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Stygian Knight
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Everybody curses a matatu driver who overlaps, until it's them in that matatu & they're late. "Si aingilie hapa tu twende!"
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Niggas like being called "daddy" till the pregnancy test comes back positive
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When your girl gives you gas money but you use it to cheat on her
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Niggas will say they'd never hit a woman it's just wrong then beat tf out a female pedestrian in GTA 5 talkin bout "she deserved it" smh
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MLK DIDNT SAY THIS. NELSON MANDELA DIDNT SAY THIS. GHANDI DIDNT SAY THIS. MOTHA FUCKIN MEOWTH FROM POKEMON SAID THIS.
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Remember when Arsenal fans said we overreacted whenever De Gea made a save. They'll do the same now they have a world class keeper.
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How is Mata or Oscar even a debate. Ones banged in 10+ goals per season since 2010/2011 while the other bangs his sister.
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"Y'all think EVERYTHING makes a woman a hoe. STFU" - Woman with exceptionally high body count
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WHY DOES THIS NIGGA TRANSFORM INTO A DOG SO PERFECTLY 💀3
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if she 14 then im 14 steps away from her already cause i ain't finna be that nigga on dateline NBC saying "I just came to help her study"
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Dentist: Ok open up Me: Well I guess it all started when my dad left..... Dentist: No I mean- Assistant: Wait Bill.......let him finish
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Obama reduced the sentences of prisoners with nonviolent drug related crimes. God blessing ALL the trap niggas.
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#RETWEET if you want to gain followers! Follow EVERYONE who retweets this tweet!! #TheDetox @xclusivedeejay @emigeeish @NationFMKe
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1938: England football team give Nazi salute before the match against their German hosts.
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BREAKING: Liverpool and Borussia Dortmund have come to an agreement on Marco Reus. They've both agreed it's not going to happen.
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Look who is at the stadium. @D_DeGea with a deathly stare, somebody must have told him Madrid signed a goalkeeper.
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Bastian Schweinsteiger in a @ManUtd shirt in all of its glory. Soak it up people, soak it up.
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im drunk af and my mom won't tell me how mermaids have sex .. i'm probably gone pack my things & move out now
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Easy to say supporting a team from another country is glory hunting but they wake up at silly times every weekend to watch their team play
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Ladies being a hoe ain't better than getting cheated on by a nigga that love you
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Just saying experience has taught me good women don't like me... And who am I not to learn from experience
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You rather judge a man solely off his tweets than what he tells you in confidence.... Because that's logical
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After I got my heart broken for real it can't get broken anymore.... I just get disappointed with chicks now.
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Niggas just want a girl that every time you check her page it say “last tweet 3 days ago”
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Niggas turn into stand up comedians when ya girlfriend come around
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Women went from havin no rights to thinking they’re always right
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Jesus died on the cross to save us and Future's marriage died to save music...I'm not saying he Jesus but I'm not saying he's not
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People may call Delph a snake and he probably is. But at least he signed a new contract to get Villa some money. Shame De Gea won't do that.
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19 yo Algerian midfielder that plays for Palermo. Chelsea and Man Utd interested. Requested fee around £13m. twitter.com/EdenBasedGod/s…
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story about the first time i got in a fight in school
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How God has blessed Ugandans with the ability to smell danger #KOTvsUOT
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#GrowingUpBlack when you was acting up in public and your mama pulled you off to the side to threaten your life
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"So then Beckham swung it in, Teddy knocked it on and Ole did the business. Sorry Basti. No hard feelings right?"
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White people in movies be having eggs, bacon, and pancakes on the table & they take one sip of coffee & be like "Gotta run hun" NIGGA WHAT?
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Who would u rather have as president? rt for Gucci fav for trump
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Manchester United have now signed a Dutchman, an Italian, a German & a Frenchman this summer. Continental.
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If you're choosing a shirt good luck choosing between Schweinsteiger, Herrera, Memphis, Schneiderlin, Otamendi, Mata. Impossible.
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Asmir Begovic has as many goals (1) in the Premier League as Mario Balotelli scored for Liverpool last season. Lethal
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if ed woodward wants more depth in man united's squad, he should sign huddah
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#mufc is delighted to announce the signing of @BSchweinsteiger from Bayern Munich on a 3-year contract. #WelcomeBasti
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Man United sign Depay, Darmian & Schweinsteiger for a fee of £52.4m, the same price Liverpool want for Sterling.
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On this day in 2008, #Arsenal signed the devil's bastard demon child Samir Nasri in a £12m deal. arsenalreport.com
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