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Mini Rolls are so underrated
I would reaaaaalllyyy love a gigantic plate of warm cookies 🍪
What is up with this whole waist trainer craze? You're essentially just squishing your organs. Eat well! Go do some sit-ups!
The things I'd do to be wrapped up in duvet with tea, biscuits and films rn
Food/drink that solves everything 1. Tea 2. Biscuits 3. Jacket/roast potatoes 4. Chips 5. Yorkshire puddings 6. Gravy 7. Cheese 8. Gin
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Take my hand, we're off to never-never land
Remember to always give generously kids #fullsizesnickers
someone: you can't eat all that Me:
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Fully loving life recently ☺️
9:18am and I'm already trying so hard not to eat all of today's lunch 😔#morningworkoutproblemss
Uh oh #peanutbutter #oreo
Saturdays #proteinpancakes
#3, not quite good enough for @richfroning. He'll probably wait til Sunday to make his move. @hebercannon
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People who continually complain about their life yet do absolutely nothing to change it annoy the hell outta me #dosomething!
He's got a brand new car, looks like a Jaguar
Know the difference between confidence and arrogance.
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I have way too much energy to be working at this desk all day. Constantly feeling like I'm about to spontaneously combust.
Who said you need a gym to workout? Grab some friends and hit the streets! #noexcuses
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I really miss that sporting competition atmosphere
This is the most inspirational thing I've heard in my life
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I find everything to do with space absolutely fascinating ⭐️🌜
I wish runescape was real life
Self control is when you start eating your popcorn once the film starts
"The only maturity I want in life is in my cheese." - @JagexAsh 2015
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Be picky with who you invest your time in, wasted time is worse than wasted money.
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Shoutout to food
Pretty sure that everything i need to sit on gets lower the day after leg day
I was raised to treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO.
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I wish my job consisted of nothing but playing video games, working out & eating
No brolly & I've just discovered that my dress goes see-through when wet :)))))))))
Holy macaroni I'm in desperate need of a massage
I wish it were acceptable to spend my life in gym clothes

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