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"Disney meets the real world"
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im naturally funny because my life is a joke
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Weeknd been scamming the fuck outta yall
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badbye notice how i didnt say goodbye its because i hate you
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There are 1,013,913 english words but I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit u with a chair.
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nak tanya sikit, pernah tak korang buka peti sejuk, nampak bekas aiskrim, buka-buka tengok dalam ada ikan. mesti harapan korang hancur kan.
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*At school* Teacher: "watch your language" me: oh shit sorry
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cepat betul hati manusia berubah. bagi harapan punya tinggi. at the end, kau menghilangkan diri.
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"Kipidap, Dongibap, Donowai, Yukenduit, Ainoyuken, Jasduit, Dudebes, Bidebes, Yudebes" Aku nak tanya, ni Malaysia ke Bangladesh?
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do u ever look back at all the boys you’ve liked & then realized that they were all assholes & u just wonder what the hell is wrong with u
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There's a difference between hungry and bored... I just haven't figured it out yet.
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Those moments when you just sit, silently, just wondering about the meaning of life.
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public wifi that doesn't actually work is such a disappointment
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me: mom can I go out mom: no it's too late me:
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Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where u’ve skipped the tutorial & you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works
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This is probably favourite photo on the internet
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"What are your plans for today?" Getting baked af "Cool"
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Jangan ingat kalau kau berjauhan dengan kawan baik, kawan baik kau tak rindu kau. Sebenarnya dia rindu kau, tapi dalam diam.
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When someone tells you they're single but you know they're dating someone 😂V
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it's so sexy when a guy is aggressive and demanding and all manly but still gentle and sweet ugh it gets me every time
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open minded people are legit my favorite people
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when your mom says "take your sibling with you"
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“Maybe I love too much and maybe I show too little.”
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how it feels when you're drunk as fuck trying to sleep
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it's crazy how two people can lose all form of contact yet still keep the same habits, listen to the same songs, and share the same thoughts
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me: for christmas i want a dragon santa: be realistic me: ok i want boyfriend santa: what color do u want ur dragon
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i prefer to distance myself whenever i’m mad because i become the most heartless person you’ll ever meet
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“I asked her if she believed in love, and she smiled and said it was her most elaborate method of self-harm."
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do you me know who is beautiful? read the third word (:
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don't date boys who don't open doors for you
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Why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
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“I hid my deepest feelings so well I forgot where I placed them.”
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This is the best thing I've watched all year 😂😂Pbi
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It's so attractive when a guy is protective
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I love people who text back instantly.
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