Old lady, rather confused. Not seen for three days.
If you see him, tell him he's due in the office.
It's time you got involved. If you write, film or present motoring stories, get them seen
Yeah, I'm small. So?
Sunday. Yup. Happy F... Whatever
Many flies joined me on my commute today. Head got heavy and it went dark early.
Oh no, finished with Oliver, now on to the big stuff: Landrover time. Help!
Eldest girl has mastered auto; today we learn clutch and manual. Oh god. Poor Oliver...
Will do. I shall go.......to the pub
Quick, it's flowering.
And it's hideous.
Rush hour's started early, I better hit the road or I'll be late for work
Twitter, question for you, what is wedding soup?
Cos I'm shuddering to think.
Our old, old dog is trying to learn a new trick on its phone. Not gonna work.
Am superstitious about only one thing, apart from magpies, and it's this: Going to die, you can do the paperwork.
What was Jeremy thinking?
What was I thinking?
What was James' Mum thinking?
Puppy news: first trip to vet today. All functioning perfectly.
....and permission granted me to take new car out.
yes yes, new pups all fine thanks, but I find myself distracted by another new arrival:
Weekend brings happier news from Hammond menagerie. Born 3:00AM. No, I wasn't present but wife n daughter were.
Oh. Knew it was coming, but still felt too sudden tonight. Crusoe, with us for 15yrs and will be missed. RIP girl
Sad to say goodbye to this today. But not too sad: new toy arrives next week. Not expecting a wave of sympathy
I am beyond proud.
Unlike m'colleague, our shoot this week never put my life in danger. But it was bloody unusual.
Ok, this is just getting weird now. I'm off to work.
Confusion deepens in Hammond household. We're going to need a referee.
Yes, that's a dog, a new born lamb and an Aga. They're all in our kitchen and confusion reigns.