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Sam Ridgway
Knee surgery is tiring
First @DontFlop event for a loooong time tomorrow
Got some of these sent in. The 21st Century hasn't seen a better invention
I've been saying we should sign Benteke since the last window. Imagine him with all this new service around him. 30 goal striker
Rocket League is too much fun
50 Cent is not broke lol. The man knows exactly what he's doing
Thomas Almeida with one of the most clinical knees I have ever seen. Future champ
Hussein Fatal died :(
That hangover cure
This time in four weeks, #mufc's 2015/16 @premierleague campaign kicks off against Tottenham. pic.twitter.com/zh4QTEcNTJ
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He's not allowed on the couch
I take this place for granted
Didn't realise they'd renamed Glastonbury to 'the tye dye and bucket hat festival'
Open Siri and say "nine ninety-nine"
So Jason Manford's show on ITV is basically everything that happened on the internet last week padded in between shit dad jokes
That concentration
I hope this guy steps on a plug without shoes on tbh
RIP Pumpkinhead. Damn.
Spent the majority of my birthday in the chair with @racotattoo. Worth it, cheers man!
Trappin' with the muts yesterday
Hahaha I can't believe you have been rockin @MrBloodstroUk for years when @bloodstro was available thats the most Bloodstro thing to do ever
Watching the FA Cup final with the lad
That third @SoulWasTaken round in the title match may just be the best round in DF history
Trust me to look like the sideman in this pic @jonnyankers @kristie_white
Me and @kristie_white on Saturday
Stick to reporting the news, Metro “@MetroUK: 'Nando's is disgusting and must be stopped' metro.co.uk/2015/05/17/we-… pic.twitter.com/2LyoCT1NWf
Gerrard will still get man of the match
This dicking at Anfield clinches Champions League for us doesn't it? Cheers Brendan
Got to hand it to Leicester. I had them wrote off months ago. What a run they've had
Pensioner for pensioner “@DeadlineDayLive: Liverpool could move for Andrea Pirlo this summer if the 35-year-old Italian leaves Juventus.”
Was supposed to be a pic of him sleeping until he woke up and vogue'd the shit out of it
I'm all for Gerrard bants but printing off and laminating signs for him is really, really, really sad
BREAKING NEWS: Diego Costa can sit on a seat
"Your card has been declined. Come on. Up you get." pic.twitter.com/6V8wA5ft5y
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If we throw CL football away in these last few games we will lose everybody and sign nobody
I see Checkpoint 2 was off the heezy. Gutted I missed it. Happy birthday @twitteurgh
You can't really blame De Gea to be honest. The biggest club in the world from his hometown come calling. He's hardly going to say no...
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Fuck your Apple watch
Dinner was emotional
Been hooked on Ray Donovan all week. Is it just me or is it not as popular as it should be?
Fuck your Game of Thrones, I'm watching Ray Donovan and eating cheesestrings
Moved into the new office this morning. Weather is on point too. It's gonna be a good summer!
Up at Old Trafford for the game tomorrow while the boys do the business at Stamford Bridge. Ashley Young hat trick and Fellaini MOTM tbh
The Heavy Trackerz are eating up the scene right now
Does anyone know if @Spotify uses your phone's data even if you only play racks you've synced over wifi??
Devvo sent us his new book. It's brilliant.




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