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Rasmus Lerdorf
I am failing as a luddite. Travel power bar is full with my Kindle, mini ipod, ipad, gps watch, mifi and laptop.
LH455 from SFO to FRA on a 380 and downstairs is packed. Nobody realizes there is a small economy cabin upstairs
Thank you @digitalocean for sending me this. But I have to admit I am not really sure what to do with it.
I was getting lost in Laravel's class hierarchy so I had phan spit out a *partial* map of it!
Perhaps the geekiest tweet you will see today? My PoC static analyzer is improving. It might actually become useful.
If you haven't already started testing PHP 7, now is the time. 1st alpha release available at
One of the stresses of my life is getting border agents to not slap a stamp in the middle of an empty page and now..
I like E*Trade's arbitrary restriction for chars you can put in a msg to them. Misguided attempt to prevent XSS/SQLi?
Pretty please @comcastcares, fix your xfinity app so it makes sense. It is 21:25 here. Does this really mean 2am?
With Edmond and my awesome "laptop" in some dingy engineering lab at U of Waterloo circa 1991 - photo by Jeff Lewis
Classic flowchart, now in glorious 3D. (At the San Mateo Maker Faire)
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Very long boring flight. I wonder what this part of Russia I am over is like?
Seemingly yesterday Mrs Armitage, now Carl is reading a Java book and we discuss float/double precision at bed time
So Comcast has "fixed" the units in their status app apparently. I am still confused (and down again)
@jmikola: Rasmus and the Lerdorfs #PHPBandNames ” - My next gig?
Fav food ever: smoked herring w/ egg yolk+chives. I spent my summers as a kid on Bornholm - pic via @GoVisitDenmark
Comcast re-route setup while I wait for 17 xfinity units
Hey @comcastcares how about some units in your app?
Back from a fun trip to Brazil. Thanks to @galvao and the rest of the @phpconferencebr volunteers for all your work
Always nice to start a long trip with a Dreamliner flight. My favourite plane by far.
Dear @SenTedCruz, I'm going to explain to you how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works…
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Carl loves Halloween. He starts planning in July. This is what he built this year. I only helped with the sound fx

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