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When you actually kinda want someone to discover your secret, but no one will ever put two and two together = #truedryice
Been on a #MotionCitySoundtrack
kick for about two months now and ever since then #EverythingIsAlright
Seriously though, how lucky are my siblings&I to have parents who've been together for 6yrs before I was even born&are still together now? 👪
Cause that would be pretty legit I think
Makes me wonder if I'm ever gonna have a 31 year wedding anniversary. And if so, will my daughter be pondering it on Twitter just like I am?
Happy 31st#anniversary to my lovely parents @Bakertrail
! Thank you for keeping our family whole for all these years 👪#FAM
Happy One-Monthiversary to my suave boyfriend @txstatedrewski
My mom broke her ankle. Please keep her in your thoughts/prayers/wishes/etc. Whatever you believe, try to believe her better! Lol
Happy 25th birthday @CarloThaJackal
Stay away from Google when you're sick... Web MD thinks I have cancer and now my side bar is full of ads for gravestones. #FirstWorldProbs
Also, my problem from yesterday has worked itself out. So that's a relief. I sure was stressing. Not that it showed though, right? Haha
left shark solves all the problems
My signature smirk with the tongue, lol. Does it still look as good sans the blonde? #ByeByeBlondie
Back to brunette! My hair color tends to change with the seasons. #StillHavingMoreFun
Four years sure does go by fast.
Next time my hopes start getting up again, I'm gonna remember this and push them back down.
geeze Shell keepin secrets in the world lol 😜😜😜
Twitter asks me what's happening and I'm like, "Nothing's happening, Twitter. That's the problem."
I bet it's not even a tumblr page... Probably something random as hell that only a Shelley would use 😜😜
top secret blog O_o it must be super secret because I am just now learning of this" oh you have noo idea how secret
My only regret is getting my hopes up again. But I'll live. #QueSeraSera
read a book or do what I do write down my thoughts then try to make it to a funny stand-up comedy set
Need. More. Mental. Stimulation... My mind is melting into complete mush just from this sudden boredom overload.
It's unbelievable how quickly some things that start off so exciting can diminish into boredom so quickly.
If these firewalls could talk...
you can one up and do the Thanksgiving holiday and be Shelley Turkey Baker lol
funnel cake is the only reason I go to carnivals and other events similar
you can be Shelley Snowflake ❄❄❄
Freezing on the beaches, reaching for the sweetest, sweetest peaches 🍑
Headed to the Austin Powwow! Gonna get my funnel cake on! And maybe get a dream catcher.
At least football is tomorrow! #DenverBroncos #JoyInLife
Another frustrating day. Seems to be the norm now. Hope it doesn't stay this way.
And the other thing... Actually, mostly that thing.
But mostly the Broncos game.
My troubles right now: 20% work, 40% this one thing, 60% Broncos game on Nov 29th... 100% can't do math
Maybe just maybe, these frustrations will get worked out tomorrow. I'll keep that thought to go to sleep with, but def not holding my breath
I know I'm gonna wake up tomorrow frustrated AF. Just gotta prepare myself now. Pooowwwwwweeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr through!
Ughhhhh now I can't get back to sleep, go figure
Going back to sleep now, chipless. Haha, what a terrible thing to be. Next worst thing after being sober. #FirstWorldProbs
Woke up just now randomly craving potato chips like CRAZY
Hahaha omg #thisisntgonnaendwell
I love it
If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
When you have to bait conversations and it still doesn't work <<<<<
The excitement in my life seems to have come to a screeching halt. Greatttttt, back to restlessness it is
When you go to sleep bored, wake up bored, and are still bored five hours into your day #BadSign