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David Mitchell
My Observer/@ObsNewReview column today calls for the democratisation of branding. #stopinexplicablepicturesoncrisps gu.com/p/4x53b/tf
Saw Inbetweeners 2 over the weekend. It's hilarious. Loads of splendidly disgusting jokes but with its heart completely in the right place.
What do the internet and classical music have in common? The power to deceive. #insertspookynoise My Observer column: gu.com/p/4xxx8/tf
At 11 o'clock tonight, I'm on @Baddiel's new Radio 4 show Don't Make Me Laugh. It's a lovely format. #AccidentalPartridge
My Observer/@ObsNewReview column today is about the dangers of thinking things have been made safe. gu.com/p/4v9x8/tf
I've got a book out in November so I'll be doing some normal book events, that's all. #notastanduptour #notanaudiencewith
Please ignore reports on @chortle & @guardian about my "forthcoming stand-up tour" this autumn. I'm not doing one! Crossed wires somewhere.
Hear hear! RT @VictoriaCoren: Fantastic day in beautiful Llangollen, thanks to everyone at the Fringe for being so friendly and fun.
Ed Miliband meets Obama: this is what body-language experts call the 'defensive harmonica' position: pbs.twimg.com/media/BtGYfxWI…
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Dear all, Please click on this link to the Observer/@ObsNewReview for a message that may or may not concern you. gu.com/p/4v4vz/tw
You who cry "too soon" are the fools on whom murderous despots have always relied. A political cartoon can never be too soon, only too late.
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I'm on tonight's News Quiz (R4, 6.30) with Andy Hamilton, @RebeccaFront, @JeremyJHardy, @nagbag and @sanditoksvig. #radioworksoutdoors
This week's panel is @JeremyJHardy, Andy Hamilton, @RebeccaFront and @RealDMitchell. Plus Sandi and @nagbag. What a treat!
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Thanks very much for all the 'Happy Birthday' tweets on Monday. I was 40 then but, according to scientists, I am already EVEN OLDER.
In the Observer/@ObsNewReview today, my interior design epiphany: gu.com/p/3qpq3/tf .
In my Observer/@ObsNewReview column today, Ozymandias asserts his 'right to be forgotten'. gu.com/p/3qyvb/tw
Clever Holiday Inn! Make your fridges slightly warmer and they're useless except for vending drinks. pic.twitter.com/tETuyGRX7R
There's one day left to listen to our Radio 4 sitcom pilot bbc.co.uk/podcasts/serie…
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In my Observer (@ObsNewReview) column today, I give the stamp of approval to a disapproving stamp. gu.com/p/3pq7e/tw
"Blocked" by @frankieboyle & @dickmagician, the R4 comedy I was in the other day, is now available on iPlayer here: bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04…
On R4 at 11pm today I'm in 'Blocked', a sitcom pilot by @frankieboyle & @dickmagician. I play a furiously unproductive writer.
In today's Observer, I anticipate the relaxing powerlessness I'll feel in a car with no steering-wheel. #whoopsapoem gu.com/p/3pkkj/tw
Special offer on data! RT @HarperCollinsUK: BACK STORY by @RealDMitchell is just £2.99 on Apple iBooks until 3 June itunes.apple.com/gb/book/david-…
Whoops! Have been accidentally tweeting from my pocket. Apologies.
Wasn't sure whether female robins also had red breasts, so googled "female robin" and got this. #notmuchhelp pic.twitter.com/tZFrDGgFme
Prince Charles says Putin's like Hitler. But who does he think Max Clifford or Mrs Thatcher is like? In the Observer: gu.com/p/3pftp/tw
Saw @Baddiel's 'Fame - Not the Musical' yesterday. It's hilarious AND interesting. Current run ends tonight but do catch it if on again.
I'd really like you to read this article I wrote about what happened to me after the BAFTAs last year. @RadioTimes pic.twitter.com/BySxcGxwNn
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Then @SusanCalman and I will be rushing round to BBC1 to be in "Have I Got a Bit More News For You" at 10.40.
Last in the current series of Unbelievable Truth is on R4 at 6.30 today, featuring Miles Jupp, Phill Jupitus, @thefridgeman & @SusanCalman.
I'm hosting tonight's 'Have I Got News For You', with @SusanCalman and Andy Hamilton as well as the regulars, at 9pm on BBC1. #HIGNFY
On R4 at 6.30, Unbelievable Truth boasts Phill Jupitus, Miles Jupp, @thefridgeman & @SusanCalman. May the 5th be with you. #fightpunpedantry
Saw @arobertwebb as @bertiewooster at the Duke of York's yesterday. He was absolutely brilliant, it's a hilarious show. #gruntled
The splendid panel were @RonJichardson, Lloyd Langford, @Kathbum & @GraemeGarden1.
This week I remembered to tweet about the Unbelievable Truth. Sadly I forgot again before I did so. iPlayer link: bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04…
My Observer column today is about why sometimes a rest is better than a change. gu.com/p/3zydx/tf @ObsNewReview
Nothing could make me forget to tweet the Unbelievable Truth. However, @VictoriaCoren's triumph in a poker tournament could not. R4 6.30pm.
My wife just won her second EPT Main Event. Nobody's ever been able to say that before. She's amazing. #resistingexclamationmarks #EPTLive
My Observer (@ObsNewReview) column today is about how annoying it is to be kept waiting for reports on wars, & shoes. gu.com/p/3zgd3/tw
Would it not be so unbelievably awesome/hilarious if,from nowhere, @VictoriaCoren became the 1st 2 time EPT champ&not some boring stary guy.
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Tonight's Unbelievable Truth (R4, 6.30) panellists are @RonJichardson, Lloyd Langford, @Kathbum & @GraemeGarden1.
In today's Observer (@ObsNewReview) I wonder whether fascism can be as much fun as running around demanding snacks. gu.com/p/3zbpx/tw
Is it because it's the unlucky 13th series of The Unbelievable Truth that I forgot to tweet that episode 1 was on yesterday?
In today's Observer (@ObsNewReview), I argue that honesty is at least a viable policy. But then I would say that. gu.com/p/3z6yg/tw