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samantha ronson
djs artists 1,556,262 followers
Sorry, were you saying something? I was completely ignoring you and worrying about stupid things I can't control
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If you only do one thing today- make sure it’s making eye contact with a stranger and holding and holding and holding it.
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LIVE @Nelly_Mo performance and DJ set by @samantharonson...Don't say we didn't warn you, tonight is not to be missed! bit.ly/1rT3As0
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What would Kelsey Grammer do?
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I’m just gonna say this once, regarding the weight loss plan I have “shared” with you, You’re welcome.
Who’s gonna be in CHICAGO tonight? Wanna see if Nelly is wearing a band aid? @undergroundchi pic.twitter.com/bLfZDY3rHm
I can't relate when friends worry their period is late bc I don't track mine. They're all "I'm late!" and I'm all "Shit we had homework?!?"
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Are u kidding me? It's like sleeping with an old man.
Just because I'm a chicken lady doesn't mean I won't #cutabitch #CandidlyNicole
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Whenever there's a very complex political situation I only want to hear from actors.
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My dog would make the worst show pony.
My girl @amandadecadenet will be LIVE tonight on @lifetimetv with her new talk show #UNDONE. Don’t miss it
#tbt hanging with Benson & Stabler. #SVUfan
@UberFacts: If you sleep more, you’ll be less sensitive to negative emotions.” @sofifii thinking of you
@samantharonson can u watch and retweet my wedding and show everyone gay weddings are just weddings. vimeo.com/m/101262880 thanks!
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Ice cream, it's what's for dinner…. and other reasons why being single rules!
Chicago FRIDAY NIGHT FUN!!! @undergroundchi with me and NELLY @billydec
Well look who joined the party! Welcome aboard @RealEricDane!
These are sick! Please make em in my size! #supra
If you liked "These Boots Are Made for Walkin" youll enjoy other hits like "This Toaster Toasts Things" and "Whats the Phone Number for 911"
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