Life would be good if my heating worked 😔
friends: you need a boyfriend omg
me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one
I actually think my nephew is my favourite human being :') #love #family #cute
what happens when u put nutella on salmon
u get salmonella
ha ha haha
someone date me plz
Why can't you live closer :/
99% sure my soulmate is a piece of pizza
Never expect. Never assume. Never ask. And never demand. Just let it be. If it's meant to be, it will happen.
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
Be strong when things fall apart
because you're beautiful. i enjoy looking at beautiful people, i decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures if existence
r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying
Maybe if I drown myself in tea I won't have to start my personal statement.
I'm quite impressed with my bruise. #bruise #mhm #sorry
I swear, watercolour tattoos are the most amazing things. #watercolour #tattoo #want #tumblr #love #omg
I hate when I lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
i’m a hot mess but without the hot
Touch my hair and I'll castrate you
NEW VIDEO: The What Is It Challenge ft @BlessingXaba
I'll be DM'ing some retweeters! youtube.com/watch?v=EelHsa…
i wonder if one direction not noticing me counts as cyber bullying
I need a two hour long hug
Never drink a whole bottle of warm mojito. Ever.
This is cute. I don't recommend drinking a whole bottle of warm mojito though, that wasn't pretty. #party #mojito #cute
Sad day, man. I never really understood how sad the book is until now. Why did I make it so sad? Why have so many people read it?
Being a fangirl is actually very tiring. 😍😴
how the shit do i even do a media treatment what is this
The average male's penis takes up about 0.2% of his body so going down on a member of 1D would be like putting $48,000 in your mouth
is it too early in the school year for a mental breakdown yet
i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice