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David Mitchell
Why not have Shreddies for lunch? RT @WILTY_TV: Missed last night's WILTY? Why not enjoy it with your Shreddies here:…
On tonight's brand new Would I Lie To You, please enjoy @BrunoTonioli, @KirstyWark, @AdamBuxton & @robbeckettcomic. It's on BBC1 at 8.30pm.
On the subject of the #indyref, I must say that I thought this was well said:…
In the Observer/@ObsNewReview today: My Sex Tape Hell - I tell all. #MSTHITA
Glorious and trembly by @jennycolgan, and not just because she mentions me in the first para. #indyref…
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Missed our first episode of our BRAND NEW series last night ? Fear not, you can catch up here:… #WILTY
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Catch it NOW, or at some point over the next ten years on Dave. @WILTY_TV
A BRAND NEW series of Would I Lie To You? starts tonight, 8.30, BBC1. Guests: @ClaudiaWinkle, @SteveJones, Fiona Bruce & @MickyF_Official.
The periodic table of elements and the countries they were discovered in
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A brand new series of #WILTY starts this Friday at 20:30 on BBC1. Here's a sneak preview...…
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I'm on 8 Out Of Ten Cats Does Countdown at 9pm on Channel 4 tonight. It turns out I'm not very good at anagrams or arithmetic.
It's Wednesday, you're bored...but luckily for you, we've put EVERY SINGLE QI buzzer into one video. You're welcome:…
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Yes yes yes. I have blah pounds of undigested meat in my colon. My colon itself is also undigested meat, as is the rest of me. My apologies.
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Caught on camera: The tense moment just before Tony Blair won his GQ Award.
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My Observer/@ObsNewReview column today calls for the democratisation of branding. #stopinexplicablepicturesoncrisps
Saw Inbetweeners 2 over the weekend. It's hilarious. Loads of splendidly disgusting jokes but with its heart completely in the right place.
What do the internet and classical music have in common? The power to deceive. #insertspookynoise My Observer column:
At 11 o'clock tonight, I'm on @Baddiel's new Radio 4 show Don't Make Me Laugh. It's a lovely format. #AccidentalPartridge
My Observer/@ObsNewReview column today is about the dangers of thinking things have been made safe.
I've got a book out in November so I'll be doing some normal book events, that's all. #notastanduptour #notanaudiencewith
Please ignore reports on @chortle & @guardian about my "forthcoming stand-up tour" this autumn. I'm not doing one! Crossed wires somewhere.
Hear hear! RT @VictoriaCoren: Fantastic day in beautiful Llangollen, thanks to everyone at the Fringe for being so friendly and fun.
Ed Miliband meets Obama: this is what body-language experts call the 'defensive harmonica' position:…
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Dear all, Please click on this link to the Observer/@ObsNewReview for a message that may or may not concern you.
You who cry "too soon" are the fools on whom murderous despots have always relied. A political cartoon can never be too soon, only too late.
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I'm on tonight's News Quiz (R4, 6.30) with Andy Hamilton, @RebeccaFront, @JeremyJHardy, @nagbag and @sanditoksvig. #radioworksoutdoors
This week's panel is @JeremyJHardy, Andy Hamilton, @RebeccaFront and @RealDMitchell. Plus Sandi and @nagbag. What a treat!
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Thanks very much for all the 'Happy Birthday' tweets on Monday. I was 40 then but, according to scientists, I am already EVEN OLDER.
In the Observer/@ObsNewReview today, my interior design epiphany: .
In my Observer/@ObsNewReview column today, Ozymandias asserts his 'right to be forgotten'.
Clever Holiday Inn! Make your fridges slightly warmer and they're useless except for vending drinks.
There's one day left to listen to our Radio 4 sitcom pilot…
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In my Observer (@ObsNewReview) column today, I give the stamp of approval to a disapproving stamp.
"Blocked" by @frankieboyle & @dickmagician, the R4 comedy I was in the other day, is now available on iPlayer here:…
On R4 at 11pm today I'm in 'Blocked', a sitcom pilot by @frankieboyle & @dickmagician. I play a furiously unproductive writer.
In today's Observer, I anticipate the relaxing powerlessness I'll feel in a car with no steering-wheel. #whoopsapoem
Special offer on data! RT @HarperCollinsUK: BACK STORY by @RealDMitchell is just £2.99 on Apple iBooks until 3 June…
Whoops! Have been accidentally tweeting from my pocket. Apologies.
Wasn't sure whether female robins also had red breasts, so googled "female robin" and got this. #notmuchhelp
Prince Charles says Putin's like Hitler. But who does he think Max Clifford or Mrs Thatcher is like? In the Observer:
Saw @Baddiel's 'Fame - Not the Musical' yesterday. It's hilarious AND interesting. Current run ends tonight but do catch it if on again.
I'd really like you to read this article I wrote about what happened to me after the BAFTAs last year. @RadioTimes
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Then @SusanCalman and I will be rushing round to BBC1 to be in "Have I Got a Bit More News For You" at 10.40.
Last in the current series of Unbelievable Truth is on R4 at 6.30 today, featuring Miles Jupp, Phill Jupitus, @thefridgeman & @SusanCalman.
I'm hosting tonight's 'Have I Got News For You', with @SusanCalman and Andy Hamilton as well as the regulars, at 9pm on BBC1. #HIGNFY
On R4 at 6.30, Unbelievable Truth boasts Phill Jupitus, Miles Jupp, @thefridgeman & @SusanCalman. May the 5th be with you. #fightpunpedantry
Saw @arobertwebb as @bertiewooster at the Duke of York's yesterday. He was absolutely brilliant, it's a hilarious show. #gruntled