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Jon Richardson
comedy television entertainment 336,561 followers
I dried myself in a different order this morning; it's thrown the whole day out of kilter. I was wrong to try something new at my age.
I'm going to spend the rest of today wondering why I worked so hard to see a picture of a retired cricketers offal. What was I hoping for?
Come see @RonJichardson warming up for his new TV show on Mon 28th July at @CecilsLondon or Fri 1st Aug at @Ham_Yard
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At times like these we can only be glad England didn't even enter this World Cup.
Harry Enfield with a perfect spoof of Steph and Dom from Gogglebox, 20 years before Gogglebox. Amazing.
GUYS! @lucybeaumont, winner of the NCA 2012 is back with her pilot ‘To Hull and Back’ tonight on @BBCRadio2 at 10pm.
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England players film so many ads before a World Cup I think they forget that real teams aren't actors letting them score wonder goals.
We're also looking for married couples who don't want kids and anyone getting married for the third time or more. Email address the same.
A documentary I'm making would like to hear from committed bachelors aged 30+. Email for details. Thanks.
Delighted to be @SoccerSix #NextGen on May 29th at ELLAND ROAD! Also available for first team next season. Tickets:
Too much live sport on the BBC these days. I'm glad they've cut the snooker to show old clips of people talking about cake.
Ate a burger with a knife and fork. This is a new low, even for a fan of cardigans and mead. Tweeting it keeps me hip though, right dudes?
Love to your mothers.
In the meantime, here's a peek at the next show poster for @mattforde, "Twat In A Hat".
Went for a wee and was pranks by @mattforde. Revenge will be swift. If he had a career, I would end it.
I know I say this all the time but @mattforde has one of the best torsos this side of Mykanos. #
Having recorded my first DVD here, I can't help but feel responsible. Harsh review though.
Congratulations to Leeds United, who become the first club to open the transfer window and throw everything out of it. Horrific day.
Who knew BBC News was the place to get car cutlery storage ideas? This man could teach me so much!
Thanks to everyone who has already booked tickets for my tour. To reiterate, there are extra dates to be added in cities not yet listed.
"Lots of people shouting 'Come on Shaun!' but there's not much for him to c... get at." Well dodged, John Virgo. Well dodged indeed.
I imagine the recipe for these makes for pretty disgusting reading.
First dates for my new tour next year are up on my website. Plenty still to be added, so if I'm not near you yet that'll be why. Cheers!
In Morrisons and they're playing "Peaceful, Easy Feeling" by The Eagles. I think I just found my happy place.