*eats a million more frozen strawberries*
No work today = eating chicken quesadillas and listening to ABBA all day as I get summer work done. (Living on the edge)
She cracks me up dude I love her (hoping we're talking about the same person lol) twitter.com/pat_myhiney/st…
Having a black guy play the Human Torch in the new F4 movie is cool and all, but Sue (his sister) is white still 👀
Idk why I'm laughing so hard
Strangers can become best friends just as easy as best friends can become strangers.
Shout out to all ya'll. 🎉🎉7nf
SOS I've been sitting in this pedicure chair for 2 hours and now the water is cold
Y is my instagram being wonky
Hold me deep beneath your waves
Everyone will make mistakes, and I know I have
Without the sour the sweet wouldn't taste
When your feeling low , lower than the floor. And you feel like you ain't got a chance
The older I get, the more articulate I am at whining🌻
Well to answer your question, we bake cookies in a microwave and sing karaoke on the loud speaker.
Have you ever wondered what lifeguards do while the pool is closed an hour before a splash party???
a telemarketer jUST HUNG UP ON ME.
Hmm I wonder what it is like to have a boyfriend who is not psycho
Build me a nice camp fire and I will love you forever most likely
Ohhhh we're so c-c-c-c-c-controversial
I swear to god if the announcer says one more thing about their "World famous Drexel dogs" I will shove one down his throat
Shits about to get real here at swim champs
When my mom tells me to do something.. vine.co/v/e6EeWKubJZu
Dehydration + Working in the sun all day = 💀
I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they live underwater
I've never had someone who knows me like you do, the way you doooo
wOw Ant-Man was Marvel-ous 😉
Gonna be late to Ant-Man bc Drew had to get a fucking 'Sushi Deluxe'
Einstein and his therapist. "Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."
When the side hoe tells you she's pregnant