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Jon Richardson
Thank God they haven't sold out! I've got some real tossers coming for dinner and haven't cooked anything! #waitrose pic.twitter.com/ldWImvGPIO
Finally a good news story! Sounds like a lovely day out for the kids with a very tasty ending... pic.twitter.com/ARGOZeKzpH
This game of Toilet Poker is well and truly over now - I've hit the jackpot! Read 'em and wee... pic.twitter.com/cB5MkzFhoy
"Where should we advertise?" "Wherever the brightest young minds are looking." "Leave it with me." #shapeyourfuture pic.twitter.com/Sqt9BlXyo4
So ends the long month of Movember. Sorry to lose this whopper, but time for Cardigancember. #testosterone pic.twitter.com/haflWeGg0v
In my day it was just, "Squeeze my hand and hear me talk!" #generationsex pic.twitter.com/yWPJG8Iukr
Harry Enfield with a perfect spoof of Steph and Dom from Gogglebox, 20 years before Gogglebox. Amazing. pic.twitter.com/K8bvLvLbrF
In the meantime, here's a peek at the next show poster for @mattforde, "Twat In A Hat". pic.twitter.com/GDX5zu71E2
Having recorded my first DVD here, I can't help but feel responsible. Harsh review though. pic.twitter.com/xzUOw8w2By
Who knew BBC News was the place to get car cutlery storage ideas? This man could teach me so much! pic.twitter.com/mIPjhOFIOO
I imagine the recipe for these makes for pretty disgusting reading. pic.twitter.com/KBXopHuvbb
Meet Dougie The Depressed Digger. If we can't make him happy soon, there'll be no Wiggleton Village Fayre! pic.twitter.com/RGTutCl1w3
First Christmas advert. October the 8th. Naughty Morrison's. pic.twitter.com/N5rxWam4to
Autumnal dew on a spider's web in my garden. No joke attached, feel free to make up your own. pic.twitter.com/rKRAF9AlY4
When you have to put up a sign, the war is lost. The Dog And Sex Pest has really gone downhill. pic.twitter.com/yDL3sOVeeJ
A career highlight somewhat blighted by the fact that Kevin is clearly not a fan. Sad times. pic.twitter.com/tYoefPZMZW
It's out, but the shower still won't come on. I'll call reception... pic.twitter.com/2EdmLI5SUS
"And first prize at this year's Faversham Phallic Flower Fiesta goes to..." pic.twitter.com/qddaa6frkW
"Steve, I worry our product only appeals to men over 70." "Bullshit, Alan! Just put a ripped guy on the box. Idiot." pic.twitter.com/DkfBtvBMHn
Classic hand dryer. No bells and whistles, just gets the job done. Bravo. pic.twitter.com/IdNZjVaezM
This week Jesus appeared to me as a piece of seaweed in Northumberland. Brace yourselves, he's a Cocker Spaniel. pic.twitter.com/CoakJ48C