The word muggle was once slang for someone who smokes cannabis/marijuana.
That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh.
Homework is directly linked to increased anxiety, stress and depression.
It's funny how when I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I'm quiet, people ask me what's wrong.
Don't sleep with someone if they have more problems than you do.
Humans and dogs are the only species known to seek visual cues from another individual's eyes - Dogs only do this with humans.
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, alright? Not blue.
Our fingers get wrinkly in water because wrinkled fingers would give us stronger grip on slippery objects underwater.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
My girl friend isn't allowed to speak to other boys on the phone. If he call 911 and a man answers he better hang up & try again
I ask google all the questions i'm too embarrassed to ask actual people
Me: I'm over her.
"DoucheBags” is actually the name of company that produces ski bags and their tag line is "Even douchebags need a hug.
reasons to be a mermaid: