HS Teachers: “There’s still a minute left of class, sit down!”
College Teachers: “We still have 20 mins left but I’m done teaching so bye”
Me: I’m going to be healthy
Midnight snack: large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream
oops sorry 😋 did i flex on yal? 😊🙏 yes sweetie, they're real 💅😍💦👋 ignore my house arrelCHjc7F
The plant is hungry. On April 27th, it eats. #LSOH
if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards so just do whatever you wanna do honestly
This saddest sequence of photos to ever exist
i baked a cake for everyone whos ever messaged me
6th grade relationships have everyone like…
I sure can't wait to drink ALLLLLLL these drinks!
April FOOOOOLS!........to me!
Today's the only day you can retweet this
Vote me for the "Most likely to sit at home and eat cheese fries forever" superlative for this yearbook!!
Reality Bites (1994)
she literally caught the sky change colors☁️😍7
Niles was a savage
doctor: please strip down
me: what are we
mess with my son
you get the gun
This short but iconic song about Spongebob's jellyfish jelly
why am I like this
In reality all girls are crazy so you'd better pick your favorite type.
What are you afraid of? #ITMovie
please bring account back my puffle is pregnant
7th graders nowadays are worried about boys and drugs, when I was in 7th grade my main concern was how I was getting out of running the mile
i take super hot showers because i like to practice burning in hell
Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school."
HS: "This won't work in college."
College professor: "y'all want some milkduds???"
people = art , the fine line between art and real life
Fault in Our Stars (2014)
I deserve an award for being way too nice to people who surely dont deserve it and not being able to hate some people no matter what they do
Now I have to look at my friends having fun on 3 platforms. Unfair
Nooo Facebook has a "story" now too smh smh
Am I the only one that finds murder stories & documentaries about serial killers interesting af??? I can watch them all day.
*doctor looks up*
I'm afraid you have forgetting about 80's bands disease
"Oh god what's The Cure?"
It's worse than I thought
anyone: so my boyfrie-
*Sits in my towel for 6 months after showering*
Silence of the Lambs (1991)
do u ever just think about the first time u met someone and compare it to where u guys are now & its like wow who knew this would happen?
Please stop fake caring about me.
The Exorcist (1973)
we all die you either kill yourself or get killed twitter.com/huffingtonpost…
One watermelon fresh from the manure fields your spookiness!
ill just leave this here