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All I see is a white and gold dress in really bad blue lighting
I haven't been on twitter for five days and now everyone on my timeline is talking about this stupid dress
Me and Dave Franco are going to be very happy together
and eyebrows
I love london but I could never live there, the tube makes me want to poo myself
Good job Ryan on being a total knob
How to get ignored by me forever: use the monkey emojis
Over 1 month into 2015 and I'm still shit
I disappoint myself on a daily basis
If you have really followed me for 3+ years then I applaud you
If you've ever worked in retail you will appreciate You're welcome
I feel like I've held myself back so much on twitter but I don't care anymore I will say whatever the f I want, good day to you sir
If you have to tell people you're a nice person then how nice can you really be huh
My bath just creaked underneath me and my whole life flashed before my eyes
There's just something about eve myles that I don't trust #broadchurch
Tinder is great for my self esteem
Love everyone and treat everyone equally, thx
Although not aimed at me directly, there is just so much homophobia everywhere. I'm sad
I get really excited when I actually pay for an app
*Changes username 38 times a day*
Enact Leelah's Law to Ban All LGBTQ+ Conversion Therapy
The Sims 4 is coming to Mac next month. Spread the news!
Retweeted by Ryan
Too many things to do at the same time
There are so many misconceptions surrounding OCD and what it actually is. Also stop using OCD as an adjective for occasional perfectionism
I've resorted to forcing my laptop to overheat just so I can keep warm
Wtf it's the 5th already? It was new years like 2 hours ago
I'm very disappointed in the lack of an animation for the retweet button
Broadchurch has left me so confused and bewildered
Gotta get my shit together asap
I have just started watching the office and I will say goodbye to daylight for the next 3 weeks
If I get my act together so many exciting things will happen this year
Shit I completely wasted the first day of 2015 I hate everything
I totally didn't just have a little cry at the end of the last ep of miranda
Finding people who like frank ocean enthuses me
I feel like a twitter elder I was here before retweets even existed
I need to start getting my life under control
Sometimes I listen to the sims buy mode music when I'm doing online shopping
I don't really see the point in tweeting
I laugh at myself way too much
My favourite hobby is watching awkward situations unfolding and laughing inside
I haven't responded to an email in like 30 years

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