sext: i promise ima pay child support
LIFE LESSON: BOOTY IS NUTRITIOUS
Kanye the tipe to walk up to a girl and be like "tell me a pickup line i havent heard"
lRecipe for relaxation: exhale completely, inhale for four seconds, hold your breath for seven seconds and exhale for eight seconds.
Never waste your feelings on someone who doesn't value them.
A $4 Starbucks cup of coffee can buy 1200 cups of drinking water for children with no access to sanitized water.
I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
All my South African followers Retweet this If you are excited about #MagicianImpossible3
starting on @DiscoverySA
ANYONE KNOW WHAT I SHOULD NAME MY NEW SONG?
What do you call a group of black people hanging around your neighborhood. Nothing, you call the police.
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BULLSHIT IS THIS
SO LIKE YESTERDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY
BITCH DON'T FUCKIN KILL MY VIBEE
SO LIKE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW
Sean&Bobo - Cockblock (Original mix): youtu.be/xQlIuj9V67c
Kevin Drew ft. Taryn Manning - Summer Ashes (Savi Remix): youtu.be/EsKPzd0a_2M
Sean&Bobo - Fast Food (Original Mix): youtu.be/xG7H8DFpJME
[House] Deorro - Bootie In Your Face: youtu.be/r7fvAPHqS-M
Oliver Heldens & Matt Prey - Semtex [BIGROOM HOUSE]: youtu.be/sJIVw_iy-SA
♫ Just downloaded "Ocarina (Visionaire Remix)" by @ItsVisionaire
♫ Just downloaded "Omega (Original Mix)" by @ItsVisionaire
Visionaire - Omega (Original Mix): youtu.be/TlXnxIq_2lQ
Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike ft Wolfpack - Ocarina (Swede Dreams Bootleg): youtu.be/LmmaCUrDh74
Decided I'm gonna do some Hardstyle
OH FUCK THERE'S A FUCKING SPIDER ON THE WALL I NEARLY SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS pic.twitter.com/YvM23UaCfO
Wanna get women????? Ignore them and do you. They'll come. If you're fake they won't though. Real talk.
Emily Ratajkowski. That’s all I need to say. tmblr.co/ZyHZMvuIuR4D
friend: i feel a bit down today
me: OMG what happened tell me everything!
*when i feel sad*
friend: oh ok
People just automatically assume shit about people without getting to know them and that's not right at all.
Have you heard ‘Terravita - Bach Off - OUT NOW ON FIREPOWER RECORDS’ by TERRAVITA on #SoundCloud
The best part about smoking cigarettes is the part where you don't smoke them..
Rt fur Aliks fav fur Kat Uptin
Last word Future, first word Odd
Want one of these so badly pic.twitter.com/dk0qO3tARW
My mom has been smoking for almost 30 years. She needs to quit. pic.twitter.com/dbiy8PUZTj