in my mind: *omg did i really just send that, what if i'm annoying them, i should stop, they hate me, omg i'm so embarrassed*
guys please, i can't answer all 0 messages at once
*wears yoga pants to everything but yoga*
Reason #356421 why being a girl sucks pic.twitter.com/0CyIjjWAwi
I like wearing big sweaters. Not cause they're all comfy & cuddly, but when the sleeves are really big i get to flop them around & smack ppl
If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character you're lying
i look really cute when i wake up and by cute i mean homeless
"i'm over him."
i wish the "saved" button on wanelo meant "now in your closet"
*wears yoga pants for the next 45 years*
i text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between
*takes 3,000 selfies and hates all of them*
"perf" says the white girl, as she selects an instagram filter for her panera lunch
sext: stay weird with me forever
*sits in my towel for 6 months after showering*
Don't need anyone who don't need you.
Music is WAAAAY better when it's loud.
I shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins.
"Everyone has their off days" I tell myself 15 days in a row.
it's 2013 why do I still have to charge my phone?
Oh my god it’s almost August and I’ve accomplished nothing.
I either dress super girly and pretty or I dress like a 40 year old man that hasn't gotten out of bed in 2 months.
attractive person: hey
me: who paid you
If you lead me on I will lead you into a burning building.
people who shower in under 10 minutes .. ..????? how
why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
is basically me in an anonymous account. What.
some guys have bigger boobs than me but hey, that's life.
My music taste ranges from ghetto black girl to depressed white girl.
is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself?
shaved legs >
shaving legs <
If you screwed up your sleeping schedule and you cant fix it clap your hands.
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I've never slept.
Josh Peck is living proof that there is hope for everyone.
Love is when someone asks for a starburst and u give them a red or pink one.
Some songs wake up my inner stripper.
i am constantly torn between ‘i don't need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out