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Come along to Comedy Corner, The Brewhouse, King St Wharf, Thursday 8pm for my funnies facebook.com/events/1791782…
Oh no, the new Georgie Pie pies don't have MSG! That was my favourite thing about them, the taste.
Lying in bed, working, listening to Cypress Hill.
Thank Thor it's Thursday
All facts are made up, even this one.
If you chose an Indian name, what would it be? I'd be Rajeev.
Does anyone actually use life coaching?
@richardlindesay one of the reasons that the PC terms are Penboard and Chalkboard. I guess we also need to use the term "pens of colour"
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Is a whiteboard a group of racists who run a company?
How to make something sound dodgy, just add "gentleman's" before it.
Is there rugby on in Sydney or something, as I hear many idiots yelling idiotically
Finally ready to give away my recipe for teaspresso pic.twitter.com/Lg60CiE01y
Want to read news without getting depression? Check out The UnAustralian, news with jokes. lnkd.in/8a4_7h
The (Un) Australian: He's not the Messiah just a naughty nerd! - theunaustralian: Former IT specialist Alan... tmblr.co/ZJ67TtmEZ06E
Great new site "The UnAustralian", news with jokes. theunaustralian.tumblr.com
Decided to become ambidextrous.
Today's evil deed - not making room on the train.
Nerds, Words, and a Clipboard. Intelligent comedy at Sydney Fringe 2013. nerdswordsandaclipboard.com pic.twitter.com/V1HHs93AfE
The Nerd who thinks he's Jesus. My latest "news" article on TheUnAustralian theunaustralian.tumblr.com/post/516788407…
I've been sitting on my foot, and now I have comatose.
Why has the word monosyllabic got so many syllables? That's what I like, a word with built in irony.
Monsanto Corp noticed the marches yesterday and are closing down. A result for mob mentality and half truths.
Getting the Sydney Fringe show "Nerds, Words, and a Clipboard" together 2013.sydneyfringe.com/event/comedy/n… #sydneycomedy
Huh, that's cool. Got to the final of the Ranch Hotel comedy competition. Great night.
My observations about starting out in stand up comedy and parallels to my experience in business. richardlindesayblog.com/2013/05/my-com…
Nerds, Words, and a Clipboard - Got a venue for my Sydney Fringe show “Nerds, Words, and a Clipboard”.  More... tmblr.co/ZJ67Ttlde75g
Coffee addiction: Do people consume too much caffeine or not enough waffles? theunaustralian.tumblr.com/post/511275381…
Check this out we locked some Comics in a room together with a newspaper. New articles released hourly. theunaustralian.tumblr.com
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I think 'Grammar Nazi' is a pretty harsh term for someone who's into the rules of language, I prefer calling them a 'Punctuation Mark'
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I will be comedying at the lovely oatley hotel tonight with rash and pete meisel,old school at its best,good pizzas as well.
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Joke challenge - Give me two words and I'll write a joke.
Do you reckon Princess Kate's baby will get much media coverage?
Tonight's show starts at 8pm MC is @MrABarnett, from 7 to 8 pm before the show is a free Comedy Workshop. Lybrary hotel (87 Abercombie st)
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Manly is global #TT - must be because Jason 'Rash' Ryder, Peter Meisel and the legendary Micko @mickmeredith are playing the Boatie tonight!
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Remember, Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.
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So how old does a child have to be before people are allowed to point out that they're ugly?
I would love to be a musical comedian, but I only play the recorder and that would be rubbish...
I like my coffee like I like my women. From Columbia.
They say blood is thicker than water. Unless you're anaemic.
if romania doesn't win this... it will just prove that audience voting is balls in any comp. the general public are not to be trusted.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY EYES AND EARS AND CROTCH #Romania #SBSEurovision
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In Australia, more iPhones sold this year than children born. Yeah that's because iPhones are better.