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Sherri Miller
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I do my makeup at 7 in the morning for school and by the time I get off work at 10pm there is nothing attractive about me anymore. #lbs #ew
When nasty girls talk about their husbands. #how #ew #mustbeblind #orjustasbad
"Are you suggesting a, how do you say Ménage à trois?" "Ménage à trois a fucking French word you little bitch!" #MPGiS #loveit #howdoyousay
"Freedom of speech, look it up its in the, the thing!" Haha. #babymama #freedomofspeach #dumbblonde
I hate it when people raise their hand with 2 fingers. No. That's not raising your hand, if I were a teacher I would never call on you. #js
When you look up and a whole group of people is just staring at you. #canihelpyou #what #weirdos
Make sure you see your girl without makeup before you guys reproduce or you might be in for a surprise. Makeup can't cover up bad genes #lol
Well I guess now that I have a life again I'll start using twitter.
Work isn't even ok right now. Its like summer in November. #foreal #busy #notcool #dqprobs #gohome #toocold
I want to go to the casino. Even though I'll just lose and be more broke than now. But still. #casino #soundsfun #beenawhile
Geeeezzz why are you such a bitch?
No fucking way! Gotta try it now."@Thegooglefactz: Putting your phone on airplane mode will charge it twice as fast."
I'm too tired to be alive right now.
Why do some people try so hard to impress people who don't give a fuck about them? I don't try cuz I don't give a fuck either #truth
Defiantly getting dermals next week!
When guys make smiley faces when talking to me. #loveit #socute #smileys #texting #happy #success
My mom just said she wants to put on a wig and go shopping. #lolwut
Defiantly didn't want to spend my day off alone at the doctor. But it's kinda my fault anyway. #NotSurprised #MyBad #Fuckit #YOFLO #Karma
Seriously the lobgest pee of my life! #nojoke #fareal #seriously #drunk