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Jon Richardson
comedy television entertainment 308,551 followers
Too much live sport on the BBC these days. I'm glad they've cut the snooker to show old clips of people talking about cake.
Ate a burger with a knife and fork. This is a new low, even for a fan of cardigans and mead. Tweeting it keeps me hip though, right dudes?
Love to your mothers.
In the meantime, here's a peek at the next show poster for @mattforde, "Twat In A Hat". pic.twitter.com/GDX5zu71E2
Went for a wee and was pranks by @mattforde. Revenge will be swift. If he had a career, I would end it.
I know I say this all the time but @mattforde has one of the best torsos this side of Mykanos. #
Having recorded my first DVD here, I can't help but feel responsible. Harsh review though. pic.twitter.com/xzUOw8w2By
Congratulations to Leeds United, who become the first club to open the transfer window and throw everything out of it. Horrific day.
Who knew BBC News was the place to get car cutlery storage ideas? This man could teach me so much! pic.twitter.com/mIPjhOFIOO
Thanks to everyone who has already booked tickets for my tour. To reiterate, there are extra dates to be added in cities not yet listed.
"Lots of people shouting 'Come on Shaun!' but there's not much for him to c... get at." Well dodged, John Virgo. Well dodged indeed.
I imagine the recipe for these makes for pretty disgusting reading. pic.twitter.com/KBXopHuvbb
First dates for my new tour next year are up on my website. Plenty still to be added, so if I'm not near you yet that'll be why. Cheers!
In Morrisons and they're playing "Peaceful, Easy Feeling" by The Eagles. I think I just found my happy place.
Meet Dougie The Depressed Digger. If we can't make him happy soon, there'll be no Wiggleton Village Fayre! pic.twitter.com/RGTutCl1w3
Huge thanks to the production team and contributors whose hard work and bravery made A Little Bit OCD a winner at the @MindCharity awards.
Just overheard a girl on the train say she's meeting someone for a "breakfast/lunch thing". Come on! Who hasn't heard the word "Luckfast"?
First Christmas advert. October the 8th. Naughty Morrison's. pic.twitter.com/N5rxWam4to
If, like me, you were awed by the tiger cub on tonight's Cats, please follow @TigerTimeNow and help protect the few remaining in the wild.
Autumnal dew on a spider's web in my garden. No joke attached, feel free to make up your own. pic.twitter.com/rKRAF9AlY4
Releasing a double A-side: Knock It Through/Read The Legal Pack. Hoping to retire off royalties from Homes Under The Hammer.
When you have to put up a sign, the war is lost. The Dog And Sex Pest has really gone downhill. pic.twitter.com/yDL3sOVeeJ
A career highlight somewhat blighted by the fact that Kevin is clearly not a fan. Sad times. pic.twitter.com/tYoefPZMZW
Work out how much you drink by how far you get into a series before realising you've seen it all before. Slater's Simple Suppers: Ep6. Ouch.