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actor writers 3,830,762 followers
In space, no one can hear you tweet.
(That's in Haiti. Sorry)
Had to call my wife in Le Petit Rivière Artibonite to ask her where my sons D & D character sheet was. Craziest call ever?
I use the time during the Game of Thrones opening credits to run to the store, pick up a few bags of groceries & get gas.
How much is it gonna cost us, the American taxpayers, to rebuild S.H.I.E.L.D. !?!?
My new energy drink, "Rainn-Stormm" contains macha green tea, ginkgo biloba, turmeric, beet resin, Zonkey blood & a single drop of my urine.
I named my thigh gap, "Hell's Canyon" Just FYI. @Beyonce
Use #AmazonSmile and donate .5% to @monafoundation with every purchase at no extra cost to you!
Just went to Barnes & Noble & stole a copy of 'The Book Thief'.
The Lumberjack Chic of Vancouver is a bit out of control. Lumberjacks didn't wear skinny jeans & eat gluten free. #beards
.@StephenKing 's next horror novel takes place inside @Pharrell 's hat.
How likely are you to recommend @rainnwilson to a friend or family member - on a scale from 10 (definitely) to 1 (definitely not)?
Global Youth Ambassador, Shazia from #GirlswithBooks will be @ #educationcountdown summit! Watch her ...
These days there's more viruses on cruise ships than on rappers! #joke #twitter #virus
I have beautiful child-bearing hips. What a waste! :-(
countdown to change that & create @aworldatschool. @LIDEHaiti
57million children are out of school. We’re joining the #education
You're a virus RT @ageis: @rainnwilson not a virus
Whoever named the computer virus 'Heartbleed' is a poet.
Shall we call it Meat Curtains? RT @Imhellafancy @rainnwilson Please start a band with me