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Mark Felter
Been years since I've been sick. 102.1 fever, chills, and generally feel like dog do do. #notlikingthis
What is a zebra?A. 26 sizes larger than an A bra #badjokefriday
Sometimes it's really hard being a bears fan. #Bears
I just entered to win my choice of 5 top notch Android phones. You should enter too...… via @StackSocial
Time to go for a hike. Need to burn off a few calories before I consume about 10,000 calories.
I am thankful for friendships, family, food, time off, and so many things but I'm amazed at God's love. #HappyThanksgiving
So that's what it feels like to get 8 hours of sleep. #Thankful
Grocery shopping the day before thanksgiving. #mistakesImake
3:30am and off to work i go.
Traffic was so bad I decided to stop and have dinner. Now an hour later traffic is worse. #pdxtraffic
If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K9P #badjokefriday
I just supported Peter Deyneka Russian Ministries Inc by shopping @amazonsmile. #YouShopAmazonGives…
No one likes to preach about sin anymore. Maybe that's why there it's so much of it. -Danny Clinton
I love watching the saints of God take the step of baptism. #tearsofthankfulness
"I am certain that I never did grow in grace one-half so much anywhere as I have upon the bed of pain." ~ Charles Spurgeon
Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out. #badjokefriday
See the first snow flakes coming down #portlandsnow
1st service is underway. If you are looking for a church in the Vancouver WA. area check out our 11:00 service.
A text out context is a pretext.
Let the weekend begin!
Did you hear about the dentist who became a brain surgeon? His drill slipped. #badjokefriday
Time to vote. If you are able to vote you should make your voice heard.
“It is not happy people who are thankful; it is thankful people who are happy”
I killed a vampire on Halloween this year... or a kid. Either way, the wooden stake worked. #badjokefriday
Really like the new Motorola Turbo #turbocharged
You gotta love Baseball!!!
Small-ball gets the job done as we see in World Series. Seemingly small acts of love can effectively bring a world devoid of hope, to Hope.
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4giveness is MUCH DEEPER than a feeling but choice I have to make over & over again when the pain from what was done hits me out of nowhere.
Haven't carved a pumpkin since I was a kid. Thanks Amy and Heather.
When there are 27 checkout lines & only 3 are open with lines 10 people deep in each. It tells me the customer Doesn't matter. #hateshopping
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. #badjokefriday Thanks CD for this one
Sin should never surprise us, but it should constantly horrify us.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I hope I don't have a single bit of talent left & say "I used everything you gave me."
If a Catholic church is traveling at the speed of light, does it still have mass? #BadJokeFriday.
I can't poke fun at people agonizing over world events. We are in this together & I know where there is Hope. He will not leave u hi & dry.
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The power of words can make our heart beat fast or take the air out of our lungs. But there is still a power greater than words. #TheWord
Finished a great book. "Seeking Allah, Finding Jesus: A Devout Muslim Encounters Christianity" by Nabeel Qureshi #SeekingAllahFindingJesus
Do you know what you call a hundred rabbits walking backwards?A. A receding hare line.#badjokefriday
The Bible Will Keep You From Sin or Sin Will Keep You From Your Bible.
Holiness has never been the driving force of the majority. It's, however, mandatory for any1 who wants 2 enter the kingdom. Elisabeth Elliot
I went to a bookstore & asked the clerk, Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. #badjokefriday
Simple, beautiful & ad-free. Read the manifesto:
What is the thinnest book in the world? A: What Men Know About Women. #badjokefriday
"The God who has been sufficient until now can be trusted to the end." —C.H. Spurgeon, via @challies
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If there is no life in your life then you might want to reevaluate your life. Danny Joe Clinton #kessidchurch
Two seagulls are flying over the Kentucky Derby.The first one says, Im gonna put everything Ive got on Number Seven. #badjokefriday