South America sounds fun these days. Full of freedom and functioning credit and trade markets. twitter.com/pzf/status/727…
Sold $SQ wayyy up last week for a +50% 3mo return and dodged today's price tumble 🙌🙌🙌
Everything you could ever need to know about a person can be found right here instagram.com/p/BE6H7RANVBh/
l'Absinthe (degas,1876) high all the time to keep you off my mind
I love this company. Thanks to @MOO
people much more important than me are never aware of it instagram.com/p/BE1FqYdtVAR/
Really vibing hard with Views // depressed that Drake life is so relatable to Ryan life
you can see the exact point where that woman reconsiders her vote after he says "basketball ring"
Fact: When Team Ico made Shadow of the Colossus they wanted to include my biceps as a boss but the PS2 hardware couldn't handle it
My barista's name is Sabra
Yes, at Starbucks
← unapologetic Desiigner apologist
I have no evidence to support this except my own experience but April is a crazy-good month to sign new business
zen and the art of existential despair
Just gonna ignore lemonade cause cmon y'all we can't keep tidal scraping along also cmon
If I had a nickel for every drink I've spilt on my Apple Watch if be able to invent a better piece of wearable tech
"I just wanna see you eat crab legs"
Feeling like Bill today, what's good ATL @ Downtown Atlanta instagram.com/p/BEi-rFstVDR/
"If we don't study the mistakes of the future we're doomed to repeat them for the first time"
kinda thinking about crowdsourcing my ProxyVote for Twitter on social media
do we keep Jack y/n?
And sometimes it rains on Fridays 💰
Happy Earth Day! Only 3 of them left.
WHEN U KEEP REBALANCING YO PORTFOLIO AND IT KEEPS OUTPACING THE MARKET
Just watched a couple hold hands and say a prayer over their cocktails. Y/N is this standard procedure? V curious
"He sold it to me really cheap because it was chipped. So... I feel like it's kind of a perfect analogy for my life" - Luca, about an urn
Erykuh badu acoustic cover of caint use my phone to enthusiastic applause
// caint even
"My jams are grape, jock, and space"
I'd feel so much better if we stopped chattering about so-called 'bots' and started having a serious discussion about 'conversational UI.'
The great thing about twitter is that it's a construct you should probably ignore.
Woman next to me at the bar just said "two thousand and late"
Gonna start a SaaaS company: self awareness as a service
Pro tip: never stop dating your significant other
SOME PPL GLUTEN FREE N OTHER PPL DEMAND PERFECT EXCEL FORMATTING, RESPECT EACH OTHERS ANAL TENDENCIES, EVEN RATCHET FORMATTING SENSITIVITIES
Really hard to tell if this is/isn't a parody Twitter account a la @RealCarrotFacts twitter.com/roof_gsp/statu…
Autobiography title: Bag of Meat on Relatively Unimpressive Rock
"I make reasonable decisions based on the context of the situation"
Saw a bumper sticker today that read "I brake for trains"
"Congratulations! You have a new tinder match - her name is Meaningless Conversation About Dogs"
ads are making it harder and harder to resist the urge to disappear off into the world on an escapist binge
Because at some point it's not worth subjecting myself to THAT many insurance and mortgage salespeople for one free drink 😑
It'd be worth tracking (personally) how many Upstate networking events are actually productive/useful vs just an excuse for a free drink