We're like two chippy peas in a far-out pod, man
what grammatical sin am I going to commit today
"Not to be used for bribing politicians" @williamsoroka
Happy Day of Birth, friend😌�@MitcahaBitcaha
Happy Birthday cool dude 😎@chuckme_
Wow first time getting paid since the summer, and it feels fucking gr8 🎉💰
Would life even be worth living if tater tots didn't exist?
“If you leave, please stay gone.”
My special talents include: jumping to the worst conclusion possible and worrying about that thing for hours.
Sometimes I like to take selfies, and sometimes they end up looking okay.
Trying to relax on Sundays
THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE EVER twitter.com/obiwankevobi/s…
I'm constantly convinced that everyone secretly hates me.
Kirby-licious definition make them boys go loco🐣
Dear lord I'm so tired fuck u college board for that demon test also knows as the SATs
The most depressing moment of my life was when I ran to AP's snack bar after the half time show & they told me they ran out of everything 😪🎻
Going around this roundabout🔃
Ethos pathos Doritos locos tacos
Teddy Girls…London’s bad girls of the 50′s
Yay! I got a job which means I can buy more cheese fries!!🎈
Public Service Announcement: I love @anniedampf
what kind of sick mind created this film amp.twimg.com/v/22e76cd2-2ff…
I CANT FUCKING BREATH 😭️h
this balloon landed in someone's yard and the message written on it honestly just broke my heart 💔 😭mEe
If you need me I'll be on my couch in a food coma 🤕✌🏼️
This Is How Stop Motion Films Are Made
Fam 🎃🍂 •
• (I have a Spider-Man suit on but it's not very visible in this pic😁)
The entire male population is made up of fuckboys and dinguses🙄
Happy Birthday to my absolute best friend since first grade😻😻😻 I love you home slice🖖🏼
Literally what I would do
Keep your friends close and your fries closer.
Happy Birthday to my main squeeze & the true queen of Interboro. We shall party till we're purple. 💕🎉🎈