AFTER 16 YEARS I FINALLY MANAGED TO THROW FOOD INTO THE AIR AND CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH
"it's like where's wally - spot the ginger"
dont speak to me or my son ever again
craving pombears so much that i dreamt about them last night X
anastasia putting stuff in the wrong gc makes my day😭😂
so weak i actually couldnt rip the bus ticket out of the lil machine😭😂 driver had to stop and do it for me oh god
would be much happier if i slept through all weather above 15°c tbh who even needs the sun
avocado on pizza is good in case you were wondering
trying to take a picture of the bruises on my leg but my neighbour came out oh god😭
me: overpacks for a weekend of revision
the thrilling saga
almost said merci to the bus driver instead of thankyou X
fun fact: if you think a bus is going to drive past you, dont scream 'OH MY GOD' and wave because people really dont like that
im wearing a skirt?? who am i what is this
hi hello sofa by ed sheeran is a really great song i love it thanks
my friends are so lucky to recieve quality snaps like this twitter.com/AnaAmazingStay…
sounds about right
just seen the notebook for the first time am a little bit shook
speaking and listening 🙃h
nothing better than buying someone a box of chocolates for their birthday and then eating them all instead amirite @AnaAmazingStayC
buzzing for sleep tbh ive missed my bed
"rhoslyn youre adopted"
rhys you look the same as me what are you on about
a photographer took pictures of people before and after she called them beautiful
why are people from nowhere near london marking themselves safe on facebook? nobody ever doubted that you werent safe??
im sorry its really not the greatest time to say this but im so happy mcdonalds monopoly is back
me: yeah i dont really eat meat that much anymore
also me: really want a sausage roll and 20 nuggets
if i send a really good snapchat it goes to two gcs and anastasia but shes also in the gcs so she gets the snap three times how blessed lmao
wish i suited yellow lmao but i feel like the sun from the tellytubbies
the important things
"what's eurovision? is that the lottery?"
no that's euromillions x
bit sad that the best part of my day was getting vegetarian food from a different supermarket😂
tiredness is not good for me x
CATS DONT MEOW TO EACH OTHER????
waiting for someone to come online just so i can send them a cat video😭
sorry anastasia for ignoring your tweet advice xx
wait so youre not meant to drain noodles before eating them?? thankyou 25 minute ramen tasting video for helping me to realise X
not sure if i can smell burning or bbq sauce
behind the scenes
what even is football though sometimes you dont even use your feet
life hack - dont get bonding and bondage mixed up (like anastasia)
had a special guest at brownies tonight...
the great thing about not having much food in the house is that i end up eating healthy shit like celery instead
buzzing to leave school, (not so) slowly going off so many people atm
aka how lighting can make me go from pale to nearly not pale in like 2 seconds
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god twitter.com/TabbyTeas/stat…
only reason im excited to leave school is so i have an excuse to buy a shitload of new stationary