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Jordan Davis
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So, in June I'm doing a sponsored ride from London to Paris. Waiting for sponsors :) @konaworld @Specialized_UK #training #cancerresearch
'@foofighters this is why ive been such a devoted fan of you Dave since is was 6. Best 16 years of my life.
Jigglypuff is a slut
I miss jeggings. I wish they were back in fashion.
I really do want a tattoo. Need serious ideas though. #ideasplease #ideas
Beautiful things don't ask for attention.
As much as I like #brooklyn99 I really want one of the characters to sit on a chainsaw. #soannoying
My mum has gone away for a week and left me home alone. I've changed all the family portraits into... 9gag.com/gag/aG9BRBK?re… via @9GAG
I've got to stop looking at @CuntsWatching posts. They really are making me give up on humanity.
Rules of engagement is painfully unfunny.
Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me.
"@CuntsWatching Are you having a laugh?! pic.twitter.com/BhPJqsFlZv" It should say, by the only person to like this.
So selfish when celebrities who don't know me get married. If they'd only have just waited a little longer...
Also, suggest watching #brooklyn99. Not often America produces quality programmes.
So, apparently coming up with a fictional name for a pub called 'The Thalidomide Arms' is across the line #whowouldhavethought
So I've spent the best part of 2 months writing a sitcom. It's proving challenging. Anyone who would want part, apply within.
If anything, feminists normally rub me up the wrong way. But I think they have a lot f validity with being pissed off with Blurred Lines.
(I mean, what's the worst that could happen? She could say no. Actually, that would be terrible. It would destroy me if she said no.)
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You know, Jez, I've started to get this feeling that I'm totally, totally fucked. You know? Everything's fucked.
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Oh wow, the new Twitter is amazingly snazzy! Me likely big time!