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Russell Kane
Yay. I'm back in the land of tea and Ken Barlow.
Enjoying peaceful train journey up norf, but at Crewe middle-aged people started screaming "Grimmy" through the window and banging the glass
Err. Nooky scene in 300 just spiked my testosterone till 2016 😍@EvaGGreenn
Watching 300: Rise of Empire. Will soon smear myself in oil and wrestle @ColinCaptain
@russell_kane Please help this doc to stop the spread of murderous hate of LGBTs in Uganda by UK evangelicals.. #LGBT
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.@EmilyVMakeup sorry, darling. Was whisked here there and everywhere for PR xx
Woo hoo! #2014HIAwards amazing! Thank you
danny alexander, please release a contemporary easy listening album and make this the cover. please.
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Tub-thumping first section @HI_Daily. Quick bevvie then on for more! #healthinsuranceawards
At what age should a man stop jumping up and down on a bed with his willy out, shouting "I'm the king pirate."? It's not for me, for a mate.
Yes: Grosvenor. Yes
.@crunchybenzo Get onstage and gig. Unpaid hours of screaming out your stuff for love focuses you like a mo-fo.
@russell_kane chuckling alone on the train home like a lunatic to flashbacks of dementors and handclap buckaroo!
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Back from The Republic of Scotland and off to host awards at the Grosvenor. Novelty of posh hotels never wears off.
I'd sell butter on telly, but I don't want to look like a bumhole.
New Onsale - Vaudeville Theatre this December. THIS IS COMEDY hosted by @russell_kane with 7 outstanding comedians.
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,@tringefestival @theomarhamdi Woop! Let's have a revolution by not attending. Wait… that doesn't work does it.
Paisley gig was LOVELY. Thank you, Scotland. #USKIP
.@Stewbo88 I'm not. I'm working the night.
That awkward moment when the airport X-ray shows a clear outline of bell end.
Buzzing at today's news. Let's just say: lights, camera, action. See you at the premiere*. Wahhhh (*cameo or not, it still counts, mum)
We're gearing up to welcome @russell_kane to this stage tonight. To bag last min tickets, call 0300 300 1210!
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Off to Scotland for @SpreeFestival. I'm ejaculating jokes in Paisley tonight. Why not absorb some. x
Watching Godzilla. Clad only in pants.
Happy 87th Birthday to the greatest living Englishman @sirrogermoore Please donate to his favourite charity @UNICEF x
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Flooded roads adding to my anticipation of gig on @GoodShipComedy
.@DickieBow_1 Lol. Here's one of you when that 'punching-above-your-weight' blonde in your profile pic wanks you off