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If she only wants you, don't worry about who wants her
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Netflix & chillin'
Congrats 2 @KaleyKade for joining the likes of @breeolsen, @MalenaMorgan, @MiaMalkova & @SashaGrey as exclusive @Twistys Treat of the Month!
Report: Sabres contact Blackhawks in regards to acquiring Pat Kane
They said the world would end in 2012. Now the world WILL end in 2020. #Kanye2020 #Doomed
Niagara University Opening Weekend
I don't fuck with lazy people βœ‹
You asked for a winning team. We are building a winning team.
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#ThankYouFreddie. We wish you nothing but the best in your career!
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If you're at @NiagaraUniv stop by the bonfire! @DJRanKan, beer garden and free food
This girl just told me she had to get off the phone with me because if her boyfriend heard her she would be beat. #WhatIsTheWorldComingTo?
I fucking hate time warner ☺️
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Have any of you buying these "itWorks" ever thought of not being lazy & hitting up the gym?
Karma is like 69: You get what you give.
They are proposing you have to be 21 to buy pop... but they just approved Oxy for 11 year olds... #LetThatSinkIn
Why do lesbians not like guys... but they like girls that look like guys? #lesbehonest
Why do people say "no offense" right before they are about to offend you?
Got a new mail carrier... let's just say I will be looking forward to the mail coming from now on πŸ”₯ πŸ‘±#SuperModelDeliveryLadyady
Anyone want to go on a cruise?
Goodnight 😴😴
I hate when cars ride my ass at night cause I always think it's a cop & I don't know if I should slow down or speed to get him off my assπŸ˜‚πŸš¨
It's almost the "basic bitch" time of the year... Uggs, Starbucks and pumpkin spice everything. πŸ‘±
You know times are tough when @McDonalds charges $.05 for a small tap water...
Dear summer, Please come back. Please. 🌊🌞
This is perfect cuddling weather!... good thing my dog likes to cuddle πŸ˜‚πŸΆ
Happy 21st birthday @caitlin_protas! πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸŽˆπŸŽ‚πŸŽ
20,000 followers! #20k
If you want to hide something from me, put it in my voicemail. #NeverCheckThatShit
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Love when my room is dark & cold πŸ˜΄πŸ‘
Snapchat stories often remind me who is going nowhere in life. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘»
Massage yesterday , pedicure today. Judge me all you want it feels amazing πŸ˜‚
I constantly see broke people in clubs partying like they are rich; & wealthy people that work like they're broke. Success isn't by accident
Drivers class... cause I got caught ridin' dirty πŸš¨πŸš”
I'm on my worst behavior πŸ’‹
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Yepp! @Snapchat just took things to an all new level! #PicassoTime
I bet the horny people on @ashleymadison are wishing they just stuck with @Pornhub. #ExposedLikeBillClinton
Looks like Kendall Jenner is following in the family footsteps #NudesLeaked
They made viagara for woman... it takes 4 wks to take effect. With the way you ladies change your mind you won't even like the guy in 4 wksπŸ˜‚
I need one more Chris Brown ticket... who's got an extra?!
Gotta be one step ahead of the game
Being ratchet is not in style
Giving "participation" trophies to kids is one of the reasons we have fast food workers wanting $15/hr.
Makin' money like I'm printin' money πŸ’²πŸ’°

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