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Jon Richardson
comedy television entertainment 307,670 followers
Ate a burger with a knife and fork. This is a new low, even for a fan of cardigans and mead. Tweeting it keeps me hip though, right dudes?
Love to your mothers.
In the meantime, here's a peek at the next show poster for @mattforde, "Twat In A Hat".
Went for a wee and was pranks by @mattforde. Revenge will be swift. If he had a career, I would end it.
I know I say this all the time but @mattforde has one of the best torsos this side of Mykanos. #
Having recorded my first DVD here, I can't help but feel responsible. Harsh review though.
Congratulations to Leeds United, who become the first club to open the transfer window and throw everything out of it. Horrific day.
Who knew BBC News was the place to get car cutlery storage ideas? This man could teach me so much!
Thanks to everyone who has already booked tickets for my tour. To reiterate, there are extra dates to be added in cities not yet listed.
"Lots of people shouting 'Come on Shaun!' but there's not much for him to c... get at." Well dodged, John Virgo. Well dodged indeed.
I imagine the recipe for these makes for pretty disgusting reading.
First dates for my new tour next year are up on my website. Plenty still to be added, so if I'm not near you yet that'll be why. Cheers!
In Morrisons and they're playing "Peaceful, Easy Feeling" by The Eagles. I think I just found my happy place.
Meet Dougie The Depressed Digger. If we can't make him happy soon, there'll be no Wiggleton Village Fayre!
Huge thanks to the production team and contributors whose hard work and bravery made A Little Bit OCD a winner at the @MindCharity awards.
Just overheard a girl on the train say she's meeting someone for a "breakfast/lunch thing". Come on! Who hasn't heard the word "Luckfast"?
First Christmas advert. October the 8th. Naughty Morrison's.
If, like me, you were awed by the tiger cub on tonight's Cats, please follow @TigerTimeNow and help protect the few remaining in the wild.
Autumnal dew on a spider's web in my garden. No joke attached, feel free to make up your own.
Releasing a double A-side: Knock It Through/Read The Legal Pack. Hoping to retire off royalties from Homes Under The Hammer.
When you have to put up a sign, the war is lost. The Dog And Sex Pest has really gone downhill.
A career highlight somewhat blighted by the fact that Kevin is clearly not a fan. Sad times.
Work out how much you drink by how far you get into a series before realising you've seen it all before. Slater's Simple Suppers: Ep6. Ouch.
Got to go and do my final show in Edinburgh but sure it won't be as funny as @bbctms team discussing Kick Ass 2. Great day of sport!