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Keeping my eyes open and not falling asleep at my desk is proving rather difficult 😴
Sunny stroll & lunch with Dan ☺️
Let's see how many tasks I can complete before the kettle boils
I want to go home and sleep for a few weeks
How long can you listen to a car alarm before losing your mind? Just found out I can go about 20 seconds.
Today is not that day.
The day I don't "continue playing" on Netflix will be the day I finally turn my life around
I have been awake since about 4. It's a Saturday and I'm not flying anywhere so quite clearly, this is unacceptable.
Fish n chips n wine n cheese n movie night 😁
Feeding a crisp to a monkey in Morocco #takemeback
But we could only find hundreds of Burger Kings and BK just wouldn't do :(
I had a dream that it was the end of the world & James Franco, Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill and I were trying to find a surviving Mcdonalds
Getting more and more cantankerous as time goes on
I fell out of bed this morning
I have often moaned about the police closing roads for no good reason. But this morning, they shut the A66 to look for a man's penis.
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I am ALWAYS in such a rush to get ready for anything