No hay nada más divertido que hacer lo que la gente dice que no puedes.
La vida no se trata de esperar a que pase la tormenta, sino de aprender a bailar bajo la lluvia.
Throwing ice cubes at people who need to chill out.
Dear face wash commercials, nobody actually splashes their faces with water like that. Sincerely, my wet bathroom floor.
🎄😆🎄24 days till Christmas🎄😆🎄
Maturity is understanding that not everything has to be perfect to be happy.
Rest In Peace to the talented Paul Walker. Our prayers go to the family and friends. Fast and Furious will never be the same. #RIPPaulWalker
Saying "I'm almost there" on the phone when you haven't even left your house.
Típico: Ser psicólogo de tus amigos y no saber qué hacer con tu vida.
I'm going to go stand outside, so if anyone asks, I'm outstanding.
El pasado no se puede cambiar, olvidar, editar o borrar. Solo tenemos que aceptarlo y superarlo.
My maturity level depends entirely on who I'm with.
When a dog dies in a movie... pic.twitter.com/5hvqHKgZat
C.L.A.S.S = Come Late And Start Sleeping
Twitter is like New York. A site that never sleeps...
Las cosas no valen por el tiempo que duran, sino por las huellas que dejan.
You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
That moment of panic when you don't feel your phone in your pocket.
"Don't talk to strangers."
"Well, how am I supposed to make friends?"
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
After a teacher explains something... pic.twitter.com/5ZoQxD3TK0
Walking into a spider web and not knowing if the spider is on you.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
A little part of me dies every time I set my alarm for the morning.
Right now I feel... blah...
I don't care how old you are when a ketchup bottle farts it's funny.
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers…because I can always count on them.
Mañana es Lunes
Sometimes I feel completely useless then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants so I guess I'm not that useless after all.
My school cares more about my uniform than my education.
Audífonos + Música = Olvidarse del mundo
Mum: Why is your room always a mess? Clean your room.
I still sing the whole alphabet to see what letter come next.
Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no.
TWITTER = Typing What I'm Thinking To Everyone Reading.
Not making eye contact because you don't feel like socialising.
No le dediques el día a quien no te dedica minutos.
Phone: Has thousands of songs.
Me: Listens to same 5 songs on repeat.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
Telling people you have something on so they think you have a life.
Too tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start.
Fácil es cometer errores. Difícil es aprender de ellos.
Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean.
I'm counting the days till Christmas.
Retweet if.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨you thought something was on your screen.
Don't let anybody stop you from living your dreams...
Because being woken up mid story sucks.