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Ramires killed Pep's Barca career and Pep was so scared that he didn't even sign for a PL club until Ramires left PL.
This Twitter/ig famous girl got on the bus the other day and expected me to give her my seat. Nah fam this is the real world keep standing
Yall not slick .. Gonna throw the pussy at a nigga then try to sneak ur heart in the mix
Don't offer a man ur pussy then get upset when that's all he decides to take from U
Wale watu walikua wanatunyima pen juu wao huandika Headings na different color, ningependa kujua life inawapelekaje?
Islamic Marriage Counseling...
4 - Pep Guardiola has won only four of his 18 L16/QF/SF away games in the Champions League (D8 L6). Achilles.
One of the best strikers ever to grace this planet and Thierry Henry
Please tell him I don't even Know the name of Sport Pesa CEO and we've been doing business for close to 2 years now twitter.com/ntvkenya/statu…
calling me ugly isn’t even an insult bc i know already
: Did you know that a cockroach can live up to 3 weeks without its head?” Did you know i cant live a day without gettin head
Instead of promoting KCC which is government owned, UK has been promoting Brookside - his family business. What do you call that?
imagine going university for 4 years, paying tuition to study journalism, & u end up writing things like this. sad.
Condom sex is like when you got a cold and can't taste anything but you still eating cuz you hungry 😂
My bro full
He just ate
& the girl he was eating
that was a setup
for a punchline on child rape twitter.com/nydailynews/st…
So I think we're all in agreement that 2016 really starts tomorrow. January was just that toe u dip in the bath to see if it's too hot
would like to thank John Terry for the penalty he took in Moscow,2008.You will always be remembered for the gift to mufc fans,
John Terry is leaving Chelsea so he can spend more time with the wife.
He hasn't decided whose yet.
we were taught to pray before eating
One of the strangest things about Kenya is that most government meetings start with a long deep prayer...and then guys proceed to steal.
98 - Since the last time Eden Hazard scored, every Arsenal fan has thought they'll win the league & wanted Wenger out 98 times. Timespan.
Mugabe’s speech appeared to have more venom than usual as he accused the UN of having imperialist tendencies
When there's misogyny on the TL and you need to get to your laptop to display your outrage
Still the greatest shot attempt I've seen in my life.
I was just listening to Meek's new song "War Pain" & he said he was counting 500k while you were sleep. Go check your purse.
Yo I got 502 Followers! Probably not a lot for most of these other rappers, but I am thankful for each person who hit that Follow.
"I just want you to be happy even if it's with him"
wish we had Pedro, Pato and Falcao in 2010
Forreal, these hoes don't make sense. RT @macktology101
: Only on Twitter is fucking another girl considered cheating...,Twitter logic
U really need help. Stop sending things 2 my house. U trippin. Find someone else 2 stalk. And "Love" blocked u once twitter.com/efrencjr7/stat…
I wanna nut in a Latina and laugh because I know she fertile.
Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my ass… I don’t do that… I stay away from that area all together
When your girl drags you to meet Trey Songz
Wonder what would happen if man UK decided to go after Joho's prospering pharmaceutical business. Cops would be caught in the middle
The problem with Martial is that he doesn’t have a Martial to pass to.
See how a cheque can change one's opinion suddenly? This is @ItsMutai
before and after becoming a paid patriot.
That is why I always love Dida for this words of wisdom. "Do you expect a thief to say that i've stollen?" #EurobondFacts
I know ripped jeans are fashion but surely there's a limit. Some of u look like u cussed Wolverines mum and he attacked you
Where's this proof that Kanye is gay? Until I hear a ex girl of his say "he liked it when I put my finger in his ass" I won't believe it.
Thika superhighway cost us 27 B and the whole world knew we were building it . Why dont we feel the 140B Eurobond projects? #EurobondFacts
Rapper B.o.B. legitimately believes that the Earth is flat.
Snapchat that pussy, you will
This is not album of the year. This is album of the life.
: I can confirm the Judiciary will never reach the graft levels achieved by Parliament.
NOTICE: if you want to become Kenya's president, set aside sh500m to bribe Supreme Court Judges and a governor sh200m only, Justice for Sale
Eritrean men are being forced to marry at least two of these ladies. What is your government doing for you? 😭Q
Dear Black Parents,
It's not always the devil.
Sometimes, most of the time, it's You
I like guys that squeeze my hand in public and my throat in private
: Getting played doesn't even hurt anymore I'm use to it”