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Absolutely disgusting!....
Fancy a game of no hands Jenga?....
Clearly likes big cocks...
Going to the gym after the weekend...
When the spelling police on here HAVE to correct your mistakes #fuckoff
Happens to me every time I wear Brut...
Are you ready to experience REAL magic?...
Great night in for £10.38....
Ok I'll come out, but just the one....
The Kardashians photo bombed by widow twanky....
Never skip leg day....
If Carlsberg did illegal immigrates...
Fuck yeah it's FRIDAY....
Uncanny wouldn't you say...
Scarred for life...
Full time mummy starter kit....
Michelangelo 2015 style...
The clip had the same effect on me when I first saw it....
Probably more appetising than the on board snacks....
Please check out my cousin singing an amazing cover of Sia's Chandelier youtu.be/HgWmkOXimQo
Allergic reaction to an elbow...
So many questions...
Countdown just got interesting.... #SLUTZ
I see some good has come out of the migrant situation @OTYOfficial @Kent_Online #calaismigrants
The fat controller should be in charge of the Channel Tunnel!...
Aww, look at the sweet monkey, so cute...
The real reason for Operation Stack....
Taken from Star Wars- The Booty Awakens..
Someone's having a real bad day!...
One for the punctuation police out there...
To FABULOUS for you....
Thats no cave!.....
When you're searching for that porn video and you finally find it....
When you really need a poo but theres nowhere to go...
The wife on payday..
They were destined for each other...
Every time I go to the dentist...
Trying to focus when the drugs hit you hard...@DruggyBuilder
With budget cuts on the new Alien film, it doesn't look promising....
Postman's just asked if I can take this in for the neighbour, I wonder what it is?....
Everyday, cans of Coke are needlessly used, like this one, an never drank, RT and raise awareness....
Thank fuck it's Friday....
NHS or Kwikfit? I'm confused..
No pleasing some people...
What a bargain this is...




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