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† Mr. Brightside ☪
How you treat your ex after a breakup really shows your true colours 👀
That awful moment when you see someone attractive out in public and you have to accept the fact that you will never see them again
Fav for a dm? 🌙😃🌚
Blocking someone on twitter is as useful as the T in Tsunami
Are you a slinky because i want to push you down the stairs
It's about time Hollyoaks won 'best soap' #BritishSoapAwards 👏
I wish I could make it easy, easy to love me.
It seems like the less someone knows about you, the more judgemental they are.
Helena Bonham Carter's portrayal of Bellatrix Lestrange is spot on 👏
Hedwig dying is definitely the most saddest part in Harry Potter 😔🔮
McDonald's breakfast would be perfect right now😋
I really hope the weather today will be like this for summer ☀️😎
Telling a girl to “calm down“ works about as well as trying to baptize a cat
Nobody likes to start the conversation first
She's got a boyfriend anyway
Always fancy people I'd never have a chance with
People in year 11 who are leaving school thinking that they will stay in contact with all of their friends are in for a massive shock 😂
If you call dessert "pudding" then you're probably a cunt
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