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samantha ronson
I love coming here for a quick midday pick up. Thank you to all you Twitter comics who make me laugh for free!
It would be so great to be made up of sugar and spice instead of blood, tears and irrational emotions.
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It's now basically illegal to be homeless in Fort Lauderdale. RT if you're not okay with this! on.ryot.org/1sVnQbA pic.twitter.com/pKZ1mbMeDk
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What should i name my plus-size coffin company: Slain Bryant or Layin' Bryant?
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#regram from @cjronson - obsessed with my @iheartronson for @jcpenney lipstick sweatshirt. 💄💄💄 it's available now! Don't miss out
The need for gender equality & the REAL meaning of feminism, beautifully articulated by @EmWatson : youtu.be/p-iFl4qhBsE #HeForShe
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you are a human, you are better than a machine because you can connect with other humans & machines can't do that, so be awesome, be a human
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BMW had to recall their original GPS system because male German drivers were refusing to take directions from a female voice.
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A little inspiration to get your week started right!
DAY-1 !!!!! Before our @josephinedlb RECORD RELEASE! Support us and pre order… instagram.com/p/tN3pEeutGs/
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If a dude puts his hands on a chick he's excommunicated from earth. That's just a fact
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That photo app that takes away your “flaws” doesn’t make you look anything but insecure. #doyou
Courage is more exhilarating than fear and in the long run it is easier -Eleanor Roosevelt
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If you enjoyed “Dad Is Fat”, please consider preordering “FOOD: A Love Story”from your favorite bookstore. Jimgaffigan.com
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If I can do this, I promise, you can too. It wasn't easy, but nothing great ever is. Thank you @stopsmokingstartliving - being a non smoker is awesome!
BWAHAHA GO RT AHEAD! LOL RT@samantharonson: Hey @LilJon can I make this my Christmas card this year? whosay.com/l/TBV9gw3
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@samantharonson tomorrow is the walk for suicide preventionTrying to raise money to raise awarenessCan you retweet? afsp.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuse…
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Instead of buying a new tv, I drove outside of town and put $1000 into a random mailbox with a note saying "I said I need them DEAD"
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Hey @LilJon can I make this my Christmas card this year?
Hey @LilJon can I make this my Christmas card this year? whosay.com/l/TBV9gw3
Write "Yikes, I'm so sorry" on every baby photo you see on Facebook.
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I joined a gym. I even plan on going. I don't even know who I am anymore. Help.
Win a privately hosted 10 course dinner by celebrity @chefdraden! This includes champagne, wine, and desserts for you plus 8 of your friends valued at over $5,000! For details visit @ChefDraden's to enter!
Domestic Violence Awareness Month is almost here! Join this webinar on 9/22 to learn how you can take action: ow.ly/BHPMR #DVAM
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Check out the nominees! SKAM Artist is representing in a number of categories! The official award show goes down... fb.me/6M3uo7fCk
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On 1 more time Missing this lump of snuggle? Found Boston Terrier! Message me if u know who his humans are 3104631311 pic.twitter.com/TcCi39rovx
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@Venice311 missing boston terrier 10 years old answers to Riley please help get this out pic.twitter.com/S4O7zlUVGQ
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My girls @cjronson and @samantharonson been together since back in the DAY! 21 yrs! Thanks you… ln.is/instagram.com/…
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I could listen to this song all day everyday. #beatsmusic beats.mu/i04Zq
Thank you #delanostyle for a perfect treat to end an even better evening with #charlotteronson and @jaime_king.
When I was twice the size of @cjronson. #tbt #babyzilla
Tuckered out from a tough day of napping.
I fucking knew it! “@UberFacts: Teddy bears kill more children than real bears do.”
Good company.... 👭👭👭👭
I truly need Debra Messing to be really nice in real life. i'm not sure why, but it just has to be this way.
I just realized that I'm too old to die a tragic death….. and that's the real tragedy.
My chosen path always seems to be socio.
New text-based alert system to warn Americans who are in 10-mile radius of an NFL player onion.com/YTvNqA pic.twitter.com/PPpbwH7EOg
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The Muthaship - Official Teaser - BEYONDreality: youtu.be/82TFDJ8BWQw?li… via @YouTube