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Reid Murphy
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Omgomgomgomg.... Said your mom. #afterbanquet #chilloutididntmeanit #myb
DAWWW WE SO CYRRRT #yourmomscute😏 #soisherdick @nathalieanne
We're coming to get you.... #wekillyoass #udedbitch #owmyanus #monkeydick @nathalieanne
YUHHHHH #mygrr #wcw #datass #sheshot #iamtoo #rosesarered #suckmydick @nathalieanne
I'm so awkward. Haha. But meeting your idol isn't an every day thing. #johnmackey #short #composer #awkward #music #bandmusic #mackey #periphery #mishamansoor
Freshman year yo #tbt #throwback #emo #sexyfreshman
FUCKING WISDOM TEETH. HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID. #ow #wisdomteeth #chipmunk #fuckthathurts #nomoresax
With my beautiful granny. 😍 she's the sweetest woman alive. #granny #grandmother #grandparents #grandparent #farm #country
I think my grandparents may be a little racist. #racist #wetback #spic #beaner #Mexican #latina #imsosorry
Man crush. Sonny Moore/skrillex #mcm #mancrushmonday #sonnymoore #sonny #skrillex #fromfirsttolast #moore #edm #emo #transformation #dubstep #metal
My beautiful #wcw. @that_band_nerd_samantha 😬😬😬
Hmm... I'm not sure what to think. #bible #beer #religion #bibleandbeer #alcohol #fuzzys #fuzzystacos #fuzzystacoshop #wtf @that_band_nerd_samantha
He totally needs an Instagram so he can see all the shit I'm talking about him. #mcm #fatass #kohnertheboner #nine #in
This is beautiful. #heart #smile
#AAA #newyears #newyearseve
@the_raygun Me wit MY new #fivestringbassguitar
REMIX #igorrr #remix #phasmeobese #phasmeobèse #edm
totes no filter you guys. Totes. #yourcat #hat #flatcap #yourmom #nofilter
#mcm #mike #litoris #mikelitoris #mancrushmonday #hotashell #my #clitoris #yourmom #beard #awfulname #awesomename
Improved -.- #music #piano @the_raygun
Hmmmm..... Nom nom nom #tiny #sweet #midgets #tinysweetmidgets #vlasic #pickles #midget #dill #wtf #tasty #cannibalism #littlepeople
Follow me on soundcloud! I'm just starting out, but it's pretty cool stuff. #soundcloud #metal #music #followme #goodstuff
Huh... #interesting #penis #palmtree #jizz #palmtreejizz #tree #redandgreen #boner
I just hurt like balls
I mean.... It didn't go in or anything.
I just accidentally say on a metal pole
I didn't get raped it anything
Uhhhh.... My ass hurts
Your taste in music represents exactly what your mood would sound like if you could hear it.
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SUMMER SLAUGHTER!!!!!! #summerslaughter #summerslaughtertour #METAL @tiffany_mcdonalddd
Day 25. Food? #food #kohnertheboner
Day 24. I love you. #wcw #vaginas #blackmetal #jamminginfront
Day 23. Pink. #pink #pinkfloyd #vagina #prism
Yeah my car goes 0 to 60 in 30 seconds. No big deal. #badass
#thankyouonedirectionfor making the most annoying songs that are perfect for the most annoying teenagers. Honestly. THANKS
@ashley__neace: mosquito bites suck.” Your mom
I think I'm gonna do this to my light switches now. #hornylight #light #switch #lightswitch #penis #willy #wiener #marker #on #off #turnmeon #stickman #stick #man #pen
Epilepsy aint no joke
@__XOXOashleyy: I'm starving” Ummm... Eat
Day 22. Mancrush #hardcorenigerian #gauges #metal #mancrush #day22 #iwantthosecorksinmymouth #cork #black #bignose #holes
I think I may be crazy
And now Michael Jackson is playing
So it's time for another visit to the crazy doctor