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Micheal Jordan told the homeless man, "'if you can ask for a dollar, you can say 'welcome to McDonald.'"
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Filter yako muzuri mamaaaa
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When you're chillin at Sabina Joy looking for hoes then your dad walks in pic.twitter.com/wvoo1OORmv
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Why do we idolize corrupt criminals who'd not hesitate to hurt us by electing them to leadership just because they're from our tribe?
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But bae you aint never introduced me to your homies girl sit yoh ass down and introduce yourself to loyalty
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Did Drake fuck both of Chris Brown bitches, or did Karrueche take both of Rihanna's niggas? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
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Joseph Ole Lenku, the fired Interior Secretary, was possibly the worst Cabinet appointment in Kenyan history -- standardmedia.co.ke/article/200014…
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Arsenal and Wenger are Russia and Putin...a former superpower who has fallen on hard times and led by one who lives in the glorious past.
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog pic.twitter.com/fw8H3E1MIi
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@DBK017 If one word can be used to describe Kamotho, its Loyalty. The man was loyal to a fault. We all could use such friends.
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A poor county like Kilifi spent Ksh 140M on Governors residence while spending Ksh 39M on education then we ask why Africa is poor !!!
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Uhuru. Jina yenyewe imekubali
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Garner is unarmed. The chokehold is banned. The coroner ruled it a homicide. It is on video. None of this matters #ICantBreathe #EricGarner
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Ethiopian has cleared its Somalia border of any trees almost 20KM long, the place is like a desert, any moving thing is seen and shot!
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@AbbyKirahi 6mbps is great speed for 4g? Boss umezoea shida.
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Maybe Moyes did do something good by purchasing Fellaini? Certainly changing lots of opinions with his recent performances. #MUFC
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Easy to see why Rafael is a fans' favourite. He stopped to sign loads of autographs on the way in. #mufc pic.twitter.com/bczdJYSM7w
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Give DeGea a 500k a week contract, I don't care. #mufc
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Arsenal in a situation where if they lose against Southampton we troll them & if they win we thank them. LMFAO #MUFC
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In Africa, people don't resign. They don't even die. It's always foul play & blood samples taken abroad for testing. #ThirdWorldProblems
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If Man Utd hadn't thrown away points against teams like Leicester, Burnley & Sunderland, they'd be serious title contenders.
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A doctor in Mandera is paid Ksh 600 hardship allowance. Married ones are paid Ksh 1,200. KMPDU urges them to leave.
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Biggie was only 24 and Tupac was only 25 when they died, Thats younger than @Drake @kendricklamar @JColeNC @MeekMill
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Now Uhuru's consultant claim that Ruto is behind the terror attacks. Moved from Raila now. #ManderaMassacre pic.twitter.com/lGdrh3xLpc
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The people taking advantage of the attacks to push their political agendas are the real terrorists
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Let’s now wait for today’s strongly worded speech from our visibly angry president and tweets from PSCU and it’s array of bots
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Ouru having grown up with body guards was wondering where the 3yr old girl's bodyguards were when she got molested. #StopTheDrunkPresident
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This --> 😂 @Nifabulazz: Uhuru be like "..i can't catch a grenade for you, what are you doing in the grenade's way? #StopTheDrunkPresidentt"
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>>>> Come 2017 choose a selfless president not a selfie president!!! # MyPresidentMyChoice #StopTheDrunkPresident via @MuthuiMkenya
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Jubilee government want to rule for 20years, kila mtu atakuwa amekufa #stopthedrunkpresident
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@MutahiNgunyi .... First, foreigners can be sorted after the government behaves. Priorities!! pic.twitter.com/iRPv12hnmu
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"@Aswo_Moli: Central African Republic President Michel Djotodia has resigned from office after weeks of sectarian violence in the country."
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If we're going to fight terrorists by insulting them through the internet, security services needs to hire more teenagers.
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#MyPresidentMyChoice why steal my girl when u clearly know you have erection problems @UKenyatta @RobertAlai @WilliamsRuto #tumechoka
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100 Al Shabaab terrorists killed by the word of deputy president resurrected and killed 38 Kenyans who pay taxes for services#mandermassacre
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Going through this harsh tag #presspass#. Who knew so many people thought alike? Smdfh. #foolyourself# pic.twitter.com/69aZR8qMFt
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Lakini these PSCU guys take us for total fools all these accounts with identical TLs? pic.twitter.com/3jC95dc7sF
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Niggas waiting 3 months to fuck a girl when her ex can fuck as soon as he text her "hey stranger"
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😆 RT@TheJ_Miless: Black women look so good that I usually date more than one at the same time
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@RobertAlai It's interesting. Ruto fixed Uhuru, Uhuru is fixing Ruto. Raila fixed both Uhuru&Ruto. Then UhuRuto fixed Raila at the Ballot
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Security starts with you looking after yourself.. that is true but it does not absolve the govt for not stepping up #MyPresidentMyChoice
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