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Sam Ridgway
Lol how have I just realised @DontFlop are in Germany on 27th?? I'm in Hamberg at the exact same time @BodyBagnall where is the event?
All I see is Newcastle players........
Hahahaha gotta give props to @jjenas8. The way he just threw that freak of the week comment in on MOTD for @TwinB and @YasminEvans 👏👏
It's Liverpool's year again!
OXFORD: @Reeceoxford_ is all smiles as he prepares to make his @premierleague debut at the age of 16 #ARSWHU
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BREAKING NEWS: @MCFC make £35 million bid for Reece Oxford
Someone RT the Arsenal fan claiming Jose sent Cech to do this. I guarentee he's out there
Arsenal are back
"We're just warming up" Said the rattled Arsenal fan, who had a field day yesterday
Harry Redknapp you fucking legend hahaha
Leicester are murking
My dog always sits on top of my other dog. He must be such an annoying prick
Retweet to vote for Sergio Romero as #mufc's Man of the Match v Tottenham.
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This is classic United. Don't capitalise on a cushion and allow pressure to pile on at the end. Romero having a blinder though
Fair play to Darmian he looked solid #pause
BT describing Herrera as the forgotten man. Not by United fans.
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Hasn't had a whole lot to do but Romero is having a perfect first game
Falcao is going to score the winner.
Loic Remy is a lazy coke head why is he even playing at this level
What a goal Oxlade
Hoping for a draw here. I want the penalties to go on for so long that they just call it a day
Rooney in an Everton kit for big Duncan Ferguson's testimonial. Mad
Rooney is an Everton kit for big Duncan Ferguson's testimonial. Mad
You never see Flo Rida in the news. #thoughtoftheday
Someone is filming what I hope is a dodgy porno in the alley behind the office
Why is fruity Liam Bagnall on my tv
Knee surgery is tiring
First @DontFlop event for a loooong time tomorrow
Got some of these sent in. The 21st Century hasn't seen a better invention
I've been saying we should sign Benteke since the last window. Imagine him with all this new service around him. 30 goal striker
Rocket League is too much fun
50 Cent is not broke lol. The man knows exactly what he's doing
Thomas Almeida with one of the most clinical knees I have ever seen. Future champ
Hussein Fatal died :(
That hangover cure
This time in four weeks, #mufc's 2015/16 @premierleague campaign kicks off against Tottenham.
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He's not allowed on the couch
I take this place for granted
Didn't realise they'd renamed Glastonbury to 'the tye dye and bucket hat festival'
Open Siri and say "nine ninety-nine"
So Jason Manford's show on ITV is basically everything that happened on the internet last week padded in between shit dad jokes
That concentration
I hope this guy steps on a plug without shoes on tbh
RIP Pumpkinhead. Damn.
Spent the majority of my birthday in the chair with @racotattoo. Worth it, cheers man!

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