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Ricky Eavis
the only thing I'm gonna be milking is your wife's nipples πŸ„@RickyEaviss
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β€œ@david_dj85: @RickyEavis I'm jacking”. Heard that a few times, u no you love me
β€œ@Laurie_Mci: Happy birthday to my fat best mate @RickyEavis and I hope you have a shit fucking day. πŸŽˆπŸŽ‰#cuntun@Laurie_MciMci JELOUS OF ME ah
β€œ@Laurie_Mci: I think I need my bed. #hammed” GAY
β€œ@lukecraven04: The Great Gatsby is actually such a good film” class Leonardo never fails to deliver #Legend
Fuck fuck fuck opens car boot in tesco's car park dropped massive tub of paint everywhere JOY
Sienna miller forgot how sexy she is
The moment when you realise there's no toilet paper
Fucking hanging tho
Nothing like a good old Sunday
Hate people who always feel like they have to have an opinion on every thing no 1 cares what you think
What a load of bollocks
Love Indian food but the next day not so much
Watching dragons den Duncan valentine is a legend no wonder he's rich
Feel like a sack of shit
Watching transformers on C4 Megan Fox #SoHot
Oh shit I've overslept late for another day in the office
Rain not good. Cinema with the kids for despicable me 2 #minion
Just had the longest day of my life come home put the telly on and thunder storm has knocked my sky out FML
My special little guy got to play in a fire engine @IamSmees pic.twitter.com/wRld707IyT
My week bad to worse bollocks
Rain rain and more rain loving it
KFC has defiantly lost its touch #Dissapointed
Can't stand people that shit stir
People will judge you no matter what you do, so you might as well do what you want.
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Watched a film with the worst ending ever Arbitrage, not feeling it
On a plus note its Friday
Wheel fell off my truck fucked my hole week deep joy
Hate it, tiered, cant sleep, to hot, bollocks
Just been locked out with no phone and no fuel joy good think my little pal @Laurie_Mci old man sorted burgers and beer #Legend
When life gives you lemonade, add vodka.
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You no you've put on to much weight when you get out of breath doing your shoe laces up #badtimes
Nearly died on a roof today love my life good thing my little mate @Laurie_Mci was there to give me shit advice
I am sooo hot I need a pillow that doesn't get hot
Off to work far too hot for scaffolding, at least I I got my little pal @Laurie_Mci to keep me company
Had a great day BBQ in the sun, just got in to bed wife lets a fart go killed it #grim
I think I've broke my sky box FUCK
Just been on waltzer nearly chunderd but my 4 year old handled it like a man
Just burnt my fat little belly, fat spitting frying pan not good