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actor writers 3,833,867 followers
I've invented a kill switch that has it's own kill switch.
Heard a bustle in my hedgerow and I decided to be a lawman. That's how I roll.
Horrible insect infestation in SoCal
"If you scratch it, it'll just itch more" - every dad ever
There hasn't been a QB like Johnny Manziel since The Sanchize was drafted! #1Pick
Can you please follow @LIDEHaiti on the tweeter for updates on our work in Haiti? #FM
In space, no one can hear you tweet.
(That's in Haiti. Sorry)
Had to call my wife in Le Petit Rivière Artibonite to ask her where my sons D & D character sheet was. Craziest call ever?
I use the time during the Game of Thrones opening credits to run to the store, pick up a few bags of groceries & get gas.
How much is it gonna cost us, the American taxpayers, to rebuild S.H.I.E.L.D. !?!?
My new energy drink, "Rainn-Stormm" contains macha green tea, ginkgo biloba, turmeric, beet resin, Zonkey blood & a single drop of my urine.
I named my thigh gap, "Hell's Canyon" Just FYI. @Beyonce
Use #AmazonSmile and donate .5% to @monafoundation with every purchase at no extra cost to you!
Just went to Barnes & Noble & stole a copy of 'The Book Thief'.
The Lumberjack Chic of Vancouver is a bit out of control. Lumberjacks didn't wear skinny jeans & eat gluten free. #beards
.@StephenKing 's next horror novel takes place inside @Pharrell 's hat.
How likely are you to recommend @rainnwilson to a friend or family member - on a scale from 10 (definitely) to 1 (definitely not)?