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David Mitchell
What do the internet and classical music have in common? The power to deceive. #insertspookynoise My Observer column: gu.com/p/4xxx8/tf
At 11 o'clock tonight, I'm on @Baddiel's new Radio 4 show Don't Make Me Laugh. It's a lovely format. #AccidentalPartridge
My Observer/@ObsNewReview column today is about the dangers of thinking things have been made safe. gu.com/p/4v9x8/tf
I've got a book out in November so I'll be doing some normal book events, that's all. #notastanduptour #notanaudiencewith
Please ignore reports on @chortle & @guardian about my "forthcoming stand-up tour" this autumn. I'm not doing one! Crossed wires somewhere.
Hear hear! RT @VictoriaCoren: Fantastic day in beautiful Llangollen, thanks to everyone at the Fringe for being so friendly and fun.
Ed Miliband meets Obama: this is what body-language experts call the 'defensive harmonica' position: pbs.twimg.com/media/BtGYfxWI…
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Dear all, Please click on this link to the Observer/@ObsNewReview for a message that may or may not concern you. gu.com/p/4v4vz/tw
You who cry "too soon" are the fools on whom murderous despots have always relied. A political cartoon can never be too soon, only too late.
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I'm on tonight's News Quiz (R4, 6.30) with Andy Hamilton, @RebeccaFront, @JeremyJHardy, @nagbag and @sanditoksvig. #radioworksoutdoors
This week's panel is @JeremyJHardy, Andy Hamilton, @RebeccaFront and @RealDMitchell. Plus Sandi and @nagbag. What a treat!
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Thanks very much for all the 'Happy Birthday' tweets on Monday. I was 40 then but, according to scientists, I am already EVEN OLDER.
In the Observer/@ObsNewReview today, my interior design epiphany: gu.com/p/3qpq3/tf .
In my Observer/@ObsNewReview column today, Ozymandias asserts his 'right to be forgotten'. gu.com/p/3qyvb/tw
Clever Holiday Inn! Make your fridges slightly warmer and they're useless except for vending drinks. pic.twitter.com/tETuyGRX7R
There's one day left to listen to our Radio 4 sitcom pilot bbc.co.uk/podcasts/serie…
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In my Observer (@ObsNewReview) column today, I give the stamp of approval to a disapproving stamp. gu.com/p/3pq7e/tw
"Blocked" by @frankieboyle & @dickmagician, the R4 comedy I was in the other day, is now available on iPlayer here: bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04…
On R4 at 11pm today I'm in 'Blocked', a sitcom pilot by @frankieboyle & @dickmagician. I play a furiously unproductive writer.
In today's Observer, I anticipate the relaxing powerlessness I'll feel in a car with no steering-wheel. #whoopsapoem gu.com/p/3pkkj/tw
Special offer on data! RT @HarperCollinsUK: BACK STORY by @RealDMitchell is just £2.99 on Apple iBooks until 3 June itunes.apple.com/gb/book/david-…
Whoops! Have been accidentally tweeting from my pocket. Apologies.