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Roddy Thompson
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A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter, The creators of SPONGEBOB were obviously high.
Whenever I accidentally hurt my pet, I'm like "OH MY GOD! OH IM SO SORRY!" and they run away and I run after them like "LET ME LOVEEE YOU!"
#thingsihatemost People who wear band tshirts and don't even listen to the band
aarrrgghhh my account has been hacked this is really weird....
Advertisement: We sell food as hot as your neighbour's wife and beer as cold as yours!
When a bird hits the window, do you ever get the feeling that God is playing angry birds at you??? :D #angrybirds
Meanwhile in the UK....I can't wait for summer, the rain gets warmer :-) #rain #thingsihate
Summer still hasn't properly started in the UK #rain #thingsihate
When I lose a game, 'It's only a game...' When I win a game, ' Haha! In your face bitch :D'
Complete shocker that Nadal is out of Wimbolden so early... #wimbolden #nadal #shock
Everyone knows that, when you've got friends, one of them is a dickhead. Now if you're thinking "None of my friends are dickheads..." :/
The new @MilionPoundDrop is really good! So tense! :D
When you don't know the name of a song and you google as many words as you can remember and hope for the best #music #song #google #whatido
Scroll fast, it turns into a dolphin 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 🐢🐷 just kidding you idiot
People always ask why girls go the the toilets together, well... Harry potter and hermine went alone and got attacked by a troll
Maroon 5? You mean Adam Levine and the guys that stand behind him... :D #maroon5 #adam #levine #moveslikejagger
I swear a rejected high five is the worst insult ever... :/ #awkwardsituations #awks #awkward #rejected #highfive #insult
Mum: can I use your laptop? Me: *logs out of every website, deletes history, double checks history, watches her every move*
I get suspicious when I see 'all of the above' in a test
GRAMMAR- the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit ;)
MATH-Mental Abuse To Humans
Stu(dy) Stu(dying) Stu(died) Coincidence? I think not...
The problem with some people is that they are breathing
You take the 'the' out of physiotherapist ;)
I use the same password for everything so if anybody found out what it was they could single handedly ruin my life :/
feels so good to have no homework #yay #fun #homework
OMG Totally ripped up my french slip that showed my mark
That awkward moment when someone says "You two should date!" and your thinking "Bitch I'm working on it !"
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Whenever I accidentally hurt my pet, I'm like "OH MY GOD! OH IM SO SORRY!" and they run away and I run after them like "LET ME LOVEEE YOU!"
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A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter, The creators of SPONGEBOB were obviously high.
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going to the nurse to skive lessons :D #yolo #school #raves #lol #lessons
bad traffic on the way back home from school #thingsihatemost
#thingsihatemost People who wear band tshirts and don't even listen to the band
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Why is it that when I sing in the shower I am an international superstar but in front of your friends I sound like a depressed cow