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Apples CEO Tim Cook has announced he is gay, Samsung's CEO is expected to announce tomorrow that is wayyyy gayerrr! #apple
Obviously it's a sad story, but why do @itvnews feel the need to repeat the same sentence five times?! #newsnight
If Monday had a face, I would punch it! #monday
I'm not sure I like the threatening nature of my new local Tesco store :-/ #shop #whatdidido
That little bellend Aladdin seriously needs to get in the gym and sort out his horrendous love handles #BoysThatLift
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Kermit's new image is very interesting.. What A #muppet
Really miss playing football with the lads back in UK. Top banter & gave their all 👌@highdownroverss@hoover1301799@Rob_MrSmithh ⚽️#TheBestt
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Massive congratulations to friends @BenjiTalent and Mike Kerr, Number 1 in the album charts! #royalblood @royalblooduk
So that's what cloud 9 looks like! #cloud9
#starbucks in #Southampton wins best service ever award... Shame the coffee is realllyyyy average :-/ #starbucksproblems
Don't do your shoelaces up in Paris, it makes girls cry! #strange
Have you ever seen a flamingo riding a dog?... You're welcome #flamingo #dog #AnimalLovers
I'm 28 and I'm going to my first ever music festival today! Madness. Who are coincidentally playing there today. #sziget2014 #szigetfestival
Budapest.. What's in store tonight? #stagdo #bestman
Police have removed a load of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard, let's hope it's just child porn and not any new music #cliff
So I'm going to Budapest on Thursday for 3 nights.. Tell me where to go, what to do, who to see, what to go and stuff. #boysontour #budapest
Sad to hear Robin Williams is dead :( RIP
Research shows 5 out of 6 children enjoy sack racing
I found a Sweet potato shaped like a penis and balls... #vegetarianproblems
In Brighton during gay pride and I bump into this legend.. #thoushallnotpass #gandalf #hobbit
Police find photos on Miss Piggy's computer #kermitthefrog #muppetporn
ITS FRIDAY. Here's a stingray who knows what it really means... #stingray #friday
I'm so proud of my girlfriend, she's worked so hard for her hourglass figure #model #shedoeshaveaweirdshapedcarthough
One is a hideous slimy disgusting looking creature, the other ones a Caterpillar. #jokes #Beauty #bum
RETWEET & FOLLOW for your chance to win a Hoylake Staff Bag signed by three-time Open champ, @garyplayer:
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Final push to 2000! RT/Follow/mention to enter now to have a chance of winning this SIGNED @RickieFowlerPGA cap.
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So I bumped into @SebastianCoates @LucasLeiva87 and @Phil_Coutinho last night, great guys! They also promised to follow me back :) #lfc
#Liverpool where shall we go tonight?!
Very excited to be heading to Liverpool for #TheOpen ⛳️ tomorrow Hope the weather holds! ☔️⚡️ @Rob_MrSmith @shakeadelicbar @EditorsKeys 🍻🍺
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Girls, this works best when there's a guy present, he'll appreciate it #happy #bum
So @Tom_MrSmith and I are going to Liverpool this weekend. Best places to go...? #liverpool #theopen
I had the weirdest dream last night, Brazil suffered an embarrassing 7-1 loss in the World Cup semi finals.. Felt so real #WorldCup2014
I think I'm getting more enjoyment playing 'where's David Luiz' #awful #defender #WorldCup2014
I'd like to congratulate Germany on winning the World Cup! #WorldCup2014
Without Neymar they're nothing #WorldCup2014 #BrasilvsGermany
I held the door open for a clown today, I thought that was a nice jester
Also.. The bouncers are doing a great job.. #bournemouth #smokin'aces