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Donald Krump

How was it not a Woman's touch but a man's That let the blind see?
important question: did Norm Macdonald become Colonel Sanders?
Just a couple of New Years sweethearts coming at ya instagram.com/p/_-WluNNVGU/
Just a couple of New Years sweethearts coming at ya
2016? Yea I got u on that
"Do you know how to turn off an iPhone? I don't know." #heardonaplane
"Hello stranger how do you cope with catastrophic public failure?"
OH MY GOD IM SITTING NEXT TO HIM
Dude just dumped water on the boarding pass scanner while scanning his boarding pass. Some people.
i commend @RyanDeMattia 's efforts at becoming a bot, someone pls retweet him
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Bougie Parfumeé is EXACTLY right, @anthropologie #bougieAF
Zoolander 3, starring DJ Khaled's Snapchat
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The feds could still seize Martin Shkreli's $2 million Wu Tang album after all on.mash.to/1RGI9ud
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This was barreled the year I started high school / oh god I'm getting so old oh god instagram.com/p/_nre9ptVF6/
This was barreled the year I started high school / oh god I'm getting so old oh god
There's a guy on a treadmill at the gym right now wearing eye liner. #facts #truth #realtalk #news #update #trending #data #tech
I don't want to oversimplify but the new @Spotify Party feature is really just a basic crossfade between songs and nothing else, right?
''The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.'' David Ogilvy #quote #ideation #creativity
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"I contain multitudes, drunken multitudes" - walt whitman
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Gonna get out of bed and venture into the rain let me just finish this 7 hour YouTube video of a… instagram.com/p/_Rpz_KtVNb/
Gonna get out of bed and venture into the rain let me just finish this 7 hour YouTube video of a fire real quick
finally I've finished reading the terms and conditions, now the wait is over to open my brand new cutting edge iPhone 3gs
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Sweet, sweet, glorious technology #macpro #upgraded @ One Greenville instagram.com/p/_HyIoWtVIr/
Sweet, sweet, glorious technology #macpro #upgraded
Whaaaaat @thync is sending me a surprise in the mail I'm excited now
What I'm getting at is the US never gonna beat encryption
The only way the US can "beat" malicious encryption: get substantially less shitty at math as a culture
Let's get down to brass tacks I'ma judge u p hard if u put in the effort to switch from yellow skin hand emojis to the white ones #racism
Egg Trifecta #breakfast
It really doesn't matter what the weather is like outside somehow planes are always unpleasantly warm
i’ve avoided blogging about the fact that the earth is doomed because it’s deeply unfashionable
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Whats a dentists favorite time of day? The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
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60M Americans are collecting Social Security benefits today. By 2035, that number is projected to grow beyond 90M so marinate on that aight.
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Oh god I can't even drink in this airport until 12 you literally are the very worst Newark
What a tease. In CLT but not to see the @ClemsonTigers play - getting on a plane to NJ instead
well shucks guys I really thought thoughts and prayers were finally going to do the trick
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Every day you get a little bit bigger and a little more awesome instagram.com/p/-xYW-ttVAP/
Every day you get a little bit bigger and a little more awesome
Every time I see a Ben Carson sticker I just get happy that people still have a sense of humor these days. #election #President #politics
How many @cheezit's is too many? Please answer in number of boxes. #fit #healthy #diet #fitness #nutrition #health #paleo #exercise #gym
Support the new world order and give me all your likes and RTs #basic #Starbucks #iphone #google #apple #snapchat #swag #hustle #giveaway
I've noticed that my best performing tweets are basically a bunch of hashtags. I'm just going to stop saying things altogether
 




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