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Mark Felter
The invisible man marries the the invisible woman. The kids are nothing to look at. #badjokefriday
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. Happy Easter!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh #badjokefriday
A man walks in to a bar with a slab asphalt under his arm and says: Beer please and one for the road. #badjokefriday
Satan’s plan: sacrifice your youth to folly, adulthood to lust and rage, senior years to bitterness & envy, never experience abundant life
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A dyslexic man walks in to a bra.. . #badjokefriday
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love & got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was great. #badjokefriday
Help make it happen for Rocketbook: Cloud-Integrated Microwavable Notebook… #indiegogo via @Indiegogo
beat 3 personal bests for #Walking (4.62mi / 2h 6m 45s) view (via sportstracklive)
started #Walking watch live (via sportstracklive)
The incessant need that Christians have to be seen as cool and relevant must die. #faithworks
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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. #badjokefriday
beat 2 personal bests for #Walking (2.93mi / 1h 14m 53s) view (via sportstracklive)
started #Walking watch live (via sportstracklive)
A mom & dad, & baby tomato were walking. The baby tomato fell behind. The dad tomato turned & squashed him saying, "Ketchup" #badjokefriday
Some people come across as not very smart. #justsaying
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. You can roast beef, but you can't pea soup! #badjokefriday
Boy-Can i tell you something? Girl-Yes Boy-I Love U Girl-Really! I can't believe it! Boy-Yes, it is my favourite vowel #badjokefriday
3:45am and off to work. #needmoresleep
2:40am and heading back to work. #tired
It's only Tuesday and I already have 40 hours of work in for the week. #averylongweek
29 hours of work in the last 2 days and now it's 3:30am which mean #herewegoagain
Worked from 4am to 7pm. Dead tired. Need to be back here in 8 hours. #notfun
Come visit us at our new Ministry Center until 8pm tonight! 7200 NE 41st St. Suite 203 Vancouver, WA 98662. #wehavecookies
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At any given time, the urge to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away, a whim away... #badjokefriday
Just watched a young single mother have her car repossessed. Really wish I could help. #LordFindaWay
beat 11 personal bests for #Walking (4.16mi / 1h 31m 32s) view (via sportstracklive)
started #Walking watch live (via sportstracklive)
Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. #badjokefriday
I'm getting paid for taking pictures of my receipts with @ReceiptHog & you should too! Earn more w/ my code:pond9647
In philosophy the opposite of truth is error, in the bible the opposite of truth is a lie. #kessidchurch
Last night, I wasn't sure were the sun went. Then it dawned on me. #badjokefriday
Jesus is the only one, true, & faithful hope I can hold onto in this life.
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... Then it just becomes a soap opera. #BadJokeFriday
Opposition is not ALWAYS a call to battle for the individual. Thank God for friends that are loving enough to speak their mind. Reflect on.
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I'll try not to over share but I make no promises. #GoDucks #OREvsOSU
'If you are not overwhelmed by Christ's request then clearly you don't fully understand it’s meaning'
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Jesus Christ came to overwhelm our own death bringing sin with His overwhelming life bringing Love @kessidchurch #Kessid
God doesn't need our good works, but our community sure does. #cccGreater @danielfusco
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent. #badjokefriday
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar…followed by Batman. #badjokefriday Take a moment and think about it
Proud of the Oregon Ducks! #quackattack #GoDucks