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"Disney meets the real world"
im naturally funny because my life is a joke
Weeknd been scamming the fuck outta yall
how intense these were 😂S
notice how i didnt say goodbye
its because i hate you
There are 1,013,913 english words but I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit u with a chair.
nak tanya sikit, pernah tak korang buka peti sejuk, nampak bekas aiskrim, buka-buka tengok dalam ada ikan. mesti harapan korang hancur kan.
*At school* Teacher: "watch your language" me: oh shit sorry
cepat betul hati manusia berubah. bagi harapan punya tinggi. at the end, kau menghilangkan diri.
"Kipidap, Dongibap, Donowai, Yukenduit, Ainoyuken, Jasduit, Dudebes, Bidebes, Yudebes"
Aku nak tanya, ni Malaysia ke Bangladesh?
do u ever look back at all the boys you’ve liked & then realized that they were all assholes & u just wonder what the hell is wrong with u
I feel like....
There's a difference between hungry and bored... I just haven't figured it out yet.
Those moments when you just sit, silently, just wondering about the meaning of life.
public wifi that doesn't actually work is such a disappointment
I'M SCREAMING 😂�eq
me: mom can I go out
mom: no it's too late
Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where u’ve skipped the tutorial & you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works
This is probably favourite photo on the internet
"What are your plans for today?"
Getting baked af
person: i like you
Jangan ingat kalau kau berjauhan dengan kawan baik, kawan baik kau tak rindu kau. Sebenarnya dia rindu kau, tapi dalam diam.
When someone tells you they're single but you know they're dating someone 😂V
it's so sexy when a guy is aggressive and demanding and all manly but still gentle and sweet ugh it gets me every time
open minded people are legit my favorite people
when your mom says "take your sibling with you"
“Maybe I love too much
and maybe I show too little.”
how it feels when you're drunk as fuck trying to sleep
it's crazy how two people can lose all form of contact yet still keep the same habits, listen to the same songs, and share the same thoughts
me: for christmas i want a dragon santa: be realistic me: ok i want boyfriend santa: what color do u want ur dragon
i prefer to distance myself whenever i’m mad because i become the most heartless person you’ll ever meet
“I asked her if she believed in love, and she smiled and said it was her most elaborate method of self-harm."
do you me know who is beautiful? read the third word (:
so done 😂�L9
don't date boys who don't open doors for you
Why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
“I hid my deepest feelings so well I forgot where I placed them.”
This is the best thing I've watched all year 😂😂Pbi
It's so attractive when a guy is protective
I love people who text back instantly.