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Richard Hammond
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You absolutely must see this guy. Guy Pardillos. Properly amazing sleight of hand stuff. Or actual magic.
@petielachance: if there hasn't been a dissertation on effect of Topgear on modern vehicle design, there should be.” Ha! love this. Effect!
This is Big Jeff - car not bloke - our perfect holiday transport. Apart from he's broken right now. Fixing.
Okay, this is ridiculous, Clarkson's completely buffered up his plug for James' thing, so I'm going to do it properly: He will be on BBC2 at
Sienna to Rome in a Stingray. Heaven.
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@The_Little_500: how's Oliver? Is he still going strong?” He's well thanks, though not sure he ever went 'strong'!
Taking daughter to work tomorrow. Erm, should I be nervous? Might suss that dad does a stupid job.
Mindy (wife) not remotely impressed with nostril hair.... Wish I hadn't kept it now. Ageing even trickier than I thought
Just plucked a hair from my nostril. 30cm long and hooked to my ankle. Weeping. Not just pain; getting old. Nobody warns you.
Amazing what a spot of sun brings out ... after a bit of persuasion
Haven't been on here for a bit, so here's a pic of a very pretty Landrover this morning.
This morning we have discovered 'going downhill'. Tricky, but got it. Tomorrow: 'up'
I've got home to a new friend. Meet Bleaberry; she even looks small next to me.
Seems they've found a most cost effective way of transporting us to work. Quite comfortable, on short journeys
This is in Czech cos we're in Prague: Zúčastněte se @TopGearLive show, prosím, aniž byste se dotkli mých rukou, pokud to bude možné.
And more - I am pretty much Italian. Venite allo show @TopGearLive la prossima settimana dove sembrerò oramai una vecchio scarpone spero!
....and here's my first Italian tweet. Non vedo l’ora di venire in Italia e attaccare meloni ai miei capelli. See. Easy.
Clarkson's claims to be bilingual are as idiotic as his face. I shall now be tweeting in proper Italian about our forthcoming live show.
Happy Father's day to Dads everywhere. Best job in the world.
I've lived thru 43 summers. Still find myself saying, 'wow, it's light at 10pm' Does novelty ever wear off?
Another beautiful, hot day. But don't worry, the pollen count is terrifying and there's always skin cancer. Thankyou breakfast TV