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David Mitchell
What do the internet and classical music have in common? The power to deceive. #insertspookynoise My Observer column:
At 11 o'clock tonight, I'm on @Baddiel's new Radio 4 show Don't Make Me Laugh. It's a lovely format. #AccidentalPartridge
My Observer/@ObsNewReview column today is about the dangers of thinking things have been made safe.
I've got a book out in November so I'll be doing some normal book events, that's all. #notastanduptour #notanaudiencewith
Please ignore reports on @chortle & @guardian about my "forthcoming stand-up tour" this autumn. I'm not doing one! Crossed wires somewhere.
Hear hear! RT @VictoriaCoren: Fantastic day in beautiful Llangollen, thanks to everyone at the Fringe for being so friendly and fun.
Ed Miliband meets Obama: this is what body-language experts call the 'defensive harmonica' position:…
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Dear all, Please click on this link to the Observer/@ObsNewReview for a message that may or may not concern you.
You who cry "too soon" are the fools on whom murderous despots have always relied. A political cartoon can never be too soon, only too late.
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I'm on tonight's News Quiz (R4, 6.30) with Andy Hamilton, @RebeccaFront, @JeremyJHardy, @nagbag and @sanditoksvig. #radioworksoutdoors
This week's panel is @JeremyJHardy, Andy Hamilton, @RebeccaFront and @RealDMitchell. Plus Sandi and @nagbag. What a treat!
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Thanks very much for all the 'Happy Birthday' tweets on Monday. I was 40 then but, according to scientists, I am already EVEN OLDER.
In the Observer/@ObsNewReview today, my interior design epiphany: .
In my Observer/@ObsNewReview column today, Ozymandias asserts his 'right to be forgotten'.
Clever Holiday Inn! Make your fridges slightly warmer and they're useless except for vending drinks.
There's one day left to listen to our Radio 4 sitcom pilot…
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In my Observer (@ObsNewReview) column today, I give the stamp of approval to a disapproving stamp.
"Blocked" by @frankieboyle & @dickmagician, the R4 comedy I was in the other day, is now available on iPlayer here:…
On R4 at 11pm today I'm in 'Blocked', a sitcom pilot by @frankieboyle & @dickmagician. I play a furiously unproductive writer.
In today's Observer, I anticipate the relaxing powerlessness I'll feel in a car with no steering-wheel. #whoopsapoem
Special offer on data! RT @HarperCollinsUK: BACK STORY by @RealDMitchell is just £2.99 on Apple iBooks until 3 June…
Whoops! Have been accidentally tweeting from my pocket. Apologies.