When someone asks you for some food that you don't want to share
Thunderstorms make my heart smile. I love them⛈
Definitely the type of person to take the long way home to listen to more songs
Got a bad habit of treating people better than they treat me
the only way out is through the... perfume department
Buffalo chicken fries are the reason I breathe
Vote me for the "Most likely to sit at home and eat cheese fries forever" superlative for this yearbook!!
when someone calls you a bitch but they ain't wrong 💁�1e
I FOUND SQUAREBOB
death row: next in line speaking
-hi I'd like to place an order for delivery
Patrick is that you?
-yeah hey Mario
Wildcats are red
Corbins are bleu
This could be the start of something new
dog filter on a kitten so cute 😍�li
s/o to da bitches who roll their eye's and get annoyed the second they hear my name... love you
These mini pretzels are an outrage. 50 cents for this shit? We need to protest.
Do not sit next to me if you're going to talk through the entire movie that's rude
I NEED THIS 😍�AU
Blows my mind that some people don't like crab fries
In reality all girls are crazy so you'd better pick your favorite type.
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK TO POST THIS vine.co/v/iM0HnpBebd0
Rt if you're inspired
This is what modern feminism looks like
I always immediately regret staying home sick
Fake swimming pool I would pretend to drown in this so i could see someone dive on to a solid surface
these arrangements are so beautiful omg 😍�16
how long before the animals rise up and kill us all
When nobody's there for u so u gotta pick yourself up
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
When you're trying to tell a story but no one knows what the hell you're talking about.. vine.co/v/MjpK9pmKvzu
Wet doorknobs make me cringe
It is my life goal to eventually have a best friends list on my snapchat that actually parallels my best friends in real life
Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school."
HS: "This won't work in college."
College professor: "y'all want some milkduds???"
My eye has been twitching for two days
i take super hot showers because i like to practice burning in hell
It's only second period
When you're going to sleep but then realize that something bae said in November 2014, 7:00PM didn't add up.
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
how to kiss a boy
1. grab his waist
2. slip your hand in his pocket
3. steal his wallet
4. dont even kiss him
5. just run
My current mood 🍔🍕�1YCN
The only trait I'm proud of is my ability to ignore pain
Me when a sex scene comes on during family movie night
the smell of cigarettes makes me wanna puke
I love pulp fiction