I'm accidentally watching 'Strip Date' on @channel5_tv
and now I'm accidentally cancelling my TV license
As someone who works in social media, work was an assault course today
*Puts on #GameofThrones
Still recovering from #eskimodance
. My hangovers never go this far into the day
My new sounds: I'll Be Strong (Sourface Tribute) soundcloud.com/beatowski/ill-…
"Where the fuck have you been?"
Aaaaaand they've won the league. #LeicesterCity
If there's a single picture that sums up my dogs it's this I took today
Wow the fifth episode of Luther season one goes from 0-100 in the space of ten minutes
URGENT! Please Share!! we need to find @MajdaJolanta
before she does something terrible!!
(Think she's spotted it, just... yeah, that's right, sweetheart. Ergonomic management keyboard.)
Leicester are playing like champions. There's no way they're letting the title slip
This might be the funniest ever J-Roc in Trailer Park Boys season 10
Could sense Barca being rocked. Cashed out. Right decision. Yes Ronny
Imagine you pay more tax to the government every month than you pay rent and then they charge you £260 to have a clamp taken off your car...
Donald Trump is going to love this.
Still, at least we're unbeaten in two LOL
Fergie would have been striking fear into every cunt within half a mile of him on that touch line during this game. LVG doesn't have a clue
Klopp is a prime example of coming into a struggling team and making things work with what he's got. United are still all over the place
I said it before the game, if LVG doesn't stand on the touch line once during THIS game he doesn't deserve to keep his job
, stop trying to be different. I just vomited at your FA Cup draw idea
Scholesy could be in the pub with his mates here I absolutely love his punditry
Time to get stuck into #HouseOfCards
Hasbro are good to us. #nerf
The prospect of Martial and Rashford...
Silva will get a Vegas card next anyway. Result is innefective. Glad to see him back being an absolute nuisance
Was gonna buy this but I'd be one moped away from being a @Deliveroo
Best year in battle rap was easily 2012
I always seem to notice when my battery is on 69% but never any other number. What's up with that lol
LVG won't walk. He has to be sacked. He's lost the dressing room and knows he has no future. The longer we wait the worse it will get.
The Newsroom is one of the best shows I've seen for a while. HBO never fail me
I liked it better when Kanye only tweeted once a year
People who say 'generally' instead of 'genuinely'. Get in the sea
Not feeling too good today. Brought cheat day forward courtesy of @vietshack
Jack Jones got slapped with a slice of pizza, and called the police... 🍕�unilad.co.uk/viral/viral-wh…
"If the game finished now, Leicester would win." - Michael Owen
It's seriously impressive how @itv2
's copy of Knocked Up still plays
If anyone thinks LVG deserves a lifeline after today then you're an idiot. We are still poo
Rooney is like that mate you have who does your head in constantly and would snake you but you still love him
QUALITY: Phil Jones celebrating Wayne Rooney's goal in the away end.
British people should not be doing this Lip Sync Battle shit. I actually feel uncomfortable watching it
Big week big burger. @solitanq you naughty fuckers
Got a sick project coming up with @MicRighteous
copped a fuck ton of hate for his Golden Globes jokes, I put it to the young people... lol
Training rappers for @UNILAD