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Jon Richardson

Say what you like about drones...
"I've seen things, man. Things you wouldn't believe. Things you COULDN'T believe."
Who knew there was such a thing as a Cockchafer? Not me, until one attacked me in Carlisle. I am safe, cock unchafed.
Can't believe this children's toy is for sale. Apparently because I didn't "trademark the nickname" I'm owed nothing.
Getting rid of all my old VHS, if only because they show so clearly what a weird teenager I was. I'm cool now though.
Seriously? Because nothing says, "I love you, mum" like a twelve inch meat feast.
It's always the quiet ones.
Any chance of a model who could show what this cardy looks like without chiselled tits of steel? Asking for a me.
Blackpool Grand Theatre. Well fit. Amazingly on tour you often have an infinitely better view than your audience.
Congratulations to @visitisleofman for finding me in the airport and giving me this. I believe "megalolz" is the mot juste.
IT'S A WIND SOCK WE NEED IN THESE CONDITIONS HAHAHAHA πŸŽ‰πŸΎπŸŒͺπŸ’¨βœˆοΈ. Seriously though, he didn't lose it, he disgraced himself. Look at the shaO0m6
How multifunctional? Wonder if I can turn it into a f*cking plane?
Bloody remoaners. What am I SUPPOSED to do with them then? #redwhiteandbluebrexit
Finally, in 2017, Anthony's girlfriend will get her dinner. A shame Denise and Nana aren't around to see it.
"If you, like me, have just realised you've shat yourself, you'll be needing my aftershave."
Women's razors may cost more, but only theirs are tasty enough to put in a salad afterwards.
Perhaps you could hop into a dinghy and paddle to a country where you feel safe? I'm sure you'll be welcomed.
Nick Griffin singing Barbershop on Strictly. Well now I've seen it all.
Quite right. Clown outfits should only ever be sold to university lecturers and company CEOs.
What's happening indeed, Twitter? I'm getting too old for this shit. World went and got itself in a big damn mess.
This 'Old Fashioned Sweet Shoppe' really shows how awful things were for our grandparents' generation.
The staff here told me what to eat and were very abusive. I tipped them extra because that's exactly what I deserve.
And the winner is... Sweden! 100-1 outsiders and makers of no beer! That was a genuine thrill. Congrats to all.
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