England v Poland... It's like someone's just shouted 'Next goal wins' #cmonengland
I'm really looking forward to the 13th Oct... But I don't quite know why... #nationalnobraday pic.twitter.com/FtIMcsIlpu
This cat keeps following us... instagram.com/p/fKjTl8RiBx/
This is where I will be for the next two days... instagram.com/p/fKjAcixiBf/
Katy Perry - Roar (lyric video). What it actually means... by Mr Smith #Roar #KatyPerry #Cover #Parody vimeo.com/76034729
In the studio last night with @Tom_MrSmith @Rob_MrSmith @Dirk_MrSmith
. Actually managed to finish something. Rare event in the Smith world!
There is just something so awfully attractive about you.
Can I have your honest opinion...
Does my bum look big in this? #BumdayMonday #exceptitstuesday pic.twitter.com/2yOei7kFMe
Before everyone starts talking about breaking bad, Can you wait until I have caught up, Currently on season 1 episode 3 #hellobreakingbad
I'm not a fan of innuendos but I do try to slip one in occasionally... #bosh
Oh snapchat is strangely addictive.. Rix0n #snapchat
"You want me to get in this box of ice?... No chance mate.." #fuckyou #bullyvictim pic.twitter.com/hySW0sPQDV
Finally, A Product That Lets You Text And Drive! via @HuffPostUK huff.to/1eurwhY
So basically.. Follow my band.. We're a great bunch.. And sometimes we play music too.. @MrSmithMusic #bands
Thursday... I've had enough of you now... Piss off #iwanttheweekend
Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids........I won!
No one's a match for me and my kettle. #jokes
News just in...Cat strokes banana. instagram.com/p/eZai-wRiGc/
I can't remember when I first heard that phrase 'one up the bum, no harm done' but whoever said that owes me a New Guinea Pig!
How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear a word they said? #speakup
I was at a cash machine today and an old lady asked me to check her balance.. So I pushed her... #goodnight #win
I'm just about to sit an exam... Here's a fat man being flexible.. You're welcome. #biglove #exams pic.twitter.com/NzbnCMrdJ5
Sorry about yesterday's photo... Here's a slightly better one... #goodnight #bedtime pic.twitter.com/BGRxdvCvC2
I don't know what's worse.. Looking like you've got you're dick out in public or wearing socks with sandals?! #twat pic.twitter.com/5C12fqyN1N
Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the THING AT THE END OF YOUR BED bite.. #ipreferbedbugs pic.twitter.com/RUsJGjbxmA
Band practice is gonna be interesting tonight.. We're actually going to be playing instruments! #rusty @MrSmithMusic
.. Everyone on twitter, I copied and pasted a joke on Sickepedia and put it in a tweet.. Hope you don't mind.
Kevin Webster cleared on all counts.
It's the guy who's had his car stuck up on the ramps for the last 6 months I feel sorry for #corrie
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call #sorrymum
Tokyo is to host the 2020 Olympics. It's gonna be incredible. What with all the super humans created by Fukushima. #MutantAndProud
Looks like we're about to upset one of our fans. He REALLY likes this song! Ooops. pic.twitter.com/2JdaL1GDAX
Ok Cover decided on, going to try it out with the band tonight. If it works, could be quite popular. Saying nothing, incase it doesn't tho!
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection, again #SuicideAwarenessDay
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died #JustSaying
Google maps really needs to start their directions on number 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my street.
The latest signing to my @fantasyleague
..I think he'll rule it in the premier league!
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. #truthhurts