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Rob Stonehouse
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another.
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We’ve reached peak internet, everyone. We can all go home now…
I just mumbled to myself: “Get a haircut, you look ridiculous” Happy friday everyone.
Have Coldplay gone to John Lewis or something? Twitter is v confusing.
I thought the new John Lewis advert was pretty harsh to be fair
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Fun fact: this burn helped me get the job I have now. Proof that hard work does pay off.
Happy fire day everyone. 🐛
Good luck to errbody at @URY1350 at the @SRA awards tonight. Wish I could be there! Get drunk etc..
Anyone from Yorkshire stuck out in Egypt? Give our News team a ring 01302 738383 #Doncaster #Barnsley #Rotherham #Wakefield
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Wife: [looking out of window] Go and talk to our son. He's outside looking forlorn. Me: [goes outside] *points to grass* it's there u prick
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It's raining INSIDE my bus bus right now. This wouldn't happen on a routemaster
Like, seriously @facebook what the hell is this? How can I politely decline without maybe?
First Facebook takes away ‘maybe attending’ and now this twitter heart debacle. Bring back Bebo, that’s what I say.
Don’t worry, @TweetDeck is safe from this favourite massacre
I just ran 252 mi @ a 0'06''/mi pace with Nike+. #nikeplus
No.10 photoshop a poppy onto old pic of David Cameron. (h/t @dylanhm) Imagine if Lab had done this to Corbyn pic..?
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SHOCKING: “5 Salads With More Calories Than A Big Mac”… (via @ClickHole)
This is all the news I need today, thank you… [CAUTION: Daily Mail]
Truly amazing photos of London through the fog!
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I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James.
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Desperately hoping that nobody notices that I got dressed in the dark this morning...
How to be middle class step #436. Have a boatload of #herbsandspices stuck to the fridge
[Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.
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Decent day to have Kone in your fantasy team...
I don't see nothing wrong... With a lil' pumpkin grind 🎃
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Jaguar Skills is proper mint at this lark.…
"Tinie Tempah and Giggs sparked rumours about a possible collaboration. @CapitalXTRA" - in a chip shop?!…
BIG NEWS! Our new app update My Capital XTRA is here! Skip songs, take control of the music
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I am gonna have ALL THE BEERS this weekend.
.@CapitalXTRA has reached an all time high with 1.1 million people tuning in every week
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How good were the Sugababes in the early days? More like Sugabaes. AMIRITE?
ATTENTION. I have made a well handy cut out and keep guide to identifying insects for you all £5.
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No way on God's (lol) earth that that was a red card #nufc

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