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@TweetinRealShxt Reach 1k followers.!.!.!
Making weird faces in the mirror before showering...
When your talking to someone which eye do you look at? It's weird
Huge s/o to
@MyriamGuenem69 go follow her, she follows back
#gofollow #teamfollowback #tfb Massive s/o to my bro @RealMADE_Tahj go follow him
#asap,
#follow4follow #TEAMFOLLOWBACK #tfb #tbs, follow!!
Always rains on my birthday -.-
Who wants to get a bunch of nerf guns and shoot them at elderly people this weekend
When your dad tells you that you have 60 minutes to box up your cats... Uhm. You ain't taking them anywhere. Sorry?
Instagram - Rickington_ I follow back :D
S/o to My boy
@FlyingRaijin_ go follow him
#TEAMFOLLOWBACK S/o to
@maddiedavies469, she automatically follows back
#TEAMFOLLOWBACK Massive s/o to
@courtsmea, go follow her
#TEAMFOLLOWBACK #TFB Huge s/o to my girl
@chloee980, go follow her for an auto follow back
#TEAMFOLLOWBACK Big, big s/o to my boy @_itsTheRealT go follow him
#TEAMFOLLOWBACK #tfn i wanna play sims, but it makes my computer go really slow afterwards. so idk
Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say
If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries
Short girls are the best girls
I'm allergic to haters. Side Affects: May cause me to slap a bitch
I really need to learn the difference between being hungry and being bored
Bitch, you're 12. You should be losing teeth, not your virginity
People change, memories don't..
Every teacher before drawing something: "I'm not an artist."
Normal people laugh: Hehe *cute smile*... Me laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHA *claps hands like retarded seal"
Bitch, I wasn't insulting you... I was describing you
Keep your head high... And your middle finger higher
I don't understand why some snacks are "fun-sized", there's really nothing "fun" about having a smaller portion of food
Funny Tweets @ItsFunnyLife9h My phone always rings way longer when I'm ignoring a call.
Person is typing.. Person is typing.. Person is typing.. Person is typing.. Person is typing.. Person is typing.. Person says: hi YOU BITCH!
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left? Me: 10
I gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
Friend: lol. *end of conversation*
It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
old saying: think before you speak. new saying: Google before you post
Everybody go look at the moon right now. I'm looking at the moon too.... Now we're like bestfriends and shit
Only someone truly awesome would dare to RT this with their pinky toe
Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon. Neil A. backwards is Alien. Mind fucked ._.
Can we talk about the word queue?? How many of those letters are really necessary?? I count one
Have you ever walked into a room and forgot why you went in there? Well, that's how I lost my job as a firefighter
I put Jesus as my background pic & now my phone never dies :D Yup, He's my screen-savior
My dad needed super glue so I gave him normal glue but with a little cape on it
hush little laptop dont you cry. daddy's gonna find you some more wifi
its not what you know, its who you know