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ALWAYS. #Repost @dannyjonesfitness When a cheat bite becomes a cheat night. 😩
I forgot to bring food to work this morning, nothing since breakfast, i am about to MURDER someone
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*enters my own password* I'm in
Be grateful with everything you have and you will be successful in everything you do
Whoopsie #whatdiet
Who wants to come over and just like. come to my garden with me and then just. Scream. For three hours.
'You can always see your nose but your brain ignores it' help how do you ignore it again once you've noticed it.
Shepherd's delight! 🌅 #sunset
When a huge spider falls out of your bath towel and crawls across your feet :))))))))
There are more nipples in the world than people
Little throwback with these wonderful humans
Do dogs think in barks?
Currently giving the mountain of work on my desk the death stare, hoping that I'll scare it into doing itself
Risk is the greatest board game of all time
Any pizza is a personal pizza with enough will and determination
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Sundays spent in bed with pancakes 👌…M
Sundays spent in bed with pancakes 👌#sunday #proteinpancakes #nomnoms
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich
🍕🍕🍕 Must. Resist. 🍕🍕🍕
what if only the stickers were made in china 😶
I don't understand people who only sleep with one pillow
My thoughts every time
HIIT in the sun 😀👍
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening, me. GALILEO ⚡️
I bloody love a thunderstorm ⚡️
Still quite annoyed that I can't fly or set things on fire with my mind
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
Deadlifts and doughnuts, today is a good day 🍩
Genie: and for your third wish? Me slamming down my fork after finishing my second cheesecake: TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS BUDDY
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Maybe I'll get out of bed at some point today, Maybe I won't
It really bugs me when I see someone with their dog and the dogs ears are flipped inside out. Dude! fold your dog's ear back!
I just sneezed and kneed myself in the face :))))))))
'Sorry I'm late, I got a bit carried away with my shower performance this morning' 🎤
The guys at work get some sort of takeaway everyday & it's so hard to be good with all the heavenly smells floating around the office #killa
Nap breaks at work should be compulsory
Productive mornings 👌💪
I look like I got lost in the woods overnight
As an adult, I'm not eating nearly as much ice cream as 10 year old me thought i would

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