I heard 17 going on 70 was the best of the sequels
13 Going on 30 is a god damn classic
for HE'S a JOLLY good ROOOOOKIE
Fun fact, me and John Travolta evidently wear the same shoe size
You can't be a #Nazi
and pro-America. Those things are mutually exclusive. We fought a war over it that the entire world was involved in.
It's always interesting to see the different ways that different presidents inspire the nation.....
"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."
Not many presidents could make threatening nuclear war the second worst thing he did in a week.
They didn't even feel the need to wear hoods. They're all confident they'll have jobs on Monday. twitter.com/tomastaylor4/s…
Dreams really do come true in California😍R
"Why do you make it a mission to jump at my crotch every time??"
she wears short skirts I wear tshirts she gets 850 likes on instagram and I tweet about wanting to get hit by a truck
doctor: it's serious
me: did something happen to randy jackson
"So he threw ball, and I ran, but ball was not there, & I turn, and he still has ball in hand, and I sad, so I sue." twitter.com/landpsychology…
And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
Just wait til you see Moron Mountain
Space mountain is fucking wild
the power to respect women twitter.com/slayerofvibes/…
What Names are Short For:
Tom - Thomas
Tim - Thimas
Jon - Jonmas
Phil - Philmas
Dan - Danthaniel
Rick - Ricktoria
Bob - Bobmas OR Bobbert
We're put in a decent amount of effort on a semi-regular basis.
When you don't give yourself a chance to feel grief it hits hard when you're awake and alone
wow dude episode 2 have a listen soundcloud.com/matt-malone-61…
I hate people who put signs on their lawn. We get it black lives matter, we get it you support the police, we get it your house is for sale
Lmfao they said Lil Uzi song sound like a ravioli commercial 😂�HU
Everyone in Kansas is so fucking pleasant, it brings me joy
High School Musical (2006)
me: don't tell anyone
And I feel God in this Chili's tonight
good morning who wants to throw a pineapple at my god damn head
If this isn't me and my future husband, I want a divorce already.
my two personalities coexisting in peace
no offense but if someone is excited about something & u make them feel stupid for being excited about it, ur the worst type of person.
A straight up biker gang just walked out of FL (wawa type of place) eating bananas. All of them. Causually eating bananas.
im going to beat the shit out of doodlebob
What can i say except you're welcome
This is Jasper, he's a 3 month old Yellow lab.
If I have to buy one more beauty blender because my dog eats at least one a week I'll scream
As a parent I'm gonna slip thunderstruck into my kid's bday party playlist to see which parents are cool and start chugging their Heinekens
Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that's 2 minutes away
Kayla is my bestest friend
U.S. Navy rejects transgender recruit. (2017, colorized)
pm - private message
pmoys- put me on your story
ptwwbbnbotbf - picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor
why was i tweeting this at 5am