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Richard Hammond
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Due on @BBCRadio2 8:10 today to talk about recent TG kerfuffle. Chris is promising to get all Paxman on me. I should've worn a suit.
Before I go, time to change my picture thingy. Here goes.....
Last was about my bro's books. They're scary. Properly researched and brilliant for it. Become a ghost hunter on the CRYPT website. Bk5: Guardians' Reckoning out Sept 25.
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The Landrover's coming on. Nearly there.
Morning. Love Autumn. Spring is too commercial, summer disappointing and winter never good. Only autumn is beautiful
This is Blea. What you can't see is that today, she's wearing her new scent: Eau Du Fox Crap. Burns the eyes
@RayGilliesJones: Richard! Stop wrestling with the sodding donkey and put some proper trousers on” Good shot sir. Thank you.
Back from family hols. Missed my donkey. And you, of course
You absolutely must see this guy. Guy Pardillos. Properly amazing sleight of hand stuff. Or actual magic.
@petielachance: if there hasn't been a dissertation on effect of Topgear on modern vehicle design, there should be.” Ha! love this. Effect!
This is Big Jeff - car not bloke - our perfect holiday transport. Apart from he's broken right now. Fixing.
Okay, this is ridiculous, Clarkson's completely buffered up his plug for James' thing, so I'm going to do it properly: He will be on BBC2 at
Sienna to Rome in a Stingray. Heaven.
#OnTheRoad by @RichardHammond is out soon in paperback. Share your journey story with us to be published on the site!
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@The_Little_500: how's Oliver? Is he still going strong?” He's well thanks, though not sure he ever went 'strong'!
Taking daughter to work tomorrow. Erm, should I be nervous? Might suss that dad does a stupid job.
Mindy (wife) not remotely impressed with nostril hair.... Wish I hadn't kept it now. Ageing even trickier than I thought
Just plucked a hair from my nostril. 30cm long and hooked to my ankle. Weeping. Not just pain; getting old. Nobody warns you.
Amazing what a spot of sun brings out ... after a bit of persuasion
Haven't been on here for a bit, so here's a pic of a very pretty Landrover this morning.
This morning we have discovered 'going downhill'. Tricky, but got it. Tomorrow: 'up'
I've got home to a new friend. Meet Bleaberry; she even looks small next to me.
Seems they've found a most cost effective way of transporting us to work. Quite comfortable, on short journeys
This is in Czech cos we're in Prague: Zúčastněte se @TopGearLive show, prosím, aniž byste se dotkli mých rukou, pokud to bude možné.
And more - I am pretty much Italian. Venite allo show @TopGearLive la prossima settimana dove sembrerò oramai una vecchio scarpone spero!
....and here's my first Italian tweet. Non vedo l’ora di venire in Italia e attaccare meloni ai miei capelli. See. Easy.
Clarkson's claims to be bilingual are as idiotic as his face. I shall now be tweeting in proper Italian about our forthcoming live show.
Happy Father's day to Dads everywhere. Best job in the world.
I've lived thru 43 summers. Still find myself saying, 'wow, it's light at 10pm' Does novelty ever wear off?
Another beautiful, hot day. But don't worry, the pollen count is terrifying and there's always skin cancer. Thankyou breakfast TV
Played in this today. I love Model Ts. Came home and went straight out in GT3. Contrast is all in life.
Shocked and very sad. “@BBCBreaking: British comedian and actor Rik Mayall has died, his manager says
Sitting with a beer whilst youngest daughter plays piano for me. Impossible for a man to be happier.
Hellooooo, guess who's back. Home 24hrs, no fire. Glad they caught fire anyway, gives it an air of danger.
Remember to listen to @BBCRadio2's @achrisevans tomorrow from 6.30am to find out the winners of 2014 #500Words competition. V exciting.
Spectacular. Dog has simply detonated in kitchen. Resisting huge temptation to post pic, but Hammond household declining brekkers this AM.
Lake District delivered this weekend. Always does. But this walking pole thing? Sharing fells with giant crane flies
Filming in Lake District today - v happy boy. Better still: back this weekend on holiday on BIKES. Beyond happy
Well helloooo gorgeous, sunny morning. How you doin'? Run. Breakfast. Work stuff Chaaaaaarge!!
The 2 dancers with Alesha Dixon getting the kids dancing on stage at #sunshineconcert for @RaysofSunshine amazing work guys. Proper.
I 2nd May's comment re Clarkson. I can list a million things wrong with him, but he is absolutely not racist. An idiot, yes.
Just found daughter cancelled Fargo recording to save 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'. Household now quite frosty.
@danishyunus1: Have you gotten your 911 GT3 back yet?” Aaaaaaarrrggh. Nope. Better get on with fixing the landie.
@wasinthenavy: @RichardHammond 80 or 86 inch?” He's talking about the Landrover chassis, to be clear. 86 is the answer.
Tonight I shall mostly be working on this with my mate Dan. Might also drink beer and eat curry. A bit.
I've decided Springfield airport, Missouri, is the nicest in the world and all my future flights must start from here. Fact