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Rhonda Rhea
There just are NOT enough kisses. Never enough for this baby. instagram.com/p/6n3D3Jiabo/
Sometimes people are like biscuit dough. The more you try to 'handle' them the tougher they I'm not qualified to do a baking metaphor stop
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If someone's acting very upset with me I tell them they're likely dehydrated. That way while they're getting a drink of water I can run away
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1990-1999 The 90s 2000-2009 The Supra90s 2010-2019 When Everyone Pretended The 90s Never Happened
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Kudos to whoever thought to use pants-putting-on technique to prove relatability and actually somehow made that work.
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"Wait, now *why* are you handing me gummy vitamins and taking a first day of school pic? " Hey just… instagram.com/p/6huZXyCaW5/
Every time I get the hiccups, part of me fears they will never end and begins to make plans for a bleak future.
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Writing like maniacs today-- @KaleyFaithRhea and me. OK actually we do everything like maniacs. Every day. But still. #Writing
As we ask HIm to fill us, any other thing we ever craved makes so much less since. @RhondaRhea
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Had a dream of Thor doing a karaoke version of Peter, Paul, and Mary's "If I Had a Hammer" & even dream me thought it was a bit on the nose.
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All the vowels lined up behind the Q in "Queue" wondering what in the world they're doing there. #metaEnglish
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What? My mom was trying to teach me to be an *encourager*? I thought she said *incorrigible*. Wait this explains a lot. #enunciation
I never see a restaurant eating challenge for salads. Also I never see anyone eat a normal restaurant salad without losing interest halfway.
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From the sun's rising, to it's setting - the Lord be praised, He is worthy of our worship...
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Somebody was telling me the other day that I should work harder at remembering the things that something, something, something. #Iforget
Leading Hearts Summer Issue - Ministry Detours! conta.cc/1UqNe96
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If I heard the idea for Velcro occurred while someone was throwing paper shreds at someone else's curly hair, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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#Surrender problems? "God is willing to work it in you" - Andrew Murray, "Absolute Surrender" (See Phil. 2:13) @heartchoices
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For me, every selfie I take is less a self portrait and more a visual representation of how leaving a voice message feels.
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"Like author's pen, the dead ascend The last word has been said That sting unstung, the bell has rung The dead are now undead" #endtimes
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Are you a happy mom? Take the quiz and find out! fb.me/4jD8R57xb
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I'm not sure...but I think this fortune cookie is calling homely. # charmandpersonality #youllneeditwiththatface
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The healthier a protein bar, the more distinct the flavor of house dust. #ijustateadirtclod
There's a lot wrong with the world. But at least the #IceBreakersMints' Share side is big & its NotToShare side is small again. #backontrack
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"All the words with i's in them are selfish, terrible words," Team was led to believe his entire life.
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Went to put my contacts in today & found the right 1 shorn in 2. Regardless of who/what is responsible, I can't look at people the same way.
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Laundry instruction hieroglyphs--gotta wash this shirt inside the royal crown of Denmark & dry it in a crop circle.
His #GRACE! 1 minute of thinking about just that! youtube.com/watch?v=TPqrCt…
4 seconds. That’s the amount of time between rock-hard avocado and turning-black avocado. #ImKindOfAGoldilocks
“True revival is that divine moment when God bursts on the scene and displays His glory.” — Del Fehsenfeld Jr.
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5 practical tips to find a working symmetry in family and ministry life from @tishhedger on the blog today: buff.ly/1KUrePw
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"We should get our sails up so if the winds of the Spirit began to blow, we'll be ready for a fresh filling! Vance Pitman #send2015
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You never lose by giving it all to Jesus.
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At God’s command, light crashes through utter darkness, bursting forth as conqueror.
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Jesus never hurried or panicked. The tyranny of the urgent did not affect his day. #ASuddenGlory buff.ly/1QUd6vF
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"As I started to praise God, He gave me a soft heart." @BeckyHarling on @MyFaithRadio #PowerofPraise
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"People will hurt you, God will heal you. People will humiliate you, God will magnify you. People will judge you, God will justify you."
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If your villain seems to know he/she is The Villain, you may want to take a little trip back to the ol' drawing board. #amwriting #fiction
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When people tell me to be careful what I wish for I tell them wishes aren't real. Then feel a bit bad as I watch the light die in their eyes
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“If I am something, then God is not everything; but when I become nothing, God can become all, and the... fb.me/7BaH1Wpjr
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