Twitter, question for you, what is wedding soup?
Cos I'm shuddering to think.
Our old, old dog is trying to learn a new trick on its phone. Not gonna work.
Am superstitious about only one thing, apart from magpies, and it's this: Going to die, you can do the paperwork.
What was Jeremy thinking?
What was I thinking?
What was James' Mum thinking?
Puppy news: first trip to vet today. All functioning perfectly.
....and permission granted me to take new car out.
yes yes, new pups all fine thanks, but I find myself distracted by another new arrival:
Weekend brings happier news from Hammond menagerie. Born 3:00AM. No, I wasn't present but wife n daughter were.
Oh. Knew it was coming, but still felt too sudden tonight. Crusoe, with us for 15yrs and will be missed. RIP girl
Sad to say goodbye to this today. But not too sad: new toy arrives next week. Not expecting a wave of sympathy
I am beyond proud.
Unlike m'colleague, our shoot this week never put my life in danger. But it was bloody unusual.
Ok, this is just getting weird now. I'm off to work.
Confusion deepens in Hammond household. We're going to need a referee.
Yes, that's a dog, a new born lamb and an Aga. They're all in our kitchen and confusion reigns.
This wasn't supposed to look like this by the end of the day. But it did and by God are we pleased.
No really, it's gone. And I'm sure it was there yesterday.
Er, where's London gone? Only put it down last night and some bugger's nicked it.
This is gonna be good. Really good.
Oh no, after a day's work like that I discover the bar is the other way. Hellfire. It's too much.
1) this is a real thing
2) our producer buys them for his dog
Ok. Enough lambing. Home time. She's driving. Just need to switch the ewes off.
Proof sheep are thick.
They're not scared of their midwives: Izzy and Me.
On the plus side, she was born safe and well.
On the downside, I've slipped another peg down the pecking order
Love the PDK in 991 GT3; perfect for the car. You can still get your old-school manual thrills in old-school cars.